Welcome Darlings to Karaoke night at the Mardi Gras,
come in, grab a drink (Pochacco's serving on his bar thread) and take a seat.

There's a free drink for everyone who takes part, plus a special prize for the winner, extra points will be awarded for use of emoticons and pictures, preferably the latter. (didn't have time to find the pics I wanted myself, but what the hey. )

I'll kick off with a favourite of mine from the film Grease. Feel free to sing along, actually if you're at work I insist that you sing along.

There are worse things I could do
Than go with a boy or two
Even though the neighbourhood thinks I'm trashy and no good
I suppose it could be true
But there are worse things I could do

I could flirt with all the guys
Smile at them and bat my eyes
Press against them when we dance
Make them think they stand a chance
Then refuse to see it through :t2H:
Thats a thing I'd never do

I could stay home every niiight
Wait around for Mr right
Take cold showers every day
And throw my life away on a dream that won't come true

I could hurt someone like me
Out of spite or jealousy
I don't lie and I don't steal, but I can cry and I can feel
A fact I bet you never knew
But to cry in front of you
That's the worst thing I could do.


ok who's up next?










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[This message was edited Mon Sep 1 12:02:56 PDT 2003 by xenon]

Im sorry but its gotta be done

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free
now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's loving me

Much love Pochacco

I was wondering who'd be first to pull that one out of the bag.

Forgive me,
For I did not know.
'Cause I was just a boy
And you were so much more

Than any god could ever plan,
More than a woman or a man.
And now I understand how much I took from you:
That, when everything starts breaking down,
You take the pieces off the ground
And show this wicked town
something beautiful and new.

You think that Luck
Has left you there.
But maybe there's nothing
up in the sky but air.

And there's no mystical design,
No cosmic lover preassigned.
There's nothing you can find
that can not be found.
'Cause with all the changes
you've been through
It seems the stranger's always you.
Alone again in some new
Wicked little town.

So when you've got no other choice
You know you can follow my voice
Through the dark turns and noise
Of this wicked little town.
Oh it's a wicked, little town.
Goodbye, wicked little town.

BE SURE TO READ IT, CAUSE I ORGED IT UP A LOT!
not the same version you are used to

CBorgman
Without Me

Two gay orgers go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
Two gay orgers go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back
Back again
Chris is back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..


I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see nice chris no more
They want the bitch, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want bitch chris, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka to jump start my heart quicker
than the shocks when I get shocked at the hospital
Ian hates me when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the table while he's operating
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Tackam
but the sight of your boy matt's ass is invigorating
So the homophobes won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on GD
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your nips
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my ord disputes, Fuck You !

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

Little Hellions, orgers feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their Prince is latter day Elvis
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass
And it's a disaster, such a castastrophe
for you allready saw matt's ass: are you ready for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your damn antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Investing in the homophobes ears a nest egg
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin this shit, that shit
, you can get your ass kicked
worse than those oppressive relgious bastards
And ? You can get stomped by any lad
You sixty year old wannabe, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listens to you blow
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
And though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Icenine
but his bite is worse than mine
but apparently smacking down morons is an org crime
Here's a concept that works
Twenty million other angry orgers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me

Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said-this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

Kids!


::throws the mic down, raises arms up triumphantly, leaves stage::
[This message was edited Mon Sep 1 12:29:51 PDT 2003 by cborgman]

Well, seeing as everybody ignored this on the other thread!!!

A Haystack classic from last year;

'Dive In2 The Ass Fantastic'

World full of poppers,
City full of good trade - Dive!
Let's go under the covers,
I can get U in my behind - Come on, Dive!
All U need is a rubber and a 9 inch appendage,
Then we can spread the lube on,
Make it a good percentage - Dive!

Dive In2 The Ass Fantastic, Dive!

Now U can suck my cock, puppy.
The herpes went yesterday - Dive!
Now lick my balls, yeah it feels good, what'd U say? - Dive!
Turn around, let me lick yo bum,
This Daddy's gonna use his tongue - Dive!
What? U've bought a new thang? Dildo. Scandalous - Dive!

Ooh, that's painful - Dive In2 The Ass Fantastic, Dive!
Oh my lawd, Dive In2 The Ass Fantastic, Dive!

Get my fist inside yo behind

Butha got a harness on, ooh, know he's 2 Hot - Dive!
Brutha cummin - a patch has formed, what a lay - Stop!
If I had a butt-plug 2 far up my behind,
I'd sho' nuff jump and holla
And I'd sho' nuff act like a bitch for a while - Dive!

Everybody Dive In2 The Ass Fantastic

Someday my prince will come
Someday I ‘ll find my love
And how thrilling that moment will be
When the prince of my dreams comes to me
He’ll whisper I love you
And steal a kiss or two
Though he’s far away I’ll find my love someday
Someday when my dreams come true

Someday I’ll find my love
Someone to call my own
And I know at the moment we meet
my heart will start skipping the beats
Someday we’ll say and do
Things we’ve been longing to
Though he’s far away I’ll find my love someday
Someday when my dreams come true

Someday my prince will come
Someday we’ll meet again
And away to his castle we’ll go
To be happy forever I know
Someday when spring is here
We’ll find our love anew
And the birds will sing and weddingbells will ring
Someday when my dreams come true

Much love Pochacco

Do you like my new outfit?

Hhmm I bet you do big boy.

Here's another from me, it's a classic, give it up for Dorris Day!



