I will soon be openeing up a nightclub and I'am now taking applications for strippers "male and female", bartenders, bouncers, dj's, etc. If you are interested please let me know which position you prefer and I will get back to ya.

Can I be the Owner?

Chico319 said:

You may be my assistant.

i'd like 2 apply for a male stripper position. my resume is below:

RESUME REJECTED

thank u 4 your consideration, and please let me know if u need need any further information.
[This message was edited Mon Sep 1 14:32:45 PDT 2003 by madartista]

madartista said:

I dont know how to say this without hurting your feelings darlin, but I'm looking for someone who's a little THICK!

Paisley said:

no harm. you're the boss.

madartista said:

I could be the team doctor. You know, in case a stripper pulls a hamstring or something spinnin' on the pole?

NovaAngel said:

OK that's a good idea.

Paisley said:

{skinny}

Paisley said:

Eeeexcelllent...

NovaAngel said:

You will need to buy the first aid kit.

Oh just to let the folks know who are interested in being strippers, you will have to do a little dance for me first.

Paisley said:

OK Boss. I've come up with a list of essential items:

1. Lube.






















Of course the girls' need a thorough physical. This could take some time...

NovaAngel said:

You will also have to heal the fellas too, do you have a problem with that?

Reply to 'PAISLEY'S PASSION PALACE'

Now this place is gonna be great! Let me know when it opens.

well???



who are our strippers?

july said:

I will.

endorphin74 said:

Nobody has applied for the positions yet, but I already have one male stripper in mind.

Paisley said:

hmmm

Can I advertise at your place, Paisley?!?! You'd get an EXTRA discount!!

endorphin74 said:

And what makes you think I was referring to you?

Vashti said:

Yes you may.

Paisley said:

They can take care of themselves. I put a bottle of Robitussin in their dressing room.

You had to be waaay past Robitussin before you went to the hospital. I broke my leg, Daddy poured Robitussin on it.- Chris Rock
[This message was edited Mon Sep 1 14:47:55 PDT 2003 by NovaAngel]

I made this for you, Paisley...

Vashti said:

that's BEAUTIFUL!!

thank you...I'm a Photoshop whore!!

Vashti said:

that is beautiful, I love it.

that makes me happy, Paisley...thanks!! (L)

Vashti said:

Your very welcome.