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Printablejustkelley said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Ok Ms thang do your thang
 alright...for you ...my crystal ball says... you have much happiness in store for you... your love life will change considerably within the next 3 months...a man that you have known for many years, you are close friends with, the relationship will change and grow closer very soon... and ...one of your pictures will be seen by a huge photographer and you will have a spread in a great magazine 
also...i see you visiting your first nude beach party sometime this month... GGOD LUCK !!! Thanks  [This message was edited Mon Sep 1 23:03:24 PDT 2003 by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld] | |
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Someone keeps farting. 
I think it's INSATIABLE.  | |
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althom said: Someone keeps farting.
I think it's INSATIABLE. ooohhh... THAT WAS ME!  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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How long do you reckon I have to wait? I'm getting thirsty here.  | |
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althom said: Oh! I want to line up for this too.
 for you my dear... i see great things ahead for you...your love life will be very busy as you are dating several people at once 
true love will come to you when you least expect it...but until then...enjoy your popularity 
also...i see that you will be receiving a new avatar soon...this one may be rusting...perhaps a picture of a box of kleenex ...so you may pass them out to all the ones that are heartbroken by you. GOOD LUCK !!! THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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althom said: How long do you reckon I have to wait? I'm getting thirsty here.
GO SUCK A ROCK!  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: althom said: How long do you reckon I have to wait? I'm getting thirsty here.
GO SUCK A ROCK! I think you meant to say Cock! :LOL: | |
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justkelley said: althom said: Oh! I want to line up for this too.
for you my dear... i see great things ahead for you...your love life will be very busy as you are dating several people at once
true love will come to you when you least expect it...but until then...enjoy your popularity
also...i see that you will be receiving a new avatar soon...this one may be rusting...perhaps a picture of a box of kleenex ...so you may pass them out to all the ones that are heartbroken by you. GOOD LUCK !!!  Thanks. | |
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INSATIABLE said: althom said: Oh! I want to line up for this too.
 me too! alright sweetie... for you i see a life long commitment blooming early this winter...perhaps a local fireman ? that comes to mind...he may ask you to put out more than fires with him  you will have several children and eventually move out to the country where you will homeschool your kids and raise goats
also i see you winning the contest for largest homegrown cucumber...( hey...can i get one of those ? ) GOOD LUCK !!! THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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INSATIABLE said: althom said: How long do you reckon I have to wait? I'm getting thirsty here.
GO SUCK A ROCK! Stop touching me while we line up!  | |
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justkelley said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: Oh! I want to line up for this too.
me too! alright sweetie... for you i see a life long commitment blooming early this winter...perhaps a local fireman ? that comes to mind...he may ask you to put out more than fires with him you will have several children and eventually move out to the country where you will homeschool your kids and raise goats
also i see you winning the contest for largest homegrown cucumber...( hey...can i get one of those ? ) GOOD LUCK !!! 
erm... thanks?  !Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: How long do you reckon I have to wait? I'm getting thirsty here.
GO SUCK A ROCK! Stop touching me while we line up! Would you two stop...you sound like me and althom when we fight  | |
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althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: How long do you reckon I have to wait? I'm getting thirsty here.
GO SUCK A ROCK! Stop touching me while we line up!  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: How long do you reckon I have to wait? I'm getting thirsty here.
GO SUCK A ROCK! Stop touching me while we line up! Yes you Miss Hands! | |
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althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: althom said: How long do you reckon I have to wait? I'm getting thirsty here.
GO SUCK A ROCK! Stop touching me while we line up! Yes you Miss Hands! you like it.  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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My turn... How do you see things going with my new Physical therapist trainer boyfriend who continues to take me to high carb affairs? | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: My turn... How do you see things going with my new Physical therapist trainer boyfriend who continues to take me to high carb affairs?
ohhh the 'high carb affair'
believe it or not...this is a common problem ...seems your lover is secretly trying to tell you that he wants to have sex with a potato... 
now...dont panic...this can be fixed... 
i suggest supplying him with many different types of potatoes in the bedroom...mashed, boiled, hashbrowns, twice baked, potato salad, whatever he desires... let him work this out with you in the privacy of your own home...and dont be afraid of the carbs...dive in there with him...
you will see an improvement within days also...i see you and your lover entering many pie eating contests together...you both place first at least once
GOOD LUCK !!! THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Hey Kelley, since you did just a wonderful job with my first fortune, I'm willing to pay you $20 for another one, what do ya say? | |
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justkelley said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: My turn... How do you see things going with my new Physical therapist trainer boyfriend who continues to take me to high carb affairs?
