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A South Korean movie theater owner decided that the movie The Sound of Music was too long. His solution? He shortened the movie by cutting out all of the musical scenes! Source: Uncle John's Fourth Bathroom Reader, 1989, page 63 | |
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What's for breakfast?  | |
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Paisley said: What's for breakfast?
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Raspberry said: Paisley said: What's for breakfast?
and Sounds good | |
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are you fuckin kiddin me!? | |
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Before the invention of anesthesia, speed was a highly regarded trait in a surgeon. Dr. Robert Liston of London was among the fastest. But, speed comes with some cost. In one particular operation, Liston killed three people. The patient actually survived, but later died of gangrene. During the operation, Liston accidentally cut of the fingers of his surgical assistant, who soon died from an infection. Liston even managed to slash through the coattails of a colleague who was observing the operation - he was so sure that his vital organs had been punctured that he died of fright!
Source: Oops! by Paul Kirchner, 1996, Rhino Records | |
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Raspberry said: Before the invention of anesthesia, speed was a highly regarded trait in a surgeon. Dr. Robert Liston of London was among the fastest. But, speed comes with some cost. In one particular operation, Liston killed three people. The patient actually survived, but later died of gangrene. During the operation, Liston accidentally cut of the fingers of his surgical assistant, who soon died from an infection. Liston even managed to slash through the coattails of a colleague who was observing the operation - he was so sure that his vital organs had been punctured that he died of fright!
Source: Oops! by Paul Kirchner, 1996, Rhino Records  | |
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