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Pet Peeve #2,477: Food advertised as 'spicy' or 'hot' that is NOT hot in any way!!!! (longish rant) i just came back from kowalski's market here in mpls--i went there to get a few groceries. anyway, i was over in the snack food aisle and i saw this can of peanuts--they're called 'jerk nuts' (yeah, that sounds so wrong ). they're peanuts that have this jerk chicken-type seasoning on it and it's got this description on the side of the can:
Flavor and heat combined. The flavor of jerk and the heat of the habanero pepper! Remember to have a cold drink nearby! ...i'm sittin here right now eatin these, and these have absolutely no fuckin heat to 'em whatsoever!!! they're good, but no heat at all! grrr!!! also reminds me of last week when i wuz at work and had gotten this jerk chicken pasta salad for lunch...that wuz even worse!!! m'gawd... it's just wrong! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: 'jerk nuts'
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That irritates me as well. Or sour candy that isn't sour! WTF?!?!?! Perhaps we eat so much spicy foods that our taste buds are all burned out!!! :LOL: | |
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Christopher said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: 'jerk nuts'
i know, that shit sounds bad... | |
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Chico319 said: That irritates me as well. Or sour candy that isn't sour! WTF?!?!?! Perhaps we eat so much spicy foods that our taste buds are all burned out!!! :LOL: yeah, that's probably why! but i dunno, that can't be the case...these peanuts are just plain weak! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Christopher said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: 'jerk nuts'
i know, that shit sounds bad... imagine the price check on a busy day price check on JERK NUTS... | |
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I guess you could always season them with paprika or pour some hot sause on them!! :LOL: | |
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Christopher said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: Christopher said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: 'jerk nuts'
i know, that shit sounds bad... imagine the price check on a busy day price check on JERK NUTS... you'd be in the checkout line like, "keep it down!" | |
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Or when chocolate chip cookies have about 2 chips in them!!!
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Chico319 said: I guess you could always season them with paprika or pour some hot sause on them!! :LOL:
i don't think hot sauce would even begin to compensate for these sucky peanuts... | |
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Chico319 said: Or when chocolate chip cookies have about 2 chips in them!!!
omg, yes!!! that pisses me off, too!!! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Christopher said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: Christopher said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: 'jerk nuts'
i know, that shit sounds bad... imagine the price check on a busy day price check on JERK NUTS... you'd be in the checkout line like, "keep it down!" I'd be like... "Alright now dont make promises checkout lady..." | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Chico319 said: Or when chocolate chip cookies have about 2 chips in them!!!
omg, yes!!! that pisses me off, too!!! Perhaps weshould change our eating habits. :LOL: Who am I kidding,...even I couldn't do that! | |
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Chico319 said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: Chico319 said: Or when chocolate chip cookies have about 2 chips in them!!!
omg, yes!!! that pisses me off, too!!! Perhaps weshould change our eating habits. :LOL: Who am I kidding,...even I couldn't do that! same here! | |
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was it these dansa
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Christopher said: was it these dansa
yep!!! that guy on the can is so lyin!!! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Christopher said: was it these dansa
yep!!! that guy on the can is so lyin!!! yeh i hate hot cheetos they say flamin hot but its like soo not hot and all btw this also came up with the jerk nuts | |
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Christopher said: i hate hot cheetos they say flamin hot but its like soo not hot and all
flamin hot cheetos are way hotter than these damn nuts... btw this also came up with the jerk nuts
omg, nut repellent... mild edit [This message was edited Sat Sep 20 13:05:14 PDT 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz] | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Christopher said: i hate hot cheetos they say flamin hot but its like soo not hot and all
flamin hot cheetos are way hotter than these damn nuts... btw this also came up with the jerk nuts
omg, nut repellent... repell them nuts | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: i just came back from kowalski's market here in mpls--i went there to get a few groceries. anyway, i was over in the snack food aisle and i saw this can of peanuts--they're called 'jerk nuts' (yeah, that sounds so wrong ). they're peanuts that have this jerk chicken-type seasoning on it and it's got this description on the side of the can:
Flavor and heat combined. The flavor of jerk and the heat of the habanero pepper! Remember to have a cold drink nearby! ...i'm sittin here right now eatin these, and these have absolutely no fuckin heat to 'em whatsoever!!! they're good, but no heat at all! grrr!!! also reminds me of last week when i wuz at work and had gotten this jerk chicken pasta salad for lunch...that wuz even worse!!! m'gawd... it's just wrong! that's what i'm gonna call the next guy that pisses me off, you jerk nutt | |
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this stuff really works!!! it says so on the label To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said: this stuff really works!!! it says so on the label
ooops here goes... To Sir, with Love | |
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in case ya can't read it here's what it actually is...
To Sir, with Love | |
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