ohhh the 'high carb affair'
believe it or not...this is a common problem ...seems your lover is secretly trying to tell you that he wants to have sex with a potato...
now...dont panic...this can be fixed...
i suggest supplying him with many different types of potatoes in the bedroom...mashed, boiled, hashbrowns, twice baked, potato salad, whatever he desires... let him work this out with you in the privacy of your own home...and dont be afraid of the carbs...dive in there with him...
you will see an improvement within days also...i see you and your lover entering many pie eating contests together...you both place first at least once
GOOD LUCK !!! SCORE 10  Thanks for the laugh! Night girl ( If he so much as mentions potatoe I will fire him! :LOL: | |
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PleasurableP said: Hey Kelley, since you did just a wonderful job with my first fortune, I'm willing to pay you $20 for another one, what do ya say?
lets see what i see about you ... i see a job with many small animals...and midgets. you are to find out the similarities of 'small' things in life. you will take notice of all the things you never did before...and learn to smell the roses more often. life can feel rushed at times...but this will help you appreciate everything around you ...
as for the love in your life...he will be one of the scientists that you are working with. all those late nights at the lab will have benifits for you girl :HUG: he is tall, blonde hair, brown eyes, and he loves the outdoors...you know...the rough and rugged type ? you will live in a log cabin...in the mountains...with your 6 kids... i also see a future of serious addiction to peanut butter... GOOD LUCK !!! THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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justkelley said: PleasurableP said: Hey Kelley, since you did just a wonderful job with my first fortune, I'm willing to pay you $20 for another one, what do ya say?
lets see what i see about you ... i see a job with many small animals...and midgets. you are to find out the similarities of 'small' things in life. you will take notice of all the things you never did before...and learn to smell the roses more often. life can feel rushed at times...but this will help you appreciate everything around you ...
as for the love in your life...he will be one of the scientists that you are working with. all those late nights at the lab will have benifits for you girl :HUG: he is tall, blonde hair, brown eyes, and he loves the outdoors...you know...the rough and rugged type ? you will live in a log cabin...in the mountains...with your 6 kids... i also see a future of serious addiction to peanut butter... GOOD LUCK !!! WOW  and lawrd knows I just luvs my peanut butter. | |
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seee ?? i told ya my ball knows
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Kelley do me please... 
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butterfli25 said: Kelley do me please...
sure my dear... lets see... since i know you are happily married :HUG: i will tell you that you and your husband will spend an eternity together happy in each others arms. but...i do see a new work opportunity on the horizon for you...you will become the newest board member on the city level ...your job is to clean up racist attitudes. you take on this job with great strength and conviction...you pass a law that anyone who speaks with a bitter tongue shall be held in prison for a week. soon everyone will fear you ...and you will be known as the strongest woman in your area.
i also see you learning to ski sometime soon... GOOD LUCK !!! THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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i didnt see the fortune teller booth at mardi gras!! kelley what about me?? 
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violett said: i didnt see the fortune teller booth at mardi gras!! kelley what about me??
ahhh yes...vi...you have come to the right place my dear... my ball says... that you will fall madly in love with an animal rights activist...the two of you will be hand in hand as you make stiffer laws and more brutal punishment for people who abuse animals in anyway...(this includes sex with sheep people...  ) you begin your journey by finding puppy mills and immediately chopping of the hands of the perpetrators. this becomes the new law for all states
soon puppy mills will be no more 
as for you and your new husband...you life will be rich and full...you will live in the country together on a farm. you will have 263 dogs...and 372 cats...plus countless other animals... ohhh...i also see you winning a swimming race in your local chapter of 'puppy paddlers' GOOD LUCK !!! THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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justkelley said: butterfli25 said: Kelley do me please...
sure my dear... lets see... since i know you are happily married :HUG: i will tell you that you and your husband will spend an eternity together happy in each others arms. but...i do see a new work opportunity on the horizon for you...you will become the newest board member on the city level ...your job is to clean up racist attitudes. you take on this job with great strength and conviction...you pass a law that anyone who speaks with a bitter tongue shall be held in prison for a week. soon everyone will fear you ...and you will be known as the strongest woman in your area.
i also see you learning to ski sometime soon... GOOD LUCK !!! 
you are the best!
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<--- betting that all fortunes mysteriously never say much about anything after 2014 Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: <--- betting that all fortunes mysteriously never say much about anything after 2014
would you like your fortune teller THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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teller said: <--- betting that all fortunes mysteriously never say much about anything after 2014
We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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