Once I had a secret love
That lived within the heart of me
All too soon my secret love
Became impatient to be free

So I told the friendly star
The way that dreamers often do
Just how wonderful you are
And why I'm so in love with you

Now I should it from the highest hills
Even told the golden daffodils
At last my heart's an open door
And my secret love's no secret anymore

Keepum coming. Remember there's a prize for the winner.

o-tay, lemme have a swing at it...gonna sing sumfin by blondie...



As I sit staring into this liquid amber
Ripples move out to the edge of the glass
Is that really your reflection in there
I just wanna jump into the warm depths
And be there with you one more time
Oh, alright
Hit it boys...


My initials sprayed across a pavement
Cut into your private winter room
Talk to me now
Step into my room we'll have a word or two

If I ever had a million dollars
If I didn't give it all to you
Would you lose interest
Show me indifference
Foot in another shoe

Not very high heels
Not wearing sneakers, too
A magazine ad, a printed canvas
A basic mid-shade, blue suede shoe

Thought I'd like to have a little party
Thought I'd like to have a little do
Sure I stopped drinking
But for the moment honey here's looking at you

I'll stop my drinking
Give you my promise true
Clean out the closet
Be existential and cast a vote for the president, too

But for the action of the moment
Nothing does what it ought to do
Instant depression I learned my lesson
Nothing that I'd rather do

Come on over my place
Can't see him sideways
Honey here's looking at you...

y'all are AWESOME!

here's a queer-punk-rock ditty for y'all



Pansy Division's 'Bill and Ted's Homo Adventure'

Two California valley boys
The very best of friends
They used to go on dates with girls
But now they don't pretend
After trying to deny it
They went ahead and tried it
Couldn't believe how excellent it felt
It's no bogus journey
It's their hearts' true yearning
It's time for Bill & Ted's
Homosexual adventure to begin
In the garage
They're practicing their guitar solos
But in the bedroom
They're practicing on one another
School was such a pain
What a way to waste your brain
'Cause you know what's on their minds
Hey dude, 69!
They might seem kind of dumb
But they're not rubes
They got each other by the pubes
Squeezing on one another's tubes
One's dark, one is blond
Day and night they get it on
They got condoms in their pockets
Plug into each other's sockets
They learned from Socrates
And other ancient Greeks
The art of homo love
And sexual techniques
They may not be too bright
But they know what they like
A love affair most triumphant
It's no bogus journey
It's a boner journey
It's time for Bill & Ted's
Homosexual adventure to begin

omg kitty, pansy division!!! and i so wanted to go see 'em when they were at first ave. last week!!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

doood they kicked ass!

endorphin74 said:

maaan...if i weren't broke i woulda went!!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

we'll go next time!

we'll make it happen...

here's another for you...

Pansy Division "Homo Christmas"

You'll probably get sweaters
Underwear and socks
But what you'd really like for Christmas
Is a nice hard cock
You deserve a cute boy
Who's horny and queer
To make the most out of Christmas cheer
I wanna be your Christmas present
I wanna be your Christmas queer
I wanna be your Christmas present
Have a homo Christmas this year
Don't be miserable
Like Morrissey
Let me do you
underneath the Christmas tree
We'll push the packages
Out of the way
And after you've unwrapped me
Naked on the floor we'll play
Your family
Won't give you encouragement
But let me give you
Sexual nourishment
Licking nipples
Licking nuts
Putting candy canes
Up each other's butts

endorphin74 said:

coolio. did they (do) Jack U Off? i think i'll try to catch them here in Denver...

madartista said:

I don't think so...but I did get a bit outta hand at the show...

x 12

endorphin74 said:

ouch!

madartista said:

that's what I said the next morning!

i just listened to "jack u off" and "fem in a leather coat" a few minutes ago!

someone wanna do "erotic city" with me?

I need a female orger to sing Upside Down with me!

cborgman said:

Sweet!

cborgman said:

I think it'd be best done as a trio!

endorphin74 said:

hee hee.. good point! go grab other chris

cborgman said:

u guys ready? Here, I'll get started...


Ahhh... I...
All of my Purple Life...

Hey Chico! Let's do Computer Blue! Practice, practice, practice!

Prince - Do Me Baby



Here we are in this big old empty room, staring each other down
U want me just as much as I want U, let's stop fooling around
Take me baby... kiss me all over... play with my love
Bring out what's been in me for far too long
Baby, u know that's all I've been dreaming of
Do Me Baby, like u never done before
Give it to me till I just can't take no more
Do Me Baby, like u never done before
I want u now, I just can't wait no more, can't wait...
Here we are looking for a reason for u to lay me down
For a love like ours is never out of season, so baby please stop teasing me
what ya do, I can never love no other, u're the best I ever had
Whenever we're not close to one another, I just want u so bad
So Do Me Baby, like u never done before
Give it to me till I just can't take no more
C'mon, Do Me Baby, like u never done before
I want u now, I just can't wait no more
I said
Do Me Baby (Do me baby)
Do Me Baby all night long (Give it to me)
Do Me Baby
I want u now
Do Me Baby
Give it to me
Do Me Baby
Do Me baby, don't wanna do it all alone
I want your love
Do Me Baby
Give it to me
(Do Me Baby) This feeling is too strong, make me wait 2 long (I want u now)
You're leaving me no choice
OK, what are u gonna do...u just gonna sit there and watch?
Alright...
Are u sure u don't wanna close your eyes?
Well, isn't it supposed to take a long time?
I'm not gonna stop until the war is over...
Help me! There...ok...ok
I'm so cold...just hold me





Ok how was that?

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

I thought you should smile more.


American Idol edit
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