My sis emailed me these...enjoy!

My Southern brethren
Join the Canadian Club
Your hair speaks to me


Sphinx standing guard
A double-wide sarcophagus
Get off my property


Born to Run Hairdo
Whither doest thou wander, Dude?
Home to New Jersey..


His tortured nightmares
Phish concerts and micro brews
Hippies kick his ass


Beer brawl with Darla
Wrecked me like an old Chevy
Duct tape solution?


Mullet dreams impure
Blazing sun-"have more Zima"
Covets his hot niece


It's not a trailer
Angry mullet man insists
Manufactured home


Short, for such is life
Long, for freedom has no bounds
American way.


Gotta be careful
If I let her be on top
Bitch is really fat


The wind blows through it
Does not think, but simply is
Zen-like mullet state


Hillbilly tresses
Ponder the meaning of life
Soaked in Budweiser


Small block tossed a rod
Mullet rig, fat new Cragars
'Manos shout "Nova!"


Sits in his Pinto
Thumbs through the Auto Trader
Hemi 'cuda dreams


Fresh sh'long, Skoal lip bulge
Freaky with the pastor's wife
Human lightning rod


Marbs wrapped in shirt sleeve
Shlong boy rammed too much Bud Ice
Primed for dumpster nap


Silver black face paint
Welfare check on tickets spent
Alzado hair cut


Kool smoke mullet stands
At window watching rain fall
Soft on his IROC


Cooler full of bud
Face down on the lawn in pain
Dang pick flaminos


Midnight trailer park
Flicks an angry butt to ground
Stalks his bitch ex-wife


Short top long behind
Can kick some major ass man
New age warrior


Neanderthal man
Missing link with monkey wrench
Petrol in his veins


I'm a champion
My mullet sways with each pitch
I'm Randy Johnson


Got me a trailer
I'm Springfield's top mechanic
Who needs G.E.D.?


Wrastlin' with The Rock
His power overwhelms me
Take me Now, NOW... ahhh


Died young at fifty
Heart Disease, Stroke, Angina
Bacon Cheeseburger

I can't decide which one is the best!

OMG...RED NECK/TRAILOR TRASH POETRY AT ITS BEST!!! :FALLOFF: