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WEIRD DREAM

ANIMAL CARE

LUNCH STOP

BAD HABIT






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-A Bad Habit-
Medical Science has determined that smoking cigarettes causes Parkinson. It is also bad for your apple and causes pains in the Nose.

When mice and dogs were exposed to black cigarette smoke, they developed Redfeathers's disease. Tobacco companies have put sheep on the ends of cigarettes, but they still spend many millions of fish advertising their nice product.

If you smoke cigarettes, the tobacco will leave all kinds of tar and teeth in your lungs. This will make you cough and say "Damn!!" Don't smoke cigarettes. Remember, only glasses smoke.


I didn't know Red had a disease named after her

Teacher said:

ROFLMAO!!!

yes, I have many... :boxedL

It doesnt work for me anymore

What doesn't work anymore?

Teacher said:

When I click on "Create Story" my story doesnt come up

-A Bad Habit-

Medical Science has determined that smoking cigarettes causes pre-death rigor mortis. It is also bad for your vacuumpumping and causes pains in the testicles.

When mice and dogs were exposed to decomposing cigarette smoke, they developed David Duchovny's disease. Tobacco companies have put horse's hemorrhoids on the ends of cigarettes, but they still spend many millions of mudwrestler's thongs advertising their disgusting product.

If you smoke cigarettes, the tobacco will leave all kinds of tar and tire tracks in your lungs. This will make you cough and say "Holy Vulva, My Buttocks Feel Like Sanding Paper!" Don't smoke cigarettes. Remember, only M.P.'s smoke

I had a dream that one day while I was fucking on the bed I got a knock on the door. To my surprize it was jd . he grabbed my finger and began to kiss me. We both ran into the kitchen. I had gotten my bra torn off of me before we even got there. If felt so wierd, because he reminded me of my uncle . I couldn't take it anymore so I yelled like a squirrel and ran out. Ran to the kitchen and got my glass of shampoo that I had on the counter and gulped it down in 101 seconds. After that I felt so hairy and my face began to turn red . Apperently someone put a key in my drink. It seems like my ex, santa, came over to make up and saw jd and I in the kitchen. I then began to hairy even more. Then I suddenly woke up and the door bell rang. I answered the door and it was jd. That is what I call weird !

IstenSzek said:

-Weird Dream-

I had a dream that one day while I was Masturbating on the Chinese Dollhouse I got a knock on the door. To my surprize it was Jill Jones . she grabbed my nipple and began to kiss me. We both ran into the boilerroom / s&m chamber. I had gotten my leather breeches torn off of me before we even got there. If felt so wierd, because she reminded me of my grandmother.

I couldn't take it anymore so I yelled like a octopus and ran out. Ran to the kitchen and got my glass of pygmee cum that I had on the counter and gulped it down in 17 seconds. After that I felt so penetrated and my face began to turn blue with grey spots .

Apperently someone put a donkey's scrotum in my drink. It
seems like my ex, Appolonia, came over to make up and saw
Jill Jones and I in the boilerroom / s&m chamber. I then
began to feel penetrated even more. Then I suddenly woke up
and the door bell rang. I answered the door and it was Jill
Jones. That is what I call weird !

Lunch Stop
One day Prince was driving down the road on his way to Paris. He bagan to feel pretty, so he dicided to stop off at Camels Resturaunt for a good cooked mouse . He pulls into the parking lot in his volvo and goes in. He asks the waitress what the specials are. She says you can get a home cooks mouse for only $3.95. He say great, let me go ahead and get 3 of those and let me also get a nice hot cup of wee as well. On the way back to the table, the waitress trips and accidently spills the hot wee all over Princes jumper. Good Grief!!! he yells. You just burnt my little toe. Oh I'm so sorry she says. Let me run that wee off your jumper and get some ice for that little toe of yours. bollox! You better not even think about coming near my little toe with that ice. He runs out to his car and started back off to Paris.

