cborgman said:

nothing that would get me in trouble...im an

Chico319 said:

yawn edit.
[This message was edited Mon Aug 25 13:30:40 PDT 2003 by Cloudbuster]

Cloudbuster said:

exactly i the look i had on my face when you did it. followed by and then , but did keep clicking away on the cam!

Cloudflubber Kate Bush.

cborgman said:

Chico319 said:

And Kate Bush? She'd eat you for breakfast, mate.

justkelley said:

well maybe a pair of ardeo's underwear

Cloudbuster said:

You're right. I have seen that horse mouth and whale ass she's got!

justkelley said:

Tramp!

Chico319 said:

I thought this question was so original and interesting
that I decided I would use it as a good excuse to get
all the shit I had stocked up in there out of my car.
So if a cop were to have pulled me over and searched my
car, here's what he/she would have found:


[This includes the spaces beneath driver and passengerseat
the space behind&beneath the backseat, ON the backseat, in
the trunk and in the dashboard]


08 Empty AfterActivity drink bottles 0,35 ltrs

01 Empty Spa Lemon bottle 0,5 ltrs

02 Empty Coca Cola bottles 1,5 ltrs

19 Empty Cigarette packets

01 Full Cigarette packet

01 Pair of underpants with the following lyrics on them:

"There are a million men but for me, you are the only one"

[it was a gift, if I recall correct]

07 Lighters [1 electric]

12 CD's [NPS had slipped behind the backseat lol]

15 Euro's and some change behind the same backseat

03 Condoms, with

01 Packet of lube [where did the other 2 go???]

01 Coathanger

02 Dogbisquits

01 entrance ticket to Gaugain exhibition [nice]

35 Parkingvouchers

23 Grocery store receipts

01 sock

02 books ["The Aspern Papers" and "MacBeth"]

01 notebook with weird poetry I can't recall having written

05 pens [4 of which, nicked from work]

02 Pairs of shoes [sneakers and 'fancy restaurant' type]

01 Pair of unknown boxers

01 small bronze dolphin statue [who's is thát?]

03 sets of restaurant silverwear

16 pebbles

01 Postcards from Marbeilla reading:

"Greetings from Marbeilla, you bloated faggot
lots of sun and slippery cocks over here, so
how'r thing at your end?"

ah, how eloquent my friends are


02 marbles

01 garden implement [don't even ask]

01 packet of gum

01 woman's shoe [thrown at me in Germany, ran off with it]

07 plastic bags [nicked from work]

03 casette tapes [I don't even have a tapedeck in my car]

02 lobello lip balm [for cold winters, gimme a break]

01 cum-stained sweater

01 set of tools to fix a flat tire etc

04 jars of vitamins [TimeReleased C, B Complex, Iron & A/D]

02 small tubes of hand whipe disinfectant [nicked from work]

05 of something that looks like rabbit poop

01 bag of assorted, salted nuts [BBE 02-04-2001]

01 packet of prozac [old, I've switched to Efexor long since]

12 flyers for various stupid parties I never went to but
was handed anyway on the street becuz I look gullible

01 roll of toiletpaper [just in case]

01 silver ring [had been looking for that for ages]

03 photographs [1 of me, 1 of a friend, 1 of an ex "niccce"]

01 The "X files Movie" videotape [yummie]

01 tube of toothpaste [mint]

01 toothbrush

01 set of headphones

06 snickers bars [BBE 16-05-2002]

02 lottery tickets [won $2,50 on each, never collected it]

01 shoe-horn

01 flashlight

01 pair of sunglasses [broken]

01 miniature jar of peanutbutter [in glovebox comp no less ?#%!]

02 pairs of surgical rubber gloves [nicked from work]

01 colostomy bag [nicked from work, to scare unsuspecting dates]

01 fold-out chair

03 envelopes

09 movieshow tickets

02 macdonalds quaterpounder wrappers/boxes

01 undefinable object [most likely once been a banana]

02 boxes of staples [nicked from work]





There, that was it. Pfff. Now that all that shit is
out of there, I'm looking forward to filling her up again
with another 2 year's worth of filth. Yeeehaa.

Damn! What kind of car do you have? :LOL: That' a lot of shit! :LOL:

that's a big car!

Chico319 said:

Paisley said:

, and









The "Oh Shit, I'm Going To Jail" Edit
[This message was edited Mon Aug 25 13:41:31 PDT 2003 by Ardeo]

IstenSzek said:

awww thats so sweet...you cleaned out my car

Chico319 said:

It's only a Fiat Seicento. Very small car indeed. But I
am good at packing stuff into little places lol.

I could never take anyone except for someone who could
sit cuddled up on the passengerseat cuz there was too
much mess in there.

Cloudbuster said:

Enough already Cloudy. You must have some digestive system.

IstenSzek said:

justkelley said:

Are you Dutch too then?? Dutch people are famous for the
mess they keep in their cars.

Ardeo said:

Are we talkin panties, cum and handcuffs?
[This message was edited Mon Aug 25 13:43:54 PDT 2003 by Paisley]

I just realised that this thread [and more notably my own
post] gives my signature a whole new meaning.

IstenSzek said:

wuld you like to see how long you cn hold your breath in the back of my car?

cborgman said:

I'm sure you would have me gasping in extacy before long

Chico319 said:

Paisley said:

the kind that they put there to make sure they got a solid case.

IstenSzek said:

and out will come the camera

Paisley said:

bobby brown and whitney

Christopher said: