It's impossible to lick your elbow

Raspberry said:

i saw that on a snapple cap...

I am kidding you!

Finess said:

you're a hard man to please

... how about this ...?
Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane

It's also impossible to lick your lower back. I'll keep trying tho.

Raspberry said:

alaskans are backasswards i swear

32Flavors said:

now that i'll pay to see

HAHAHhahahahahHAHAHhahahaHHAHAHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHhahahaahahaha!

"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

Raspberry said:

talk about havin some "buggy balls"

Finess said:

More than 2500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products.

Raspberry said:

I'm left Handed!
[This message was edited Sun Sep 21 14:29:59 PDT 2003 by Marrk]

tryin to lick my elbow...dammit, i can't do it!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

there's always one
... can't you just trust what I type?

Raspberry said:

Make that 2! I was trying too!

Marrk said:

[This message was edited Sun Sep 21 14:37:04 PDT 2003 by Raspberry]

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.

Raspberry said:

In Florida it is illegal to shower naked. I could take that, maybe, but it is also illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit. So I can't sing in the shower! That's it, Im moving to Alaska.

TwIsTeDmInD said:

i think only in "Rednecksville, aka Inverness, Florida"


if theres anyone here from Inverness, im sooo sorry to hear that

My... *sob*... my friend got 10 years!

32Flavors said:

go getter!!

Raspberry said:

It's also impossible to tickle yourself

Lleena said:

Hmmm...

I'm tickling myself right now.

bkw said:

Where?

Lleena said:

why...on my elbow of course.

bkw said:

Is that what you call it.

Lleena said:

You should see me when I try to lick it.

bkw said:

You must have a long tongue