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Thread started 09/09/03 10:58am

illimack

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Ladies stop lying about "size doen't matter"

Come on ladies. Ya'll know that size matters. Don't try to tell me that you don't get a little dissapointed when you see your new guy's thing and it's little. lol YES guys size does matter. IMHO, width is more important than length. Those long skinny ones hurt. Now I have a question for the guys...If you're planning to go down on a chick, and hercooch is a bit, shall we say funky, how would you handle that?
( I can't believe you nasty bastards have brought me down to your level...talking about doing the nasty.lol)
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Reply #1 posted 09/09/03 11:01am

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Reply #2 posted 09/09/03 11:02am

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Reply #3 posted 09/09/03 11:05am

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INSATIABLE said:

Cloudbuster said:

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Reply #4 posted 09/09/03 11:05am

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This is my thread of the day. Thanks. lol BTW, size does matter.
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Reply #5 posted 09/09/03 11:27am

Marrk

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illimack said:

Come on ladies. Ya'll know that size matters. Don't try to tell me that you don't get a little dissapointed when you see your new guy's thing and it's little. lol YES guys size does matter. IMHO, width is more important than length. Those long skinny ones hurt. Now I have a question for the guys...If you're planning to go down on a chick, and hercooch is a bit, shall we say funky, how would you handle that?
( I can't believe you nasty bastards have brought me down to your level...talking about doing the nasty.lol)


I'd grab an arm and a leg and sling the dirty bint in the bath.
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Reply #6 posted 09/09/03 11:36am

illimack

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Seriously fellas, how would you handle it if you are getting ready to go down on a chick and it just doesn't smell right? Would you casually manuever your way back up or what? I ask this question becuase unfortunately, I have to do a lot of strip searches in my line of work and some chicks are just rank when they pull thier panties off. I can't believe that they walk around with thier coochies smelling like that. So I wonder what thier boyfriends think.
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Reply #7 posted 09/09/03 12:18pm

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If size mattered than surely God would've given us all the same size penis.

That's my justification anyway.
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Reply #8 posted 09/09/03 12:19pm

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illimack said:

Seriously fellas, how would you handle it if you are getting ready to go down on a chick and it just doesn't smell right?


Well, I've been honest before and told a girl that her vagina smelt like bacon that had gone off. She called me a prick and told me to leave. Don't know why...
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Reply #9 posted 09/09/03 12:31pm

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ConsciousContact said:

illimack said:

Seriously fellas, how would you handle it if you are getting ready to go down on a chick and it just doesn't smell right?


Well, I've been honest before and told a girl that her vagina smelt like bacon that had gone off. She called me a prick and told me to leave. Don't know why...


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Reply #10 posted 09/09/03 1:01pm

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ConsciousContact said:

If size mattered than surely God would've given us all the same size penis.

That's my justification anyway.




Size matters to chicks. Trust me. It's just that no other females are being honest about it because they don't want to hurt the guys feelings. And I don't know about god, but I think that evolutionary process might have to do with the differnce in sizes. A bigger penis might translate to the female as the male being more virile...therfore a better genetic specimen...therfore better to procreate with.nod
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Reply #11 posted 09/09/03 1:30pm

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Men like big tits, women like big dicks. End of story.
"You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "

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Reply #12 posted 09/09/03 1:34pm

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EvilWhiteMale said:

Men like big tits, women like big dicks. End of story.



:fallof: EXACTLY!!! I don't know why he have to lie about it when ya'll dont. nod
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Reply #13 posted 09/09/03 1:36pm

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are you crazyhorse's sister by any chance?
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Reply #14 posted 09/09/03 1:41pm

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illimack said:

EvilWhiteMale said:

Men like big tits, women like big dicks. End of story.



:fallof: EXACTLY!!! I don't know why he have to lie about it when ya'll dont. nod


It's like when a man is with a woman with small tits. He says, "Oh, your breasts look great. I'm really not into girls with big one like most guys are."

Then the woman says to the man, "Oh, your penis is the perfect size for me. I can't stand when a guy has one that's too big, it's gross."

It's to not make the other person feel inadequate.
"You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "

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Reply #15 posted 09/09/03 1:41pm

mcmeekle

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I like women with big dicks. End of story.

hmm
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Reply #16 posted 09/09/03 1:45pm

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mcmeekle said:

EvilWhiteMale said:

I like women with big dicks. End of story.

hmm



Hey, speak for yourself.
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Reply #17 posted 09/09/03 1:59pm

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EvilWhiteMale said:

Men like big tits, women like big dicks. End of story.
And sometimes, women like big tits.
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Reply #18 posted 09/09/03 2:16pm

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EvilWhiteMale said:

Men like big tits, women like big dicks. End of story.


Speak for yourself. Tits ain't a big deal. It's like power windows. I like to have it, but it ain't critical. Now havin some ass and some meat on her bones is a whole different thing.
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Reply #19 posted 09/09/03 4:36pm

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CtheUncanny said:

EvilWhiteMale said:

Men like big tits, women like big dicks. End of story.


Speak for yourself. Tits ain't a big deal. It's like power windows. I like to have it, but it ain't critical. Now havin some ass and some meat on her bones is a whole different thing.



I never said it was critical, but generally people like bigger things on the opposite sex.
"You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "

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Reply #20 posted 09/09/03 7:15pm

DreZone

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EvilWhiteMale said:

Men like big tits, women like big dicks. End of story.


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Reply #21 posted 09/09/03 11:37pm

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What I lack in chest I make up for in ass... booty!
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Reply #22 posted 09/09/03 11:44pm

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stymie said:

EvilWhiteMale said:

Men like big tits, women like big dicks. End of story.
And sometimes, women like big tits.

mmm... booobiesss...



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Reply #23 posted 09/10/03 10:49am

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the THREAD did say Ladies didn't it?
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Reply #24 posted 09/10/03 10:51am

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Reply #25 posted 09/10/03 11:27am

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Yes, size DOES matter...
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Reply #26 posted 09/10/03 11:58am

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Size matters to me!!! If it's long and thin, it's better for me!
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Reply #27 posted 09/10/03 2:20pm

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Actually i agree size does matter man, nod the 1st dude i had had a pretty good package horny, then when i had another dude, omg...it was tiny...hehehe...and i was like hrmph but i guess for a dude whos shorter than me, it was ok...so i gave him the benifit of a doubt, lol...so yes it is disappointing to see a smaller dude...

With that said, i guess i wouldn't be disappointed with some of this weed to help me, :LOL:
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Reply #28 posted 09/10/03 3:29pm

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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

What I lack in chest I make up for in ass... booty!



I'm afraid I'll need some proof of that.
"You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "

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Reply #29 posted 09/10/03 4:51pm

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angelinthepit said:

Actually i agree size does matter man, nod the 1st dude i had had a pretty good package horny, then when i had another dude, omg...it was tiny...hehehe...and i was like hrmph but i guess for a dude whos shorter than me, it was ok...so i gave him the benifit of a doubt, lol...so yes it is disappointing to see a smaller dude...

With that said, i guess i wouldn't be disappointed with some of this weed to help me, :LOL:

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