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Ian's Wife Tells All! C'mon, Ian. Matt and Melissa (tackam) went public with their Statement of Love. Now we Orgers want a chance to talk to your wife and ask her some questions about what it's like, being with the Org Mod Supreme. Get her online--set up a day and time--and we'll get to ask her questions, ok? 
Let's come up with some questions for her, everybody! I'll go first: "Ms. Kiigan, wtf were you thinking?!?!"  | |
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I don't think Ian really has a wife. I think he sleeps with dwarves. | |
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Cloudbuster said: I don't think Ian really has a wife. I think he sleeps with dwarves.
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Cloudbuster said: I don't think Ian really has a wife. I think he sleeps with dwarves.
Ah! Well, you know, Irish people do tend to be quite short, so perhaps dwarves are a better "fit". | |
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oooh, he's gonna lock this thread down.  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: Cloudbuster said: I don't think Ian really has a wife. I think he sleeps with dwarves.
Ah! Well, you know, Irish people do tend to be quite short, so perhaps dwarves are a better "fit".  | |
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cborgman said: oooh, he's gonna lock this thread down.
Naaah, he knows it's all in good fun! What with all of the excitement over the weekend with matt and melissa, I thought he should get a chance to talk about he and his wife's polyphonic ring tone lifestyle, among other things.  | |
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i love dwarves. whenever someone asks me what i want for my birthday or chrismas (intentional misspelling), i always say one of two things...
a midget stripper or an all girl back-up group to follow me around and sing everything i say after i say it. but no one ever gives them to me. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: an all girl back-up group to follow me around and sing everything i say after i say it. Now that would be amazingly cool!  | |
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cborgman said: ...but no one ever gives them to me.
I wonder why? | |
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Dear Mrs. Ian: Is it true that your husband lords the underworld and rules the night? It's just that I've been having these nightmares, see... | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: cborgman said: an all girl back-up group to follow me around and sing everything i say after i say it. Now that would be amazingly cool! wouldn't it? i would call them "Bucketfull o' Funk" and they would have matching outfits and matching choreography. i would walk into the room and say "hey everyone, what's up?" and they would sing out "HELLO! WHAT'S GOING ON?" in unison. there would have to be three of them. a sasy black one, a heavyweight black one with a dynamite voice and a white jewish girl who's trying too hard to appear hip to the other two, and she would take a lot of abuse. every year, i look under the tree, or in the pile of birthday gifts, and there is never a midget shaped box or three matching glam boxes...  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Cloudbuster said: cborgman said: ...but no one ever gives them to me.
I wonder why? cause they don't have them prepackaged at Dillards? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: AnotherLoverToo said: cborgman said: an all girl back-up group to follow me around and sing everything i say after i say it. Now that would be amazingly cool! wouldn't it? i would call them "Bucketfull o' Funk" and they would have matching outfits and matching choreography. i would walk into the room and say "hey everyone, what's up?" and they would sing out "HELLO! WHAT'S GOING ON?" in unison. there would have to be three of them. a sasy black one, a heavyweight black one with a dynamite voice and a white jewish girl who's trying too hard to appear hip to the other two, and she would take a lot of abuse. every year, i look under the tree, or in the pile of birthday gifts, and there is never a midget shaped box or three matching glam boxes... OMG!!! Now I want the same thing!!! Although, I wouldn't mind being on of the glam back-up singers myself. Maybe I could pretend I'm black or Jewish...  |
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cborgman said: AnotherLoverToo said: cborgman said: an all girl back-up group to follow me around and sing everything i say after i say it. Now that would be amazingly cool! wouldn't it? i would call them "Bucketfull o' Funk" and they would have matching outfits and matching choreography. i would walk into the room and say "hey everyone, what's up?" and they would sing out "HELLO! WHAT'S GOING ON?" in unison. there would have to be three of them. a sasy black one, a heavyweight black one with a dynamite voice and a white jewish girl who's trying too hard to appear hip to the other two, and she would take a lot of abuse. every year, i look under the tree, or in the pile of birthday gifts, and there is never a midget shaped box or three matching glam boxes... Well, now that I know what to get you this year, your luck may change!  | |
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Dear Ians Wife:
Does Ian say things like n00b and haxxor a lot? Just wondering... n00b-like edit [This message was edited Tue Sep 2 10:12:01 PDT 2003 by TwIsTeDmInD] Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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CarrieMpls said: cborgman said: AnotherLoverToo said: cborgman said: an all girl back-up group to follow me around and sing everything i say after i say it. Now that would be amazingly cool! wouldn't it? i would call them "Bucketfull o' Funk" and they would have matching outfits and matching choreography. i would walk into the room and say "hey everyone, what's up?" and they would sing out "HELLO! WHAT'S GOING ON?" in unison. there would have to be three of them. a sasy black one, a heavyweight black one with a dynamite voice and a white jewish girl who's trying too hard to appear hip to the other two, and she would take a lot of abuse. every year, i look under the tree, or in the pile of birthday gifts, and there is never a midget shaped box or three matching glam boxes... OMG!!! Now I want the same thing!!! Although, I wouldn't mind being on of the glam back-up singers myself. Maybe I could pretend I'm black or Jewish... isn't it the most fun idea? i wrote it into my one man show, and was gonna hire three girls to play bucketfull of funk, and sing backup on the songs i am singing in the show, but the the producer and i ended up cutting all but two songs from the original 12, and it just doesn't seem feasible to hire three actor/singers for that little bit. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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endorphin74 said: cborgman said: AnotherLoverToo said: cborgman said: an all girl back-up group to follow me around and sing everything i say after i say it. Now that would be amazingly cool! wouldn't it? i would call them "Bucketfull o' Funk" and they would have matching outfits and matching choreography. i would walk into the room and say "hey everyone, what's up?" and they would sing out "HELLO! WHAT'S GOING ON?" in unison. there would have to be three of them. a sasy black one, a heavyweight black one with a dynamite voice and a white jewish girl who's trying too hard to appear hip to the other two, and she would take a lot of abuse. every year, i look under the tree, or in the pile of birthday gifts, and there is never a midget shaped box or three matching glam boxes... Well, now that I know what to get you this year, your luck may change! yay!!! Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Dear Mrs. Ian: Does your husband ever "lock your threads" (if you know what I mean)? | |
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*sniff* how can I ever compete with Matt and tackam  I'm just not interesting enough! | |
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cborgman said: AnotherLoverToo said: cborgman said: an all girl back-up group to follow me around and sing everything i say after i say it. Now that would be amazingly cool! wouldn't it? i would call them "Bucketfull o' Funk" and they would have matching outfits and matching choreography. i would walk into the room and say "hey everyone, what's up?" and they would sing out "HELLO! WHAT'S GOING ON?" in unison. there would have to be three of them. a sasy black one, a heavyweight black one with a dynamite voice and a white jewish girl who's trying too hard to appear hip to the other two, and she would take a lot of abuse. every year, i look under the tree, or in the pile of birthday gifts, and there is never a midget shaped box or three matching glam boxes...
You're freezer burn compared to cool, babe. That is the most hilarious idea. . . | |
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ian said: *sniff* how can I ever compete with Matt and tackam
I'm just not interesting enough!you could always show your butt, it worked for matt, pre-relationship announcement Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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 I love being the centre of attention!
Okay to settle the rumours - I am married, to a real live human female. Right sex and right species... two out of two ain't bad! Success! And I'm not a midget... Average height really, I'm about 170-175 cm I think. What's that, you yanks don't do metric? Awww! | |
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ian said: *sniff* how can I ever compete with Matt and tackam
I'm just not interesting enough!True. . .but don't cry. . .makes your eyes all puffy, not attractive. | |
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tackam said: cborgman said: AnotherLoverToo said: cborgman said: an all girl back-up group to follow me around and sing everything i say after i say it. Now that would be amazingly cool! wouldn't it? i would call them "Bucketfull o' Funk" and they would have matching outfits and matching choreography. i would walk into the room and say "hey everyone, what's up?" and they would sing out "HELLO! WHAT'S GOING ON?" in unison. there would have to be three of them. a sasy black one, a heavyweight black one with a dynamite voice and a white jewish girl who's trying too hard to appear hip to the other two, and she would take a lot of abuse. every year, i look under the tree, or in the pile of birthday gifts, and there is never a midget shaped box or three matching glam boxes...
You're freezer burn compared to cool, babe. That is the most hilarious idea. . .thank you hon! and CONGRATS to all three of you! i am SOOO jealous, i want an org romance too!  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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TwIsTeDmInD said: Dear Ians Wife:
Does Ian say things like n00b and haxxor a lot? Just wondering... n00b-like edit [This message was edited Tue Sep 2 10:12:01 PDT 2003 by TwIsTeDmInD] Could he be such a lam0r? | |
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tackam said: ian said: *sniff* how can I ever compete with Matt and tackam
I'm just not interesting enough!True. . .but don't cry. . .makes your eyes all puffy, not attractive.
now you know we still luv you, ian...  | |
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deMatthijs said: TwIsTeDmInD said: Dear Ians Wife:
Does Ian say things like n00b and haxxor a lot? Just wondering... n00b-like edit [This message was edited Tue Sep 2 10:12:01 PDT 2003 by TwIsTeDmInD] Could he be such a lam0r? Ind33d! Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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TwIsTeDmInD said: Dear Ians Wife:
Does Ian say things like n00b and haxxor a lot? Just wondering... n00b-like edit [This message was edited Tue Sep 2 10:12:01 PDT 2003 by TwIsTeDmInD] OMG GSS FFS TBH! | |
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ian said: I love being the centre of attention!
Okay to settle the rumours - I am married, to a real live human female. Right sex and right species... two out of two ain't bad! Success! And I'm not a midget... Average height really, I'm about 170-175 cm I think. What's that, you yanks don't do metric? Awww! I'm guessing around 5'9? | |
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