EvilWhiteMale said:

Now that would be an interesting experiment! However something tells me you'd delete 90% of the accounts here...

Before you leave, though, Ian, you must reveal at least a few Holy Secrets O the Org. "Out" people and their alter-egos, write a best seller about the in-fighting amongst Mods, expose Ben and his luxuriant lifstyle in Spain while the rest of you slummed it here in the threads...Alex Hahn might write this expose for you.

But most of all, Ian: before you leave, you must reveal some personal, highly emotional, sick secret which has forced you to the revelation that leaving the site is the key to your spiritual "release", and to becoming a better person.

Shame on you people, don't you appreciate quality when you see it?

Ian, my dear friend, I will miss you terribly. Please don't leave, my friends and I all think you are fabulous. The way you are so rude to people over the internet... it is most gratifying for me! Thank you my friend.

Kisses

Saddam

your juvenile sex-themed threads just aren't entertaining enough.

Saddam said:

SADDAM IS BACK!!!

YESSS!!!

YEEESSS!!!

Well guys, this has been coming a long time.

Frankly, none of you are interesting enough anymore. I sit here, waiting to be entertained, but your juvenile sex-themed threads just aren't entertaining enough. Plus I don't even like Prince anymore! Also, people don't pay as much attention to me as they once did, and I feel that the only way to correct that injustice is to make a declaration here today that I am leaving. I expect you'll all want to beg me to stay, but it will do no good at all I tell you! But please do try it anyway. Of course, I will be hanging around long enough to read this thread, to allow me to adequately gauge how much I am loved.

Even as I speak, people are posting threads that frankly do not measure up to my intellectual demands. Really, if you expect clever people like me to hang around, you need to try harder.

I feel I must devote my time to more productive things, such as creating new Hotmail accounts, creating new Prince.org character accounts, and waiting for the initial 5 day set-up period to expire so I can post anew and be loved once again, reborn. Additionally, I feel I need to devote more of my time to lurking in all of the various forums to see if people remember me, and to see if they mention my name and wonder if I'll come back.

Good bye!

doesn't think Ian owns a Dreamcast...

Dreamcast