Burt Bacharach:

"Thank you. Thank you, Tina. I think it's safe to say that many of us in the music biz, or any biz for that matter, find this guy Saddam a pretty rough customer.

I supported action the first time in Iraq, but this time, if we go back to smack Iraq, you can count 'ol Bacharach out of that attack! Back in Iraq? Not Bacharach!

Tina, I think we lack the facts to attack Iraq. Those quacks can stack facts up and down the track, but don't expect Bacharach to back the war on Iraq!

And hey, 'ol Bacharach may take some flack for his tack, but I'd rather take syrup of ipecac than pack some kid from Hackensack in a flat jacket just so he'd get shot in the crack! That's the Kodak 'ol Bacharach wouldn't want in the almanac! Some sad sack shot full of holes from an AK-AK, hangin' out on a tarmac in a body sack? Snack on that, Jack! "












PS, this was an SNL bit, if anyone is slow and thinks it was real. i loved this bit when i saw it the first time and they ran it again tonight
[This message was edited Sat Sep 13 22:14:17 PDT 2003 by AaronMaximus]