IceNine said:

Yep, you guessed it... Ian is on the lookout for anyone coming near his shillaly.

Uh oh!

IceNine said:

Why, that be the lucky Claddagh 4.5mm P.A. ring me lad.
Now c'mere to me, and let yer Uncle Seamus put it in fer ye...
aww, c'mon now - it'll look grand so it will...

O yeah, racial stereotypes are just hilarious I'mma kick all your asses...

I see the problem... Ice thought I was one of those happy-jolly-drunken Irishmen, when in fact I'm one of those menacing-and-knows-explosives sort of an Irishmen

PS bananacologne your avatar looks like an English soccer hooligan So we've covered every stereotype possible today

ian said:

Speaking of stereotypes, I've just finished watching "Run Ronnie Run," which features the exploits of a drunken guy with a mullet who constantly gets arrested for disorderly conduct and such...

IceNine said:

Man, you should set that as your profile pic

ian said:

I was thinking of this one:

Ah they don't make mullets like that anymore

ian said:

Unfortunately, they do... as demonstrated by a guy that I work with. :O

IceNine said:

Wow! You got a webcam at work?

ian said:

Nope... and I work for a government defense contractor and would be executed on the spot if I sent any images out of my workplace... they are a bunch of pricks.

On a serious note: There are two redneck fucks with mullets at the office... no joke.

IceNine said:

Rednecks working for the US DoD? Why doesn't this surprise me... Oh America, how could let things get this way

ian said:

There are certainly some god-fearing Americans there too... nothing like god and country!

One of the mullet guys wears a big, dangling earring too... you know the ones.

A what ???!!!

ian said:

Oh get over yourself u old bag!

I'm Oirish as Oirish can be and bloody proud of it 2!

So quit your whining!

bananacologne said:

Ssh I thought I was getting away with it there for a moment In this politically correct world everyone is afraid to stick their neck out and push a stereotype or slur when there seems to be some resistance.

If you are "Oirish" why have you got that filthy fucking flag on your avatar eh?

ian said:

GET YOU!

Basically, cuz I was raised here...so Im bastardised, and there's fuck all I can do about it.

Still, I know where my heart lies, and there aint NO PLACE on this earth that I feel more comfortable than home... You'll know what I mean, Im sure...