How come you can't hit a fly with your open palm or hand, but can fuck one up with a fly-swatter??

DEX...??? is that you ???

man...its been like...AGES !!!

i dont know about the whole fly thing...but i do know i need a whap

can you hook me up ???



(p.s...how are ya ??? and hows life going ??)

DEX!!! We all need a whap. You have been gone far too long. Did you move?? Are you still teaching??

BTW - I have swatted a fly with my hand and it was gross as hell.

DexMSR said:

Yyyyuck!!!

Dat is discustin. But i is answer yo qwestion because you is
respekful 'bout da way you is axe it.

I is ain't gots no prollum killin dem wit me han, but da fly swattah is got da holes fo aerodynamix an it fool da fly cos da fly got so many eyes an da fly swattah got so many holes dat da fly cain't see it.
On a nudda note. I is can kill da bugs but, somebody else
is got to move 'em. I is ain't touchin nuttin dat is dead.

DexMSR said:

Friends of mine can grab flies out of the air, or kill them by clapping their hands together on it in flight.

Then they think I'm being rude when I decline to shake their hand...

DEX!!!
Whut the fucks up Baby???