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PrintableSweeny79 said: Haystack said: Oh, come on!
When you have a wank, you put a sock over your cock so that when you finally cum, it's all kept within the sock and doesn't make a mess elsewhere. I can't possibly be the only man who does this? I know many a guy who does this  
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i have done this...a few times while traveling and staying in hostels you know, the 16 bed dormrooms...all wound up and tryina have a quiet wank before passing out and the sock seemed like the best thing to clean up with  | |
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Haystack said: Oh, come on!
When you have a wank, you put a sock over your cock so that when you finally cum, it's all kept within the sock and doesn't make a mess elsewhere. I can't possibly be the only man who does this? i've done that. but i prefer to just do it on myself, then wipe. it seems to clinical and calculated to catch it, or to have something laying down on your belly before it's time  | |
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moderatorAaronMaximus said: Haystack said: Oh, come on!
When you have a wank, you put a sock over your cock so that when you finally cum, it's all kept within the sock and doesn't make a mess elsewhere. I can't possibly be the only man who does this? i've done that. but i prefer to just do it on myself, then wipe. it seems to clinical and calculated to catch it, or to have something laying down on your belly before it's time 
both your comments bring back many a memory  Pumping a
sock is something my ex used to do frequently. Even tried to make me put on the sock cuz he didn't want to soil his sheets. I said "no way", my troups want to see daylight! and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: mcmeekle said: Sometimes I use a whole shoe.
 We weren't talking about the buttocks  ROTFLMAO | |
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Five stars for weirdest thread of the year.
And sometimes you find yourself without anything to wipe with, what then? | |
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Well, if one bothers with a sock...
Why not just catch it in the hand, and eat it afterwards! | |
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deMatthijs said: Well, if one bothers with a sock...
Why not just catch it in the hand, and eat it afterwards! Are you trying to seduce me? | |
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gooeythehamster said: deMatthijs said: Well, if one bothers with a sock...
Why not just catch it in the hand, and eat it afterwards! Are you trying to seduce me? How's your catching lately?  | |
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deMatthijs said: gooeythehamster said: deMatthijs said: Well, if one bothers with a sock...
Why not just catch it in the hand, and eat it afterwards! Are you trying to seduce me? How's your catching lately? LoL I toned down and decided to let men come to me. I am taking it easy. And you? Kissed any hot men lately? | |
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gooeythehamster said: deMatthijs said: gooeythehamster said: deMatthijs said: Well, if one bothers with a sock...
Why not just catch it in the hand, and eat it afterwards! Are you trying to seduce me? How's your catching lately? LoL I toned down and decided to let men come to me. I am taking it easy. And you? Kissed any hot men lately? Naah...
What makes you think I am gay? | |
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deMatthijs said: What makes you think I am gay?
I am just relentlesly hopeful for EVERY guy. Yer not?  | |
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gooeythehamster said: deMatthijs said: What makes you think I am gay?
I am just relentlesly hopeful for EVERY guy. Yer not? Well, one could defend the opinion that a lot of guys are latently homosexual - it just has not brought out yet... As for me, I can get along with gay men pretty well, they just do not attract me physically. | |
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deMatthijs said: As for me, I can get along with gay men pretty well, they just do not attract me physically. Not yet, that is.
Hehehe | |
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gooeythehamster said: deMatthijs said: As for me, I can get along with gay men pretty well, they just do not attract me physically. Not yet, that is.
Hehehe
I do not think that will ever happen... | |
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deMatthijs said: gooeythehamster said: deMatthijs said: As for me, I can get along with gay men pretty well, they just do not attract me physically. Not yet, that is.
Hehehe
I do not think that will ever happen... LoL Now that is okay; ask NOEPIE. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I hear this all the time and I've never used a sock for this purpose. Is this a straight guy thing? Do gay guys do this? Is this just a myth???
 What a gay question. I can't beleive it but since it was asked by a gay man then I would have to say it's a gay thing. Besides every heterosexual man knows that if it's time to bust a nut it's either on a women, in a towel, or on the family pet. Come on SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy get with the times. Or should that have been Cum on? By the way what kind of name is that, it sounds like one of those gay sweedish names. Am I correct??? One more thing: You must love the band turbonegro!!! | |
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mrbungle said: One more thing: You must love the band turbonegro!!!
What a straight statement! You must beat up gays in your spare time. | |
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IstenSzek said: AaronMaximus said: Haystack said: Oh, come on!
When you have a wank, you put a sock over your cock so that when you finally cum, it's all kept within the sock and doesn't make a mess elsewhere. I can't possibly be the only man who does this? i've done that. but i prefer to just do it on myself, then wipe. it seems to clinical and calculated to catch it, or to have something laying down on your belly before it's time
both your comments bring back many a memory Pumping a
sock is something my ex used to do frequently. Even tried to make me put on the sock cuz he didn't want to soil his sheets. I said "no way", my troups want to see daylight! hey wait, didn't you tell us you have this t-shirt that...?  | |
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truth be told
its very eficient | |
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shausler said: truth be told
its very eficient 
Shaussie! I'm shocked  a sensitive poet like you? I thought you'd use the down of a dove fastened to a gilded handle...
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I use a spoon. | |
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applekisses said: shausler said: truth be told
its very eficient
Shaussie! I'm shocked a sensitive poet like you? I thought you'd use the down of a dove fastened to a gilded handle...
i was out of twinkies jeezzz | |
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shausler said: applekisses said: shausler said: truth be told
its very eficient
Shaussie! I'm shocked a sensitive poet like you? I thought you'd use the down of a dove fastened to a gilded handle...
i was out of twinkies jeezzz
You are the Twinkie the Kid of the Org...  | |
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SOCKS RULE! and they are so handy 
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i generally use cameron diaz's hair | |
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MrBliss said: i generally use cameron diaz's hair
You wish! | |
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gooeythehamster said: mrbungle said: One more thing: You must love the band turbonegro!!!
What a straight statement! You must beat up gays in your spare time. As to your question if it's not a joke then this is my answer: ??? My other answer is no I don't beat up gays in my spare time I beat up defenseless animals and I beat my (I wonder what I beat) | |
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Cloudbuster said: I use a spoon.
WTF I might have to try that. A spoon, what a card | |
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