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Men, would U B so bold as 2 buy U're woman such things as... Let me preface this question with a quick story...
Today, I had the day off, while my wife was working and the kids were in school...SHOPPING!! I picked up some things for myself, and, on my way out of the store, I noticed a lavender dress. It was a great price, and looked comfortable, so I bought it for my wife...yada, yada, yada...I was off by about 3 dress sizes too big! Anyways, would you, or have you bought, such personal items for your spouse? Items such as a purse, a pair of shoes, a dress, bras, are much more a personal choice than your stand-bys such as jewerly, lingerie, g-strings, flowers, candy etc. Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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or tampax ??
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justkelley said: or tampax ??
Manhole covers... Not quite what I was talkin' 'bout... Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Three sizes too big? I would have thrown the shit back at ya. | |
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I bought an ex-girlfriend of mine a t-shirt 4 Christmas 1ce. Unfortunatly it was too small 4 her. I always think its bad buying clothes 4 others without consultation. | |
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It's much easier buying for boys - they can wear their shit oversized regardless. Girls are more difficult. My ex-boyfriend bought me a bra and thong for some occasion once, and neither one fit! It was horrific!
I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: It's much easier buying for boys - they can wear their shit oversized regardless. Girls are more difficult. My ex-boyfriend bought me a bra and thong for some occasion once, and neither one fit! It was horrific!
that sounds hilarious!! Was it tasteful? Being quite short, I look a bit swamped in clothes which R 2 big 4 me. I have this huge Wu-Wear, Method Man hoodie and not only does it make me look like Ali G but also Dopie from the 7 Dwarves! eheheh! [This message was edited Wed Sep 3 2:23:50 PDT 2003 by JDINTERACTIVE] | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Natsume said: It's much easier buying for boys - they can wear their shit oversized regardless. Girls are more difficult. My ex-boyfriend bought me a bra and thong for some occasion once, and neither one fit! It was horrific!
that sounds hilarious!! Was it tasteful? Being quite short, I look a bit swamped in clothes which R 2 big 4 me. I have this huge Wu-Wear, Method Man hoodie and not only does it make me look like Ali G but also Dopie from the 7 Dwarves! eheheh! [This message was edited Wed Sep 3 2:23:50 PDT 2003 by JDINTERACTIVE] It WAS tasteful but not of any use to me. The thong was too big and the bra too small! They're still sitting in my drawer - I've never worn either of them. Poor Dopey I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Bras are tricky little bastards! I think they morph, somehow, on the way back from the store. Or those horrid people at M&S swap all the sizes "I could have sworn you were a 32DD dahlin'".
Had success with a nice little dress once, turned up with it at her place and told her we were going to a ball. That whole night could have been so different if the size was wrong. Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: Bras are tricky little bastards! I think they morph, somehow, on the way back from the store. Or those horrid people at M&S swap all the sizes "I could have sworn you were a 32DD dahlin'".
Had success with a nice little dress once, turned up with it at her place and told her we were going to a ball. That whole night could have been so different if the size was wrong. Erm, I erm, though U were male? | |
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Natsume said: It WAS tasteful but not of any use to me. The thong was too big and the bra too small! They're still sitting in my drawer - I've never worn either of them. fake boobs | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: PREDOMINANT said: Bras are tricky little bastards! I think they morph, somehow, on the way back from the store. Or those horrid people at M&S swap all the sizes "I could have sworn you were a 32DD dahlin'".
Had success with a nice little dress once, turned up with it at her place and told her we were going to a ball. That whole night could have been so different if the size was wrong. Erm, I erm, though U were male? What makes you think that I am not? Guys can buy bras and dresses too y'know Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: JDINTERACTIVE said: PREDOMINANT said: Bras are tricky little bastards! I think they morph, somehow, on the way back from the store. Or those horrid people at M&S swap all the sizes "I could have sworn you were a 32DD dahlin'".
Had success with a nice little dress once, turned up with it at her place and told her we were going to a ball. That whole night could have been so different if the size was wrong. Erm, I erm, though U were male? What makes you think that I am not? Guys can buy bras and dresses too y'know And dresses 2 by the looks of things. Does Ur women like U in skimply clothing then? | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: PREDOMINANT said: JDINTERACTIVE said: PREDOMINANT said: Bras are tricky little bastards! I think they morph, somehow, on the way back from the store. Or those horrid people at M&S swap all the sizes "I could have sworn you were a 32DD dahlin'".
Had success with a nice little dress once, turned up with it at her place and told her we were going to a ball. That whole night could have been so different if the size was wrong. Erm, I erm, though U were male? What makes you think that I am not? Guys can buy bras and dresses too y'know And dresses 2 by the looks of things. Does Ur women like U in skimply clothing then? Who said it was skimpy!! Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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Paisley said: Three sizes too big? I would have thrown the shit back at ya.
U know what the problem was? It was the right length, my wife is short, 5', but WAY too much material around the sides...I didn't even look at that. When the dress was gathered in the back... It showed off her ASSETS nicely. Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Or HATS...try matching a hat to a purse and shoes. Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Items I've bought for significant others...
Tampax, Maxi-Pads...all that panty-protector stuff Bras and panties--I make it a rule to know my lover's sizes. Jewelry (bracelets, necklaces...ahem...TWO diamond engagement rings) CDs Books, etc. Here's the DudeDrops Tips on Gifts: 1. DONT GIVE HER CANDY ON VALENTINES DAY OR SWEETEST DAY!!! It's BORING and many women are constantly dieting. The ONLY exceptions are if she genuinely LOVES a certain type of candy. Example: The girl I'm currently with loves Chocalate Mice from a certain Greektown bakery. She LIVES on them. 2. Know her sizes! ALL OF 'EM. And pay attention to her favorite colors and all that. A woman WON'T take back an item of clothing if you have paid attention. You should KNOW what she likes. 3. Don't give her a gift that's REALLY for you! Example: Don't, Don't, DONT give sexy lingerie as a birthday or Xmas present!!! The truth: Teddies, negligees and garters are for YOUR enjoyment. And chances are she DIDNT want that Sony Playstation that you got her for Christmas. OK, I'm done ranting... | |
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Revolution said: Paisley said: Three sizes too big? I would have thrown the shit back at ya.
U know what the problem was? It was the right length, my wife is short, 5', but WAY too much material around the sides...I didn't even look at that. When the dress was gathered in the back... It showed off her ASSETS nicely. Oh I see. hey atleast you tried. | |
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Once I had to buy some maxi pads or tampons, or whatever..for one of my older sisters. Can't remember how young I was at the time, but anyway. So when I got to the store I was a bit overwhelmed at the variety. I politely asked for help from a female employee. Then if that wasn't humiliating enough, she turned and asked me this question:
"Well what kind of day is she having? A heavy day a light day?" :CONFUSE: WTF?!?!!? I just said, "I don't know! She's just having a day!" I don't mind going to get you some personal things, but damn, make sure you tell me the specifics when it comes to that sh*t. No wonder most men make women get that themselves. Thank God I didn't need a price check when I went to buy them. "PRICE CHECK ON REGISTER #4!!!" :BOXED: [This message was edited Wed Sep 3 19:14:23 PDT 2003 by Chico319] | |
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Chico319 said: Once I had to buy some maxi pads or tampons, or whatever..for one of my older sisters. Can't remember how young I was at the time, but anyway. So when I got to the store I was a bit overwhelmed at the variety. I politely asked for help from a female employee. Then if that wasn't humiliating enough, she turned and asked me this question:
"Well what kind of day is she having? A heavy day a light day?" :CONFUSE: WTF?!?!!? I just said, "I don't know! She's just having a day!" I don't mind going to get you some personal things, but damn, make sure you tell me the specifics when it comes to that sh*t. No wonder most men make women get that themselves. Thank God I didn't need a price check when I went to buy them. "PRICE CHECK ON REGISTER #4!!!" :BOXED: [This message was edited Wed Sep 3 19:14:23 PDT 2003 by Chico319] you poor thing :LOL: | |
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Paisley said: you poor thing :LOL:
:NONO: Not funny! That could've been traumatic. I may have an emotional scar after that! | |
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Chico319 said: Paisley said: you poor thing :LOL:
:NONO: Not funny! That could've been traumatic. I may have an emotional scar after that! :LOL: | |
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