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My girlfriend had me convinced she doesn't masterbate. She'd would preach that it's foul, gross, and sickening until>>> I stayed at her place the other night. After we both fell asleep I woke up having to release the pain out of my main vein. Guess who I bumped into in the hallway.
her mutt>>> Lucy... 
btw my girl lives alone so now I'm a bit  She could have been honest with me and I would'nta tripped!  [This message was edited Tue Sep 16 23:43:40 PDT 2003 by maybecabdriver] ........................................................................
even though they say your paranoid ... 
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what ???
THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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She's lyin'...  |
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moderatorUmmm..that pic does not work, dude  | |
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How about now? ........................................................................
even though they say your paranoid ...
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That dildo is too big  | |
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it's got big girtha engraved on the back  ........................................................................
even though they say your paranoid ...
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GotDamnnned!!! Uh, okaaay... um. yeah.  |
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oh daymn
all a person has to do is just LOOK at that thing and they'll be walking funny | |
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Maybe it's Lucy the Dog's toy?  | |
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June7 said: GotDamnnned!!!
Uh, okaaay... um. yeah. ........................................................................
even though they say your paranoid ...
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Maybe that's a really tiny dog? "Knowledge is preferable to ignorance. Better by far to embrace the hard truth than a reassuring faith. If we crave some cosmic purpose, then let us find ourselves a worthy goal" - Carl Sagan | |
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savoirfaire said: Maybe that's a really tiny dog?
___________________________ every so often I like to reach out and touch myself ..I guess you could say I am agressively horny and all women tell me I am a     pervert... | |
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 you kill me, mcd! | |
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I nearly choked on a bisquit. Damn. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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 LOL I almost spit out my rice chex! Anyone who claims all that, is obviously lying. She must've been ashamed or something. Damn that was a "big"one. LOL"When words fail, music speaks..." --- Shakespeare | |
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Moonstar319 said: :Damn that was a "big"one. LOL
thats what she said... | |
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Christopher said: Moonstar319 said: :Damn that was a "big"one. LOL
thats what she said... :LOL: What? To U? In your dreams, son.  "When words fail, music speaks..." --- Shakespeare | |
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Sorry people but there are no refills on the squisheez | |
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Moonstar319 said: Christopher said: Moonstar319 said: :Damn that was a "big"one. LOL
thats what she said... :LOL: What? To U? In your dreams, son. pffft, she obviously said that to you "son"  | |
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Christopher said: Moonstar319 said: Christopher said: Moonstar319 said: :Damn that was a "big"one. LOL
thats what she said... :LOL: What? To U? In your dreams, son. pffft, she obviously said that to you "son" Well, what can I say?   "When words fail, music speaks..." --- Shakespeare | |
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Moonstar319 said: Christopher said: Moonstar319 said: Christopher said: Moonstar319 said: :Damn that was a "big"one. LOL
thats what she said... :LOL: What? To U? In your dreams, son. pffft, she obviously said that to you "son" Well, what can I say? have you ever been on jerry?
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Christopher said: Moonstar319 said: Christopher said: Moonstar319 said: Christopher said: Moonstar319 said: :Damn that was a "big"one. LOL
thats what she said... :LOL: What? To U? In your dreams, son. pffft, she obviously said that to you "son" Well, what can I say? have you ever been on jerry?
No, but I know peeps who have.  "When words fail, music speaks..." --- Shakespeare | |
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Moonstar319 said: Christopher said: Moonstar319 said: Christopher said: Moonstar319 said: Christopher said: Moonstar319 said: :Damn that was a "big"one. LOL
thats what she said... :LOL: What? To U? In your dreams, son. pffft, she obviously said that to you "son" Well, what can I say? have you ever been on jerry?
No, but I know peeps who have. lol Jurry i just wanna say she is a SLUT!.."shut your mouth your just mad cause hes mayyyinneee!"..  ...lets bring him out...!"
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AnotherLoverToo said: That dildo is too big
it wouldn't be quite so bad if it took the plastic thing out of it's mouth | |
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Christopher said: Moonstar319 said: Christopher said: Moonstar319 said: Christopher said: Moonstar319 said: Christopher said: Moonstar319 said: :Damn that was a "big"one. LOL
thats what she said... :LOL: What? To U? In your dreams, son. pffft, she obviously said that to you "son" Well, what can I say? have you ever been on jerry?
No, but I know peeps who have. lol Jurry i just wanna say she is a SLUT!.."shut your mouth your just mad cause hes mayyyinneee!".. ...lets bring him out...!"
eheh hold up! I need to comb my mullet. "When words fail, music speaks..." --- Shakespeare | |
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Moonstar319 said: hold up! I need to comb my mullet.
Jurry i didnt do nuthin! | |
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MrBliss said: AnotherLoverToo said: That dildo is too big
it wouldn't be quite so bad if it took the plastic thing out of it's mouth It indeed looks bigger than it is. | |
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THE DOG'S GOT A BONER! | |
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