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did i tell you about the time i was about 17 and at work..i was moving some boxes and came across a strange object...it was like a triangle pad that had an elastic strap..i tied the strap in a knot so it would fit firmly around my head...with the pad bit over my eye... i then began to run around work and yell at the top of my voice .. "aharrr..i'm a pirate!" jumping off tables etc..
it turned out that one of the ladies that worked there had had a breast removed...what i had over my eye was her fake breast pad... apparently it had become uncomfortable and she'd taken it off and hidden it with the intention of putting it away when i found out i simply wanted to die... my life is full of stories like this  | |
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| oh, the scarring events of youth...! | |
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SCORE!! WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY! | |
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LMAFO! Well, I think I can add 2 your thread quite aptly.
When I was in my early twenties (basically I should've knwon better  ) I was hanging out with my mates outside one of their houses, getting pissed. 4 a reason that totally escapes me all these years later, I picked up one of his sisters dolls, and proceeded 2 lick it out rather enthusiastically.
Considering Im Queer, this in itself should have been shocking enough. The guys were all rolling around on the ground cracking up, and so I started 2 make groaning noises - but then suddenly, they all stopped. I turned around 2 find His mother staring at me in horror at me with a face full of plastic pussy. Needless 2 say, I never visited his house again (or licked pussy 4 that matter) | |
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Maybe you took too big a lick? it might have changed your life you know?  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bananacologne said: I picked up one of his sisters dolls, and proceeded 2 lick it out rather enthusiastically.
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MrBliss said: i was about 17 and at work..i was moving some boxes and came across a strange object...it was like a triangle pad that had an elastic strap..i tied the strap in a knot so it would fit firmly around my head...with the pad bit over my eye... i then began to run around work and yell at the top of my voice .. "aharrr..i'm a pirate!" jumping off tables etc..
it turned out that one of the ladies that worked there had had a breast removed...what i had over my eye was her fake breast pad... apparently it had become uncomfortable and she'd taken it off and hidden it with the intention of putting it away when i found out i simply wanted to die... my life is full of stories like this "Climb in my fur." | |
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scififilmnerd said: bananacologne said: I picked up one of his sisters dolls, and proceeded 2 lick it out rather enthusiastically.
Is that cuz I did a bad thing or cuz I was pretending 2 lick pussy?
PS: Harder please  | |
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I once pissed on the Queen of England.
Does that count? | |
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Well, when i was 13 i was livin in st.louis.
A group of us were on the way to hang out at the pad and we happened upon someones little brother (about 8/9 years old) He came runnin up all happy blowin up his balloon when he suddenly stops looks at his brother and starts cryin "i found this balloon, but somebody spit in it"
i threw up on the spot. I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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00769BAD said: Well, when i was 13 i was livin in st.louis.
A group of us were on the way to hang out at the pad and we happened upon someones little brother (about 8/9 years old) He came runnin up all happy blowin up his balloon when he suddenly stops looks at his brother and starts cryin "i found this balloon, but somebody spit in it"
i threw up on the spot. Oh Dear God! | |
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00769BAD said: Well, when i was 13 i was livin in st.louis.
A group of us were on the way to hang out at the pad and we happened upon someones little brother (about 8/9 years old) He came runnin up all happy blowin up his balloon when he suddenly stops looks at his brother and starts cryin "i found this balloon, but somebody spit in it"
i threw up on the spot. "Climb in my fur." | |
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Haystack said: 00769BAD said: Well, when i was 13 i was livin in st.louis.
A group of us were on the way to hang out at the pad and we happened upon someones little brother (about 8/9 years old) He came runnin up all happy blowin up his balloon when he suddenly stops looks at his brother and starts cryin "i found this balloon, but somebody spit in it"
i threw up on the spot. Oh Dear God! WHUT???  I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME ™ | |
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bananacologne said: scififilmnerd said: bananacologne said: I picked up one of his sisters dolls, and proceeded 2 lick it out rather enthusiastically.
Is that cuz I did a bad thing or cuz I was pretending 2 lick pussy?
PS: Harder please Because you did it enthusiastically! FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
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So none of the above then. DAMN | |
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MrBliss said: i was about 17 and at work..i was moving some boxes and came across a strange object...it was like a triangle pad that had an elastic strap..i tied the strap in a knot so it would fit firmly around my head...with the pad bit over my eye... i then began to run around work and yell at the top of my voice .. "aharrr..i'm a pirate!" jumping off tables etc..
it turned out that one of the ladies that worked there had had a breast removed...what i had over my eye was her fake breast pad... apparently it had become uncomfortable and she'd taken it off and hidden it with the intention of putting it away when i found out i simply wanted to die... my life is full of stories like this oh man. that's even more embarrassing than the time i accidentally used my boss' glass eye as a paperweight.  | |
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MrBliss said: i was about 17 and at work..i was moving some boxes and came across a strange object...it was like a triangle pad that had an elastic strap..i tied the strap in a knot so it would fit firmly around my head...with the pad bit over my eye... i then began to run around work and yell at the top of my voice .. "aharrr..i'm a pirate!" jumping off tables etc..
it turned out that one of the ladies that worked there had had a breast removed...what i had over my eye was her fake breast pad... apparently it had become uncomfortable and she'd taken it off and hidden it with the intention of putting it away when i found out i simply wanted to die... my life is full of stories like this    | |
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