I have a cold so I can't go to work, I can't be sneezing on the kids I'm bored so I wanna do something, but I took Uzie out ten minutes and got exhausted. I'm sick dammit, so I can't do much of anything


Now I d/l a few movies I don't wanna see really, I already took a nap and some Advil to get the fever down and I'm still weak... I can't talk on the phone cos I sound like I'm sitting inside Predom's hard hat when I talk (inside joke). I'm so booored I wanna...wanna...wanna...

Please cheer me up! I miss the kids and I hate being sick Cussing something also works, it did for me last night

Just remember, no sex talk and no flirting with me, cos I don't do that anymore

Ok, Teacher..here goes..

It's a nice comfy helmet though ain't it?

What Religion Is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The saleslady responded,
"It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type
supports the masses.

The Salvation Army
type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type
keeps them staunch and upright,

and the Baptist makes
mountains out of mole hills."

REDFEATHERS said:

TY girl, I needed that laugh Love ya

PREDOMINANT said:

No it's not, u've been sweating inside it, the smell is unbearable

I look at the link u posted Red, and what's the first thing my eyes fall upon??? "Penis Tree" ???

I'm gonna have a lot of fun browsing this one TY again Red baby.

Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Information Technology from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
6. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. Nobody steals your chair.

IstenSzek Seen that one before, reminds me of my best friend's youngest brother who was at the post office with his mother...true story... Annette (Jen's mom) was going about her business in the post office, Christopher (little brother) was unusually quiet, but Annette didn't complain...until she's done and says "Come on Christopher, let's go." and he replies "I'll just finish looking at the lady's bum first." Annette looks for him and finds him lying face up on the floor under the skirt of an elderly woman True

REDFEATHERS said:

I bet the 7th grade kids I work with would love that...not to mention their tight-assed foppish parents

Have you ever wondered why...
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What should you do if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes- why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


:lo:

Teacher said:

Kids these days eh...

PREDOMINANT said:

R u calling me a dog or a bitch? Hafta say that u're not doing much in the way of cheering me up

IstenSzek said:

Yup, Annette was like "this ain't my kid though, I'm just looking after him."

Teacher said:

Its company for you, there is room in my helmet for three!

Do these

DREAM

ANIMAL CARE

LUNCH STOP

BAD HABIT

PREDOMINANT said:

Aw, that's sweet ... r u the dog though?

Teacher said:

choking the chicken

Teacher said:

Who said I was anywhere in the equation?

PREDOMINANT said:

Teacher said:

They are my boots though

I wish we had signs like these here too...Vancouver here I come

Gotta go, Hope your day improves. Don't sneeze too hard...




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PREDOMINANT said:

That's a very cool pic, if not the best done in the game... excellent though, it got me thinking about my story... involves an angelic-looking boy with a twisted body, caught in a wheelchair. His hair is dark brown and very long, it flowes freely down the back of the chair. His body will forever be that of a little boy, but his face is painfully beautiful. He's so little the seat of the chair is raised up and tilted so he's half-lying, half-sitting, up high so he can see the world from the height he's supposed to be in... how do y'all like it so far?

Teacher said:

More more,pretty good writer ain't ya?