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Reply #30 posted 09/01/03 10:18pm

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Vashti said:

minneapolisgenius said:

Excuse me. My body-massager seems to have run out of batteries. Can you help me?

we have a wide selection of batteries..to fit everyone's needs!!

I think I need that big one on the top...

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Reply #31 posted 09/01/03 10:19pm

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EvilSkittle said:

I'd apply for a job, but I think I'm over-qualified for those openings (no pun intended). evillol

PS: looks more like a thrift store to me. lol

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I bought out the DOLLAR Store that was there...there's just too many nowadays!!

Plastic Cups, Cheap Soap...or PORN PORN PORN!!! wink

I give the people what they want!! nod

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Reply #32 posted 09/01/03 11:00pm

bananacologne	Vashti said:
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Reply #33 posted 09/01/03 11:02pm

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Vashti said:

please don't tell me I made this one for YOU!!! omfg

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Reply #34 posted 09/01/03 11:29pm

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ohhh..come on guys...I still need some "Demonstration Guides" for my shop!! headlp

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Reply #35 posted 09/01/03 11:42pm

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Vashti said:

ohhh..come on guys...I still need some "Demonstration Guides" for my shop!! headlp

I'd like to fill out an application!

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Reply #36 posted 09/01/03 11:43pm

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Boob said:

Vashti said:

ohhh..come on guys...I still need some "Demonstration Guides" for my shop!! headlp

I'd like to fill out an application!

sure!!

what are your qualifications?!?! confuse

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Reply #37 posted 09/01/03 11:53pm

Handclapsfinga snapz	aw shit...somebody knocked over a bottle of heavy-duty lube... clean-up in aisle 3!!!
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Reply #38 posted 09/01/03 11:57pm

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

aw shit...somebody knocked over a bottle of heavy-duty lube...

clean-up in aisle 3!!! eek

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Reply #39 posted 09/02/03 12:06am

Paisley	Vashti said: we have our very first satisfied customer MR Bean likes it here...shouldn't you?!
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Reply #40 posted 09/02/03 12:14am

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Reply #41 posted 09/02/03 12:20pm

Haystack	Can I bring back this vibrator that I bought yesterday? It's too small. Using it is like throwing a sausage down an alley.
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Reply #42 posted 09/02/03 12:28pm

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MENACE TO SOBRIETY drink

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Reply #43 posted 09/02/03 3:01pm

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I wanna be a cashier "Thank you and have a good time!" big grin

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Reply #44 posted 09/02/03 4:19pm

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Haystack said:

Can I bring back this vibrator that I bought yesterday? It's too small.

Using it is like throwing a sausage down an alley.

Oh..I'm sorry, Haystack...but, once you buy...you own for life!!! no no no!

Could I possibly give you a 50% discount on a more "fitting" device?!?!

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Reply #45 posted 09/02/03 4:20pm

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CherrieMoonKisses said:

I wanna be a cashier "Thank you and have a good time!" big grin

wooohooo..almost a full staff...I thought I would have to hire some illegal immigrants!! biggrin

Keep those applications coming!!!

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Reply #46 posted 09/02/03 4:21pm

EvilSkittle	I feel another stupid white girl edit comin' up. Damn, she's quick! [This message was edited Tue Sep 2 9:22:15 PDT 2003 by EvilSkittle]
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Reply #47 posted 09/02/03 4:25pm

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THIS NEW ITEM...JUST IN... FREE FOR OUR 250th customer

Remember..engraving is just $14.99

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Reply #48 posted 09/02/03 4:27pm

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S&M TEDDY Keychain

Free with purchase of $75.00 or more

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Reply #49 posted 09/02/03 4:32pm

EvilSkittle	Vashti said: S&M TEDDY Keychain [color=blue:88b7cc82a8:5853b9a11f:79d866c3f6]Free with purchase of $75.00 or more The miseducation of Pookie. [This message was edited Tue Sep 2 9:32:49 PDT 2003 by EvilSkittle]
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Reply #50 posted 09/02/03 4:37pm

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who ordered the assortment of whips and cat o'nine tails?!

It's been sitting behind the counter for a while now...if noone claims it..someone gets it for free!!

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Reply #51 posted 09/02/03 4:49pm

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SEAL LUBRICANT?!?!?!, O RING LUBRICANT!??!! shake

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Reply #52 posted 09/02/03 5:06pm

Teacher	Ummm... think I came in on the wrong topic... Vash, I'll put up the link to DCS on my page tonight if I get the go-ahead from somebody else on this site that I also wish to promote. Ok? Carry on, I ain't reading
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Reply #53 posted 09/02/03 5:26pm

endorphin74	Haystack said: Can I bring back this vibrator that I bought yesterday? It's too small. Using it is like throwing a sausage down an alley. OH MY GOD!!! I have to remember that line!
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Reply #54 posted 09/02/03 5:28pm

Haystack	Vashti said: Haystack said: Can I bring back this vibrator that I bought yesterday? It's too small. Using it is like throwing a sausage down an alley. Oh..I'm sorry, Haystack...but, once you buy...you own for life!!! Could I possibly give you a 50% discount on a more "fitting" device?!?! You got an obelisk going spare?
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Reply #55 posted 09/02/03 5:36pm

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Special item

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Reply #56 posted 09/02/03 5:38pm

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Haystack said:

Vashti said:

Haystack said:

Can I bring back this vibrator that I bought yesterday? It's too small.

Using it is like throwing a sausage down an alley.

Oh..I'm sorry, Haystack...but, once you buy...you own for life!!! no no no!

Could I possibly give you a 50% discount on a more "fitting" device?!?!

You got an obelisk going spare?

look..it's got beads for YOUR pleasure too!!! lol

for you... $12.99

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Reply #57 posted 09/02/03 5:38pm

Haystack	Nice
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Reply #58 posted 09/02/03 6:24pm

EvilSkittle	Vashti said: Special item They're cheap, but any ass that's going to use those needs my personal approval. Ass cleavage has to be a minimum of 3 inches and completely smooth! *females only [This message was edited Tue Sep 2 11:25:16 PDT 2003 by EvilSkittle]
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Reply #59 posted 09/02/03 6:48pm

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who ordered the assortment of whips and cat o'nine tails?!

It's been sitting behind the counter for a while now...if noone claims it..someone gets it for free!!

those are mine. nod

..yeah and I want an application tooo need the extra $$$...

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