Women are second class citizens.

Haystack said:

Don't worry Chris that one was on me!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

But can he resist the urge..?

I was always taought if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all so


Aww fuck it...

You are all stupid ugly losers who spend way too much time on the Internet. Why don't you all loose some weight and find something meaningful to spend your time on ?!

Haystack said:

mmm... MMM! MMM GAAIA GJLSDJGASDGL

chris, you smell like butt.

Sweeny79 said:

:NOD:
yes, i am.


in all seriousness, please do be careful to point the comments at me, i don't want anyone getting in trouble.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I knew i shouldn't have bought that get wild cologne

cborgman said:

If someone reads that and doesn't realize it was a joke, they are a stupid ugly loser!

Haystack said:

I think you have been foiled!

This bitch of Steel
Like the way my body feels
They don't need 2 put their hands on
But, ooh, it gets 'em gone
Thinkin' 'bout the way things might have been
In another ploy if U were my boy
And I don't mean one, but the 2 o' U every night (Ooh)


Lord knows I'd do my best
I mean it'd be a test
Baby in the middle, baby in the middle taking all requests


CHORUS:
Sissy 2 the left of me, sissy 2 the right
Come on, make a noise somebody - party 2night (Oh yeah!)
Sissy 2 the left of me, sissy 2 the right
Come on, make a noise somebody - party 2night (Oh yeah!)


The boy of Soul
Like the way my booty goes
They say the curves deserve another glance (Curves deserve)
Come on, pretty baby, give me a chance
2 prove my brotherhood
I'll make it real good
I'll do ya, I'll do ya, I'll do ya like U wanna should

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

i thought u were supposed to be insulting???

if they kick you outta here, I'll start a riot!

endorphin74 said:

And I'll be your Wingman!!!

Hey Chris! Ok...here goes:

People that that don't like everything that Prince puts out, that smell like 'Get Wild', that smell like butt, that don't like fritos (chili/cheese, FASS or otherwise), that are sissys and that won't hurry up and leave this site are sorry sacks of shit with no redeeming social qualities!!!

that didn't feel good i'd like you to know, but that's the best i can do. plus, i can't say anything homophobic b/c my cousin is gay and we tight like 'dat. he's also pretty phuckin' hot and single. hmmm...(considering a 'hook-up w/summer's cousin' thread...)

endorphin74 said:

love ya too hon, but if they did, it would be mostly my own fault. but i am gonna play nice.

The Bitch Is Back

I was justified when I was five
Raising cane, I spit in your eye
Times are changing, now the poor get fat
But the fever's gonna catch you
When the bitch gets back


Eat meat on Friday that's alright
Even like steak on a Saturday night
I can bitch the best at your social do's
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue


I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
`Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do


I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
I don't like those, my God, what's that
Oh it's full of nasty habits
When the bitch gets back


They better NOT kick out outta here... we need you!

madartista said:

that's why you are yummy chris

cborgman said:

Chris is on his knees
Begging like a dog
Begging for mercy
Crawling like a hog

Be my piggie, Chris
And I will be your daddy
I will work you like a pig
Make you go all giddy

summerdawn said:

I... love... fritos... now... have... seen... the ... LIGHT!!

god, that one was hard to do

gooeythehamster said:

daddy!

cborgman said:

cborgman said:

Did U ever hear the one about the pinwheel? (No)
That's the one where I put your legs behind your head
And real dirty like, I'ma spin U around
And grab U by the waist and pump U till I hear my baby say "Oww!"
That's what I know U like

gooeythehamster said:

:Drool:

gooeythehamster said:

dayum!!

cborgman said:

God SHUT UP!!! Do you EVER stop talking???

TwIsTeDmInD said:

sorry, you are right, i talk entirely too much, i am always just yap yap yapping away... oh, i am doing it now, aren't i? i'll shut up now.

cborgman said:

cborgman said:

See that? That word? That is all you had to say. But nooo, you had to waste precious seconds typing out all that jibber jabber, and making ME waste time by both explaining this to you and making sure I spelled jibber jabber right. JEEZ!