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DexMSR said: Paisley said: What are some of the things that are NOT sexy to you?
Granny Panties!!! 
Fat Chicks (FUCK YOU...THESE ARE "MY" PREFERENCES!) Ungroomed Pussy Cigarette Breath!!! Mix that with Coffee!!
Closed Minds...  lmao @ ungroomed pussy!!!To Sir, with Love | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: nose and ear hair... yech...
 Any girl with visible nose and ear hair is mos def not sexy too me!!To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said: DexMSR said: Paisley said: What are some of the things that are NOT sexy to you?
Granny Panties!!!
Fat Chicks (FUCK YOU...THESE ARE "MY" PREFERENCES!) Ungroomed Pussy Cigarette Breath!!! Mix that with Coffee!!
Closed Minds... lmao @ ungroomed pussy!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: skinny men (sorry!)
men w/long hair men without a sense of humor so basically, i love fat, funny, bald guys!  what about a sorta bigger, bald, black, hysterical man??? boy..have i got the guy for you!!! G-Baby...you're in...wait a minute...i think you guys have already met!! nevermind...ignore me.  you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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there are many things i find unsexy but one very important one for me is...
when you're in bed with a guy and he is sooo self-conscious that the covers are WAY up around his neck like a frickin cape or sleeping bag...not only is the light off but every speck of light is gone in the room (the curtains are duct taped to the window...the alarm clock has a sock draped over it)...you're fooling around with 'Mummy-Man' and you start to giggle, he thinks you're laughing at him so he freezes up and gets defensive. this is not sexy. if i'm in bed with you i am attracted to you, so any physical flaws you BELIEVE you MAY have i don't care about!!! i obviously think you are sexy!!! sex is supposed to be fun. i like to play around. i want rolling, laughing, fall off the bed, bite me, spank me, 'the neighbors wonder whats going on', exciting, stimulating, i can't keep my hands, lips, nether regions off you, enjoyable for both of us kinda sex. and if you don't want that then nevermind...just go home. thats what i find unsexy. lack of self confidence/prudishness in bed. you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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...oooh yeah, did anyone mention:
long toenails an peeps that keep their hands in their mouths *... "ive always said, that if you have to ask for something more than once or twice, it wasnt yours in the first place"...* | |
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lillith said: irresistibleb1tch said: skinny men (sorry!)
men w/long hair men without a sense of humor so basically, i love fat, funny, bald guys! what about a sorta bigger, bald, black, hysterical man??? boy..have i got the guy for you!!! G-Baby...you're in...wait a minute...i think you guys have already met!! nevermind...ignore me. lillith - u & i need to talk!! u crack me up!! | |
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lillith said: there are many things i find unsexy but one very important one for me is...
when you're in bed with a guy and he is sooo self-conscious that the covers are WAY up around his neck like a frickin cape or sleeping bag...not only is the light off but every speck of light is gone in the room (the curtains are duct taped to the window...the alarm clock has a sock draped over it)...you're fooling around with 'Mummy-Man' and you start to giggle, he thinks you're laughing at him so he freezes up and gets defensive. this is not sexy. if i'm in bed with you i am attracted to you, so any physical flaws you BELIEVE you MAY have [color=red:5b7d1f9ba4:eb6fe18cd2]i don't care about!!! i obviously think you are sexy!!! sex is supposed to be fun. i like to play around. i want rolling, laughing, fall off the bed, bite me, spank me, 'the neighbors wonder whats going on', exciting, stimulating, i can't keep my hands, lips, nether regions off you, enjoyable for both of us kinda sex. and if you don't want that then nevermind...just go home. thats what i find unsexy. lack of self confidence/prudishness in bed. triple co-sign! knew a guy like that years ago... what a shame... come to think of it, he was skinny, had long-ish hair and NO sense of humor... figures!! | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: lillith said: irresistibleb1tch said: skinny men (sorry!)
