Port can only come from Porto

Now I need a drink, does anyone want one?

Of the 206 bones in the body I have broken 26

crazyhorse said:

Ofcourse, question is, will you be able to see it?

Semen acts as an anti-depressant
Exclusive from New Scientist

Semen makes you happy. That's the remarkable conclusion of a study
comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don't.

The study, which is bound to provoke controversy, showed that the
women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The
researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are
absorbed through the vagina. They say they have ruled out other
explanations.

"I want to make it clear that we are not advocating that people
abstain from using condoms," says Gordon Gallup, the psychologist at the
State University of New York who led the team. "Clearly an unwanted
pregnancy or a sexually transmitted disease would more than offset any
advantageous psychological effects of semen."

Suicide attempts

His team divided 293 female students into groups depending on how
often their partners wore condoms, and assessed their happiness using the
Beck Depression Inventory, a standard questionnaire for assessing mood.
People who score over 17 are considered moderately depressed.

The team found that women whose partners never used condoms scored 8
on average, those who sometimes used them scored 10.5, those who usually
used them scored 15 and those who always used them scored 11.3. Women who
weren't having sex at all scored 13.5.

What's more, the longer the interval since they last had sex, the more
depressed the women who never or sometimes used condoms got. But the time
since the last sexual encounter made no difference to the mood of women who
usually or always used condoms.

The team also found that depressive symptoms and suicide attempts were
more common among women who used condoms regularly compared with those who
didn't. The results will appear in the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior.

And Gallup told New Scientist that his team already has unpublished
data from a larger group of 700 women confirming these findings. In this
study, the always-use-condoms group were more depressed than the
usually-use-condoms group, suggesting the discrepancy in the smaller study
was a sampling error, he says..
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EvilSkittle said:

ok...so what are you saying ???


:LOL:

The average bra size today is 36C. Ten years ago it was 34B.

Rapper Ice Cube's real name is O'Shea Jackson.

The largest toy distributor in the world is McDonald's.

Fact is, I forget them all...

The name BAD was given me at birth.

There are 119 grooves on the edge of a quarter

justkelley said:

I could ask you the same about all the facts you've told us about.

justkelley said:

I just wanna know when white girls got nice round asses. I know they didn't have any when I was a kid.
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A car that shifts manually gets 2 miles more per gallon of gas than a car with automatic shift.

Fact: The egg came before the chicken, or is that the other way round?

EvilSkittle said:

im pretty sure you know me well enough to know what i am sayin

teller said:

it's the truth

Why are Blue Jeans sewn with Orange thread?


The orange thread traditionally used to sew Levi Strauss blue jeans was intentionally selected to match the copper rivets that doubled the durability of the jeans.

Jacob Davis, a Russian immigrant, and a tailor, who plied his trade in Reno, Nevada, formulated the idea for the riveted seam, an idea that would vastly extend the life of the jeans, and would revolutionize the garment industry. Alas, due to financial constraints, Jacob could neither afford to obtain a patent for his invention, nor to produce the new garment.


[thats my sons name ... ]

justkelley said:

tell that to the ones who have gotten me all summer...blonds to brunettes my mosquito bitten azzz! NO my azz has not been a target..

bluesbaby said:

i hear ya...they got me too...

hey...how'd the sermon go today ???

it went very well for me being high as a kite..
people really liked it.
Thank God!

A person who is lost in the woods and starving can obtain nourishment by chewing on his shoes. Leather has enough nutritional value to sustain life for a short time.

bluesbaby said:

:HUG:

Children playing on a beach made the first discovery of a South African diamond.

Cutting off the blood supply to the brain causes a loss of consciousness in 10 seconds. Death would occur within minutes.

justkelley said:

Women are in control of the universe...


universal edit...
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justkelley said:

Kermot The Frog is left handed.

interesting fact: 99% of justkelley's threads are pointless