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Worlds Worst Band Names... FEEL FREE 2 MAKE THIS ONE GROW & GROW!!!
Of Course, 2 make these really work, u gotta imagine them introducing themselves onstage: 'Good evening Des Moines! We ARE...' [insert crap band name here] 
my personal faves are denoted by an* 
Accidental Goat Sodomy* Angry Samoans Ankle Spanner* (I found this one: locally!) Arthur Loves Plastic Bertha Does Moosejaw Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings Bloated Scrotum Bloody Stools Bumgravy Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers Cherry Coke Enema Chickens On Smack The Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck Band* Drew Barrymore's Dealer Drunks With Guns Electric Vomit The Elvis Diet Ethyl Meatplow The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips Band* '57 Lesbian Five Fat Guys Who Rock Fix My Head Flatutory Rape The French are from Hell Fuck Me, Suck Me, and Call Me Helen* Fudge Tunnel Gag Factor The Glands of External Secretion* Goldfish Don't Bounce The Ed Gein Fan Club The Go Kill Yourselves Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows Guess My Perversion The Hair & Skin Trading Co. Half Man, Half Biscuit Halo of Flies Hamster Sandwich Hard-Drinkin' Housewives Head Like a Hole? He's Dead Jim Hindu Garage Sale Hitler Stole My Potato Hornets Attack Victor Mature The I Just Killed My Parents Band The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac Iowa Beef Experience Iron Prostate It's All Meat Jabbering Trout Jif and the Choosy Mothers Joan of Arkansas LawnSmell Lubricated Goat The Luminous Toilet Bowls Lung Mustard Meat Beat Manifesto Men Among Poodles My Dog Has Hitler's Brain My Uncle's Asshole* My White Bread Mom Nasal Sex With Broken Glass Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt The Negro Problem New Squids on the Dock Not With My Camel Painful Discharge People With Chairs Up Their Noses* Pieces of Lisa Poonanie Cramp-Up Poultry in Motion Prison Rape Scenes* Public Enema Number One Purple Headed Love Warriors Radical Vulvetomy Rats of Unusual Size Sandy Duncan's Eye Scoring Dope for the Ultimate Woman 7 Foot Spleen Sex With Midgets Sheep On Drugs 69% Female Smelly Tongues Snuff the Ficus Space Negroes Spocks Johnson Stop Calling Me Frank Susanne and the Guys With Ties Swingin' Udders Tastes Like Chicken Technosquid Eats Parliament Ted Bundy's Volkswagen This Is Serious, Mum 3D House of Beef To Live and Shave in LA Too Fat to Skate Uncle Bob Touched Me* Vic Morrow's Head Violent Anal Death* (EvilWhiteMale's fave I'd guess) 
Vomit Launch Voodoo Meat Bucket Walking With Edna Was I Naked When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water The Yeasty Girls | |
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You forgot 'New Power Generation'.
It sounds like an electricity company. | |
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bananacologne wrote:
Violent Anal Death* (EvilWhiteMale's fave I'd guess)
Actually, it is. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
Al Pacino- Scarface | |
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At school I knew a couple of lads who were gonna form a bad called, ahem...Burning Desire. Er, hello! American softrock! | |
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Haystack said: You forgot 'New Power Generation'.
It sounds like an electricity company. It truly is a stupid band name, and even more, a stupid band. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
Al Pacino- Scarface | |
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One of my favorite books as a kid was an Apple paperback called "Who Is Bugs Potter?" It's about this 15 year old drummer who gets famous in a week after drumming for all these metal bands.
Some of the bands mentioned: Nuclear Teacup, Flaming Sidewalks, Winged Tortoise, Endomorph, Spoon Rest, Dorchester Melon, Toast, Migraine. I loved this book so much that I actually tracked down the author three years ago and e-mailed him. | |
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'Good evening Des Moines! We ARE...' [The Biggest Ass In The World - Jump Here]
 Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
They now belong to BigBearHermy.  | |
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There's a local band in my area called "Alias Queef". Some publications refuse to print their name because they consider it obscene... | |
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Tom said: There's a local band in my area called "Alias Queef". Some publications refuse to print their name because they consider it obscene...
Eh? 
Explain!!! | |
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Mushanga said: 'Good evening Des Moines! We ARE...' [The Biggest Ass In The World - Jump Here]
Now Im REALLY confused.
Anybody else understand???  | |
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bananacologne said: Tom said: There's a local band in my area called "Alias Queef". Some publications refuse to print their name because they consider it obscene...
Eh?
Explain!!! queef n. A Lawley kazoo, a hat dropped forward, a flap raspberry. In other words, it means, ahem, a Fanny Fart. | |
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The Cramps | |
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aren't they pretty?! The Prince.org Photo Album http://www.purplehouse.nl...ery/Jacqui | |
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Remember this... 
They used to throw out little bibles during their concerts!!  The Prince.org Photo Album http://www.purplehouse.nl...ery/Jacqui | |
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Um, actually, a queef is more of a vaginal fart. Just, y'know, sayin'. No confusion, no tears. No enemies, no fear. No sorrow, no pain. No ball, no chain.
Sex is not love. Love is not sex. Putting words in other people's mouths will only get you elected. Need more sleep than coke or methamphetamine. | |
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What about these:
Kissing the Pink Skabba the Hut ...And you will know us by our trail of dead !!! (actually, that's a pretty clever name) NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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Newpowergeneration
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OMFG...Are those all real band names??? I'm dying over here! ~Stephanie~
U need another lover like u need a hole in yo head | |
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It's not a band name but,Skunk Anansie??? WTF? :CONFUSE: **************************************************
 SINGING IS THE LOWEST FORM OF COMMUNICATION - HOMER J. SIMPSON
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ThaHumanBody said: It's not a band name but,Skunk Anansie??? WTF? :CONFUSE:
It is a band name?!?? | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: ThaHumanBody said: It's not a band name but,Skunk Anansie??? WTF? :CONFUSE:
It is a band name?!?? oh i just thought it was the name of the lead singer? **************************************************
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ThaHumanBody said: JDINTERACTIVE said: ThaHumanBody said: It's not a band name but,Skunk Anansie??? WTF? :CONFUSE:
It is a band name?!?? oh i just thought it was the name of the lead singer?
No, thats the band's name, but get this..the singer of the band goes by the name of, ahem...'Skin'. | |
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ThaHumanBody said: It's not a band name but,Skunk Anansie??? WTF? :CONFUSE:
Skunk Anansie were a band - and a bloody good one at that. The name derives from a Jamaican bedtime story told 2 children about a mythical spider-like creature (apparantly). PS: Like I (of all people) would know anything about what a 'Queef' was!! | |
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My new fave!!!
Shitty Shitty Band Band | |
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