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I Was Going To Start A Goodbye Thread, But I Never Said Hello... Hey everyone!
I'm Anxiety! I live in Chicago, I'm a Leo, and my hobbies include travel, music, cult cinema and making egg salad sandwiches! I'm 33 years young, have a full head of hair and a healthy disdain for people with sweaty feet who wear flip-flops! I think I'll just sit my big tired ass down and hang out a while. | |
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Nice to meet you! How do you feel about sweaty feet and other forms of footwear?
(Now surely THIS is the kind of quality discussion that POOK was lamenting a lack of) | |
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k, has everyone around here been drinkin today? cos this place is 
ps..nice to meet you Anx...I promise to never wear flipflops on my sweaty feet again | |
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You know, everyone wants to talk about sweaty feet and nobody wants to talk about egg salad. I see how you depraved freaks are.
Would it help if I told you I made egg salad with my sweaty feet? Anyone wanna lick some ovum off my toes? | |
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Anxiety said: You know, everyone wants to talk about sweaty feet and nobody wants to talk about egg salad. I see how you depraved freaks are.
Would it help if I told you I made egg salad with my sweaty feet? Anyone wanna lick some ovum off my toes? 
ummm, no thanks, i ain't into all that | |
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Anxiety said: You know, everyone wants to talk about sweaty feet and nobody wants to talk about egg salad. I see how you depraved freaks are.
Would it help if I told you I made egg salad with my sweaty feet? Anyone wanna lick some ovum off my toes? No, but I like regular egg salad  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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fuck! i turn off my pooter for a few hours, and i come back to this shit...
...this is why i love this place.  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: fuck! i turn off my pooter for a few hours, and i come back to this shit...
...this is why i love this place. 
Hi kitty! glad you came out to play! now would you like a sammich with or without Anx's toejam? | |
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endorphin74 said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: fuck! i turn off my pooter for a few hours, and i come back to this shit...
...this is why i love this place.
Hi kitty! glad you came out to play! now would you like a sammich with or without Anx's toejam? um, sans the toejam would be great!  | |
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If you don't like my toejam, I have some hot mango chutney that goes DREAMY with egg salad.
It goes dreamy with my toes too, come to think of it. | |
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N00b! Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
TwistedSig™ rented by Conch5184 | |
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That's it, I'm leaving. | |
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Anxiety said: That's it, I'm leaving.
no please don't go your toejam is what keeps this place alive | |
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endorphin74 said: Anxiety said: That's it, I'm leaving.
no please don't go your toejam is what keeps this place alive My toejam is disgusted at the brazen displays of audacity up in this shits. | |
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Anxiety said: If you don't like my toejam, I have some hot mango chutney that goes DREAMY with egg salad.
mango chutney 
It goes dreamy with my toes too, come to think of it.
...nnno, i just want the chutney.  | |
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Pwned! Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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Anxiety said: endorphin74 said: Anxiety said: That's it, I'm leaving.
no please don't go your toejam is what keeps this place alive My toejam is disgusted at the brazen displays of audacity up in this shits. 
figures, you would have some persnickity toejam | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Anxiety said: If you don't like my toejam, I have some hot mango chutney that goes DREAMY with egg salad.
mango chutney
It goes dreamy with my toes too, come to think of it.
...nnno, i just want the chutney. Fine. I try to come up with something original, something organic, something that's a little god damn GOURMET, and you just turn your nose up at it. FINE. It's all Ore-Ida and Rice-A-Roni from here on out, DO YOU HEAR ME??? WE CANNOT HAVE ANYTHING NICE!!! AND I AM NEVER COOKING FOR THE ORG AGAIN!!! | |
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Anxiety said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: Anxiety said: If you don't like my toejam, I have some hot mango chutney that goes DREAMY with egg salad.
mango chutney
It goes dreamy with my toes too, come to think of it.
...nnno, i just want the chutney. Fine. I try to come up with something original, something organic, something that's a little god damn GOURMET, and you just turn your nose up at it. FINE. It's all Ore-Ida and Rice-A-Roni from here on out, DO YOU HEAR ME??? WE CANNOT HAVE ANYTHING NICE!!! AND I AM NEVER COOKING FOR THE ORG AGAIN!!! but...but i've never even seen your toes...takes plate of tater tots into the other room and quietly weeps  | |
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Sorry luv, I had to get wildly indignant about SOMEthing, and you just happened to be in the crossfire...here, I'll fix you up some non-foot-fetish sammiches and a nice glass of toe...erm...MILK. | |
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Anxiety said: Sorry luv, I had to get wildly indignant about SOMEthing, and you just happened to be in the crossfire...here, I'll fix you up some non-foot-fetish sammiches and a nice glass of toe...erm...MILK.
yay!!! | |
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