The caption was:

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

and if you are on fire...please dont look in a mirror...it would really upset you

On your knees before God smites you!

"After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head."

If your dumb ass does get trapped under stuff, amuse yourself in your final moments with shadow puppets.

Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.
[This message was edited Fri Sep 19 14:52:06 PDT 2003 by Moonbeam]

http://www.ready.gov/i/nu...shield.gif
In case of nuclear radiation, stand directly behind the door. Do not open the door, even if the radiation knocks.

Raspberry said:

dammit ... I still haven't learnt how to post pics ... can someone post it for me?

If you see a nuclear explosion, pull off the road and take some snapshots.

Raspberry said:

for pictures use IMG instead of URL in the brackets Raspberry.

If you're f***g a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that s**t.

Lleena said:

Thank you Leena ... and thanks for helping me

"Unfortunately, a flashlight makes a very poor lightsabre."



"Swinging it around and making "whoosing" sounds won't help."

Raspberry said:

You are welcome

(fingers crossed - I hope this works ...)
If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor

:YAY: my first ever pic posting!!! ... thanks again Leena! :YAY:

If the puzzle pieces of Washington, Vermont, and some Canadian Province begin falling, sit under your two-legged desk.
[This message was edited Fri Sep 19 15:01:02 PDT 2003 by Moonbeam]

That ribbon dancing shit is just SO fucking lame.

It may be comforting to perform felatio on yourself in your final moments

Don't get trapped under stuff

If you're ever caught checking out your buddy's ass, drop, cover your face and roll around until your sexual preference has been re-established.

Moonbeam said:

:LOL: I LOVE these! They always crack me up for some reason...

Playing a game of keepaway with a fellow employee's prosthetic hand is unacceptable behavior and will result in immediate dismissal.

"If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor."

If you even THINK of leaving, we'll smack the shit out of you!

Raspberry said:

Kiren...you seem to have alot of free time lately?
Your post count is WAY up, wassup with that?

When catastrophe strikes, save your spouse and your favorite child. Leave the rest.

There is no point in staying in the closet. Everyone knows you are a flaming homosexual.