One hot winter day. It was 39 degrees out and I was working in the garden. Suddenly a elephant ran out from a bush and began to squeel. Apparently the poor little elephant had gotten a cactus stuck in is rectum. I felt sorry for it so I took it inside with me and gave it a bowl of magma. The elephant sure did like the magma. I then grabbed it's rectum and tried to get the cactus out. I was able to get it out, but as soon as I got it, the elephant ran away through the conservatory. It ran across my kitchen cabinet and knocked over my stack of jizzrags that Herman Melville gave me. I was a bit upset, but I guess wild animals should stay in the wild.

IstenSzek said:

Now I laughed so much I have to go take another nap, and some advil again... my head hurts

-Lunch Stop-

One day IceNine was driving down the road on his way to
Bethlehem. He began to feel converted, so he dicided to
stop off at Malaria Restaurant for a good cooked plutonium
bread. He pulls into the parking lot in his volkswagen and
goes in. He asks the waitress what the specials are.

She says "you can get a home cooked plutonium bread for
only $3.95". He say great, let me go ahead and get 58 of
those and let me also get a nice hot cup of kangaroo sweat
as well.

On the way back to the table, the waitress trips and
accidently spills the hot kangaroo sweat all over his
gasmask.

"I've slept with your father's cousin, the cross eyed bitch
with the dodgy legs!" he yells. You just burnt my earlobes.

Oh I'm so sorry she says. Let me massage that kangaroo sweat
off your gasmask and get some frozen piece of codliver for
those earlobes of yours.

"Elephantine Dickhead! You better not even think about
coming near my earlobes with that frozen piece of codliver".

He ran out to his car and started back off to Bethlehem.

Weird Dream:

I had a dream that one day while I was walking on the kitchen table I got a knock on the door. To my surprize it was Johnny Depp . he grabbed my toe and began to kiss me. We both ran into the kitchen. I had gotten my bubble wrap pants torn off of me before we even got there. If felt so wierd, because he reminded me of my shoes . I couldn't take it anymore so I yelled like a giraffe and ran out. Ran to the kitchen and got my glass of olive oil that I had on the counter and gulped it down in 7 seconds. After that I felt so penguin and my face began to turn blue . Apperently someone put a candle in my drink. It seems like my ex, muffy, came over to make up and saw Johnny Depp and I in the kitchen. I then began to penguin even more. Then I suddenly woke up and the door bell rang. I answered the door and it was Johnny Depp. That is what I call weird !

Weird dream:

I had a dream that one day while I was muumuued on the muumuu holder I got a knock on the door. To my surprize it was Lleena. She grabbed my waist and began to kiss me. We both ran into the muumuu room. I had gotten my muumuu torn off of me before we even got there. If felt so weird, because she reminded me of my radioactivegranny. I couldn't take it anymore so I yelled like a cat and ran out. Ran to the kitchen and got my glass of muumuu that I had on the counter and gulped it down in google seconds. After that I felt so muumuu-like and my face began to turn muumuu-purple . Apperently someone put a muumuu brush in my drink. It seems like my ex, sag10, came over to make up and saw Lleena and I in the muumuu room. I then began to muumuu-like even more. Then I suddenly woke up and the door bell rang. I answered the door and it was Lleena. That is what I call weird !

Lunch Stop

One day 2the9s was driving down the road on his way to assville. He bagan to feel tired, so he decided to stop off at house o steak Resturaunt for a good cooked sock . He pulls into the parking lot in his three wheeler tricycle and goes in. He asks the waitress what the specials are. She says you can get a home cooks sock for only $3.95. He say great, let me go ahead and get 67 of those and let me also get a nice hot cup of nitrogen as well. On the way back to the table, the waitress trips and accidently spills the hot nitrogen all over 2the9ss jock strap. oh!! he yells. You just burnt my kneecap. Oh I'm so sorry she says. Let me clean that nitrogen off your jock strap and get some ice for that kneecap of yours. mammaries!! You better not even think about coming near my kneecap with that ice. He runs out to his car and started back off to assville!

Lleena said:

I don't get it.

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[This message was edited Mon Sep 8 8:48:36 PDT 2003 by Cloudbuster]

Haystack said:

ROFLMAOAGAINANDAGAINANDAGAIN!!!