Cum one, Cum all...We aim to please

Taking applications for :

Clerk/Cashier...must be well knowledgable in the adult business
Stock boys and girls
Clean up crew...gloves will be issued
Demonstration guides...must be able to work weekends


Assistant Manager position is pending

We also have a cataloge...please post any requests for "speciality items" if you see that we don't carry it.


Enjoy your stay

hmmm what will the demonstration guide duites include?

endorphin74 said:

of course...demonstrating the uses of some of our items!!

ONE SIZE DOES NOT FIT ALL...

:EEK:

Just peekng in the window...

omg, do you have peep booths upstairs?

Chico319 said:

Perv

Vashti said:

i'm good at that!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

uh huh!! its under construction now, as you can see. But we are taking applications!!

Vashti said:

o-tay!! i wanna be a cashier...that'd be cool...price check on the gallon o'lube!

Paisley said:

I'm not the one who has an application filled out! So !

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

wooohooo!! I knew you wouldn't let me down, girl...
and...I do give discounts to prince.org members..so that gallon o'lube is only $7.99

Chico319 said:

Vashti said:

ummm, does the lube come in any larger sizes?? I keep running out...

endorphin74 said:

we got the gallon o'lube, the keg o'lube and the sooper-dooper 10-gallon vat o'lube...which one ya need, kitty?

<---my bestest customer service smile, eheh

Uh.. do you sell DVDs?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I better go for the 10 gallon vat

Ooh, can we try before we buy?

NovaAngel said:

yep, we do...just head down the aisle directly behind you and go behind the purple curtain. they're in that room.

OR...

Haystack said:

we do have "demonstrators"...but If you'd like to try something out...I guess you could use that "private" room over there --->

Haystack said:

Vashti said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

co-

we have our very first satisfied customer


MR Bean likes it here...shouldn't you?!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

thanks.

DAMN, that's some funny shit.

I'd apply for a job, but I think I'm over-qualified for those openings (no pun intended).

PS: looks more like a thrift store to me.
[This message was edited Mon Sep 1 15:05:42 PDT 2003 by EvilSkittle]

Excuse me. My body-massager seems to have run out of batteries. Can you help me?

minneapolisgenius said:

we have a wide selection of batteries..to fit everyone's needs!!