All my props to all you guys for makin me laugh harder than ever...Keep on with the rhymes,respect always...


Sunday mornin eyes open wide
Feel her move around
Thank you goddamn shes alive
I have a little story for u
Gimme yo ear listen in close
Im speakin low so she dont hear...

Not much happin it was saturday night
Out rollin da impala shit so tight
Left vette back at home it low ridin night
Cerwin vegas bumpin daytons shiney like glass
White leather mint green flake
Ichiban Hydraulics 427 Chevy V8
Fools i roll bye cant even front
65 impala fuckin it up...

Jet black armani pants n jacket to match
Pale green hugo boss soft silk shirt
Kenneth cole kicks hand polished by chico right
Chico whole family work here by the way
Mama clean floors wearin only a thong
His sister stick mostly to my room
Daddy outside mowing my lawn
Platnum watch and a chain that match
Buffed fingernails with a little shine
Brown skin soft n freshly shaved
Lesson number 1 bout cologne
Putta little extra in the girls attack zone
Dark brown hair little wave tight fade
Punk I dont fuck round this is how to get laid...

Turned left last block down sunset i roll
The ladies start there game pussy control
Little do they no I'm the ace in there hole
Starter pistol goes off olympic torches light
May da best playa bring home sex tonight
Chillin n drinkin with the viper room crew
Johnny depp's club all the ladies comes through...

Hi im sandy dont i no you are you a movie star
On n on stupid shit i hear
Always let them think they got rights on yo ear
Tell her exactly what she wanna hear
Baby lets go talk n my car
Been 30 minutes n i need another bump...

Face held steady all my answers were right
Play cards correctly I'm bumpin tonight
Im up next gotta ask bought her
Were u from wadda u do even asked
Bought her mama women love dat shit
Before to long line begin reelin in
Crystal meth has done it again
So you live close she say ta here or r ya far
Light bulbs go off let the plan begin...

Shes a foxy ass latin thing long black hair
Light brown skin black mini skirt
Low cut blouse titties at full alert
Slides in my ride one leg atta time
Eyes in position ta catch a quick look
There it is perfect no panties n
Shaved pussy she a bought to goto work...

Rollin to da hotel room booked that night
Fool if ya wanna be a playa better have foresight
She walk to da bed door I close mini skirt drops
Target exposed top off next fat titties brown nips
Foxy fuckin body full package wrapped tight
With nasty school girl eyes the girl said this
Control me play with it do all you want
Anytime where ever n i luv it in my butt
Watch me 69 another girl ok if you say
Crazy if ya want it no one else i touch
Without gettin to crude or outta hand
Summary here it comes best i can...

Dick at attention salute the front line
Attacked da booty always hit there first
Juice was drippin quenched my thirst
Like the allies omaha june 44 d-day
I wasnt fuckin round or goin away
I was tappin rapid fire machine gun
Sex juice flyin moanin screamin cryin
Set the perimiter n built my force
This girl gonna take it get some a crazyhorse
Full packed load my aim was true
Bullseye shot down it flew
All damn night this went on
This girl wasnt weak defenses built strong
That is about i can say
When it come to sex talkin in here
Shit comes out crazy people think it weird...

Now chico pay attention sucka this for u
I been talkin bought yo mama n your goat 2
No hard feelins homeboy props 2 u
But if ya mama get pregnat not gonna run
Call me daddy son Squashed all done...

written by/crazyhorse
[This message was edited Thu Aug 28 4:18:38 PDT 2003 by crazyhorse]

all you need is a neptunes beat ...and your in there

Light Your Ass On Fire

I thought that thread was pretty funny too bad it's not around anymore. I'm wondering which one of those post caused it to get deleted. Keep on with them Pimpin rhymes Ice-T aint got shit on ya!. And tell chico he don't want anymore of this. I think he's the one that reported it.

That was a really good thread

Yall got skillz.

CtheUncanny said:

I was waiting on you to jump in! Where were you?

sinisterpentatonic said:

I'm in here sometimes. As for that thread. I don't have the skillz or patience to write a bunch of rhymes. I can do a few lines then my mind wanders. Yall got down.

:wOOt: :wOOt:

DELETED??? WTF

pejman said:

I know WHAT THE FUCK!?

sinisterpentatonic said:

Welcome to my world :LOL:

CtheUncanny said:

that was the best thread the org has seen in ages.

Sweeny79 said:

I've been there

I'm gonna take a wild guess that a certain someone felt we weren't following the rules by dissin each other... too bad it ain't universally known that when it somes to freestylin rhymez dissin is based on skillz not intentional flaming... shoulda been locked if anything...

pejman said:

It was SO obvious that no one participating was upset by the posts. Everyone, even poor Chico , was having fun. I agree should have just been locked. Oh well.

Sweeny79 said:

He was getting his ass served :LOL: Chico good people though. Props to Chico for having a sense of humor.

CtheUncanny said:

Mad respect for Chico!

So many suffer from the tears of a few.
Sacrafices were made to apease certain whiners who got
scaped up in battles they joined in on in threads that had
nothing to do with rhyming. "LONG LIVE DEEP POCKETS"


5/9 edit
[This message was edited Fri Aug 29 0:01:08 PDT 2003 by TheBORG]

yeah props to chico, das my motha fuka right there!!