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Prince,a nun holding a duck and a turkey baster walk into a bar see......... you finish the joke  | |
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You are such a nut, DJ! | |
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And they were thirsty as phuck and wanted something cold to drink but they had to drink it warm cause the bar ran out of ice  those poor peeps.
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Finess that wasnt much to work with there.Hey did Lexi send you those pictures of Christina? You will love the ones of Jay Z and Bowie tripping on her.Get to the city and see her now. THats an order. Goodtimes!  Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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TwIsTeDmInD said: Finess that wasnt much to work with there.Hey did Lexi send you those pictures of Christina? You will love the ones of Jay Z and Bowie tripping on her.Get to the city and see her now. THats an order. Goodtimes!
i saw the one with Jigga, but not tha one with Bowie,but yeah i gotta git out there and show her some love, as soon as i get the wheres and all that good thangz and stuff, u know imma represent | |
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...the bartender looks at 'em all and goes, "gawd prince, did the one-legged stripper, the petrie dish and the carpet salesman quit you already???"
ba-dum-tish! thank ya'll, thank ya'll, hold your... 
...applause. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: ...the bartender looks at 'em all and goes, "gawd prince, did the one-legged stripper, the petrie dish and the carpet salesman quit you already???"
ba-dum-tish! thank ya'll, thank ya'll, hold your...
...applause. We will! 
:ZZZ: 
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Chico319 said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: ...the bartender looks at 'em all and goes, "gawd prince, did the one-legged stripper, the petrie dish and the carpet salesman quit you already???"
ba-dum-tish! thank ya'll, thank ya'll, hold your...
...applause.  oh m'gawd...he laughed at my punchline!  | |
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the nun says.. "i'll have some corn"
the bartender replies "we don't have any corn" the turkey baster says "i'd like some corn" the bartender relies "we don't have any frickin' corn...the next person to ask for some corn...i'll nail to the muthafuckin' bar!!... doesn't anyone want a drink?!" prince says "i'd like a jar of nails please" the bartender yells "WE DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS!" prince replies "cool..well then i'd like some corn" . [This message was edited Sun Sep 14 18:30:26 PDT 2003 by MrBliss] | |
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MrBliss said: the nun says.. "i'll have some corn"
the bartender replies "we don't have any corn" the turkey baster says "i'd like some corn" the bartender relies "we don't have any frickin' corn...the next person to ask for some corn...i'll nail to the muthafuckin' bar!!... doesn't anyone want a drink?!" prince says "i'd like a jar of nails please" the bartender yells "WE DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS!" prince replies "cool..well then i'd like some corn" . [This message was edited Sun Sep 14 18:30:26 PDT 2003 by MrBliss] the duck didn't say anything? | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Chico319 said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: ...the bartender looks at 'em all and goes, "gawd prince, did the one-legged stripper, the petrie dish and the carpet salesman quit you already???"
ba-dum-tish! thank ya'll, thank ya'll, hold your...
...applause. oh m'gawd...he laughed at my punchline! I did not!! 
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: MrBliss said: the nun says.. "i'll have some corn"
the bartender replies "we don't have any corn" the turkey baster says "i'd like some corn" the bartender relies "we don't have any frickin' corn...the next person to ask for some corn...i'll nail to the muthafuckin' bar!!... doesn't anyone want a drink?!" prince says "i'd like a jar of nails please" the bartender yells "WE DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS!" prince replies "cool..well then i'd like some corn" . [This message was edited Sun Sep 14 18:30:26 PDT 2003 by MrBliss] the duck didn't say anything? no... he just wrote down what happened | |
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Chico319 said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: Chico319 said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: ...the bartender looks at 'em all and goes, "gawd prince, did the one-legged stripper, the petrie dish and the carpet salesman quit you already???"
ba-dum-tish! thank ya'll, thank ya'll, hold your...
...applause. oh m'gawd...he laughed at my punchline! I still can't stop laughing at it!!!  | |
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MrBliss said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: MrBliss said: the nun says.. "i'll have some corn"
the bartender replies "we don't have any corn" the turkey baster says "i'd like some corn" the bartender relies "we don't have any frickin' corn...the next person to ask for some corn...i'll nail to the muthafuckin' bar!!... doesn't anyone want a drink?!" prince says "i'd like a jar of nails please" the bartender yells "WE DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS!" prince replies "cool..well then i'd like some corn" . [This message was edited Sun Sep 14 18:30:26 PDT 2003 by MrBliss] the duck didn't say anything? no... he just wrote down what happened  | |
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Finess said: TwIsTeDmInD said: Finess that wasnt much to work with there.Hey did Lexi send you those pictures of Christina? You will love the ones of Jay Z and Bowie tripping on her.Get to the city and see her now. THats an order. Goodtimes!
i saw the one with Jigga, but not tha one with Bowie,but yeah i gotta git out there and show her some love, as soon as i get the wheres and all that good thangz and stuff, u know imma represent 
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32Flavors said: Finess said: TwIsTeDmInD said: Finess that wasnt much to work with there.Hey did Lexi send you those pictures of Christina? You will love the ones of Jay Z and Bowie tripping on her.Get to the city and see her now. THats an order. Goodtimes!
i saw the one with Jigga, but not tha one with Bowie,but yeah i gotta git out there and show her some love, as soon as i get the wheres and all that good thangz and stuff, u know imma represent
Slap em both for me, real hard too. id looove tooo | |
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Finess said: TwIsTeDmInD said: Finess that wasnt much to work with there.Hey did Lexi send you those pictures of Christina? You will love the ones of Jay Z and Bowie tripping on her.Get to the city and see her now. THats an order. Goodtimes!
i saw the one with Jigga, but not tha one with Bowie,but yeah i gotta git out there and show her some love, as soon as i get the wheres and all that good thangz and stuff, u know imma represent Wait till you see the new pictures I got tonight.You are so gonna laugh till you cry.Make sure you hit the after parties because from the pictures it looks like a celebrity fest of unknown proportions.It seems like everybody is showing love to our girl. Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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