men w/long hair men without a sense of humor so basically, i love fat, funny, bald guys! what about a sorta bigger, bald, black, hysterical man??? boy..have i got the guy for you!!! G-Baby...you're in...wait a minute...i think you guys have already met!! nevermind...ignore me. lillith - u & i need to talk!! u crack me up!! anytime gurl...anytime!!! 
i hear you are one cool chick!! you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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cborgman said: prrtybby said: cborgman said: prrtybby said: girls with lipstick on their teeth. and boys with "do-rags"
 guess what i am wearing on ym head today...are you wearing a "do-rag" or bandana? bandana over the head... took it off when i got home though, cause i felt unsexy  bandana's aren't the same thing. I love bandana's!!! I think (especially) if you have a good head shape that a bandana is truely sexy!! better then helmets for motorcycles, better than a baseball hat everyday.(baseball hats are ok but not everyday.) do-rags are just NASTY looking. they have that old hat with the scarf look in a way (like the copenhagan hats from '86') but they are greasy and dirty and make the person look like a "gangsta" I hate that look. "a poor fool indeed is a man who adopts a manner of thinking for others" | |
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Thighbrows-A profusion of bikini overspill.
gaseous clay-A bowel movement in which the sufferer passes flatulance assisted stools which look like something from a school pottery lesson and which, upon hitting the pan, 'float like a butterfly'. However, becuz of their high exit velocity, they also 'sting like a bee'. | |
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What's not sexy?
Cloudbuster approaches you wearing a french maid's outfit. As he starts to kiss you, his B.O. becomes almost overbearing and you faint. When you come around, you're tied to bed. You can barely move. Suddenly Cloudy comes into the room completely naked, accompanied by Billy Ray Cyrus. As Billy sings a cover version of Kate Bush's beautiful song 'This Woman's Work', Cloudy covers your body with syrup and pours boiling water over your genitals. As you scream in agony, he starts to masturbate as Billy Ray sticks pins into the soles of your feet. The situation ends three days later. Now, that is definitely not sexy!!! | |
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Haystack said: What's not sexy?
Cloudbuster approaches you wearing a french maid's outfit. As he starts to kiss you, his B.O. becomes almost overbearing and you faint. When you come around, you're tied to bed. You can barely move. Suddenly Cloudy comes into the room completely naked, accompanied by Billy Ray Cyrus. As Billy sings a cover version of Kate Bush's beautiful song 'This Woman's Work', Cloudy covers your body with syrup and pours boiling water over your genitals. As you scream in agony, he starts to masturbate as Billy Ray sticks pins into the soles of your feet. The situation ends three days later. Now, that is definitely not sexy!!! I don't know. There are aspects of that that sounds lovely, actually. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Haystack said: What's not sexy?
Cloudbuster approaches you wearing a french maid's outfit. As he starts to kiss you, his B.O. becomes almost overbearing and you faint. When you come around, you're tied to bed. You can barely move. Suddenly Cloudy comes into the room completely naked, accompanied by Billy Ray Cyrus. As Billy sings a cover version of Kate Bush's beautiful song 'This Woman's Work', Cloudy covers your body with syrup and pours boiling water over your genitals. As you scream in agony, he starts to masturbate as Billy Ray sticks pins into the soles of your feet. The situation ends three days later. Now, that is definitely not sexy!!! I don't know. There are aspects of that that sounds lovely, actually.  | |
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Haystack said: INSATIABLE said: Haystack said: What's not sexy?
Cloudbuster approaches you wearing a french maid's outfit. As he starts to kiss you, his B.O. becomes almost overbearing and you faint. When you come around, you're tied to bed. You can barely move. Suddenly Cloudy comes into the room completely naked, accompanied by Billy Ray Cyrus. As Billy sings a cover version of Kate Bush's beautiful song 'This Woman's Work', Cloudy covers your body with syrup and pours boiling water over your genitals. As you scream in agony, he starts to masturbate as Billy Ray sticks pins into the soles of your feet. The situation ends three days later. Now, that is definitely not sexy!!! I don't know. There are aspects of that that sounds lovely, actually.  U seriously like Billy Ray Cyrus? | |
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