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Thread started 08/21/03 3:03am

chemmie

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NEVER use Nair on your scrote.

I usually keep a trim down in my nether-regions but the last couple times i have used Nair around there. This time I went a little too far and got some on my ballsac. GOD DAMN SONOFABITCH!!!

I think I burned my berrybasket off.


so take some advise and dont ever use Nair on your scrote!
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Reply #1 posted 08/21/03 3:04am

MrBliss

what's nair?
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Reply #2 posted 08/21/03 3:04am

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falloff

Ow, Chemmie, I am sorry...
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Reply #3 posted 08/21/03 3:07am

MrBliss

i say i say i say... what the bloody hell is nair?
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Reply #4 posted 08/21/03 3:10am

chemmie

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It is a hair removal cream. basically eats the hair off of your body.

it is great for anywhere on the body except your scrote(if you are a guy) or asscrack or maybe face (im not ballsy enough to try that! but i am ballsy enough to use it on my scrotum... hmmm...)


the "sensitive skin" formula smells like cucumbers and doesnt burn at all on other regions of the body. i hear the regular kind burns like hell though. just be careful with it.
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Reply #5 posted 08/21/03 3:10am

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MrBliss said:

i say i say i say... what the bloody hell is nair?


a "lotion" that chemically burns off hair... and smells like what i imagine the angel of death's vagina smells like


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Reply #6 posted 08/21/03 3:11am

chemmie

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cborgman said:

falloff

Ow, Chemmie, I am sorry...



eh... at least my region is clear for the next month or so! even if I do pay a hefty cost! sad
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Reply #7 posted 08/21/03 3:13am

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chemmie said:

cborgman said:

falloff

Ow, Chemmie, I am sorry...



eh... at least my region is clear for the next month or so! even if I do pay a hefty cost! sad


well, here is my way too personal Queer eye for the Org guy tip for you. If you want better head, make it easier on your woman. If you aren't already doing this, shave any hair on the base of your penis back to where it ocnnects to your pelvis. makes it much easier on her
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Reply #8 posted 08/21/03 3:13am

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i imagine what the angel of death's vagina smells like



i see
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Reply #9 posted 08/21/03 3:21am

chemmie

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cborgman said:

chemmie said:

cborgman said:

falloff

Ow, Chemmie, I am sorry...



eh... at least my region is clear for the next month or so! even if I do pay a hefty cost! sad


well, here is my way too personal Queer eye for the Org guy tip for you. If you want better head, make it easier on your woman. If you aren't already doing this, shave any hair on the base of your penis back to where it ocnnects to your pelvis. makes it much easier on her


i use my clippers with the shortest guard for the region above the johnson. Nair around it to give it that manicured look. If i didnt, that shit would be out of control, looking like the amazon.
my problem has always been the scrote. cant use a razor out of fear. cant use the clippers (caught myself with the clippers once, not as bad as the Nair but it bled and sucked hard.) and now Nair is out of the question.
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Reply #10 posted 08/21/03 4:18am

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U should try fire the next time. The hair will be gone in no time, and what few people know, scrote skin does not burn. Try it!
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Reply #11 posted 08/21/03 4:51am

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SpcMs said:

U should try fire the next time. The hair will be gone in no time

My IQ is 139


hmmm lol
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Reply #12 posted 08/21/03 4:57am

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I can't understand why men want to get rid of their body hair. I personally find it v. sexy and I believe quite a large number of straight women/gay men do, too. However, it's supposed to be unfashionable so I suppose that's why some men try to remove it.

Hmm, perhaps we could start an 'Org Body-Hair Pride Mafia'?
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Reply #13 posted 08/21/03 5:04am

chemmie

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Haystack said:

I can't understand why men want to get rid of their body hair. I personally find it v. sexy and I believe quite a large number of straight women/gay men do, too. However, it's supposed to be unfashionable so I suppose that's why some men try to remove it.

Hmm, perhaps we could start an 'Org Body-Hair Pride Mafia'?



I have a hairy belly and like it. but i cannot stand the amount of hair i have around my nether-regions. it is repulsive to me. that is why i trim and burn my sac with nair.

it is sooo red now. it hurts!!!
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Reply #14 posted 08/21/03 5:38am

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I have never before seen a thread with the word nether regions thrown around so much. This is quite disturbing. neutral
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Reply #15 posted 08/21/03 6:12am

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I have a hairy belly and like it. but i cannot stand the amount of hair i have around my nether-regions. it is repulsive to me. that is why i trim and burn my sac with nair.

it is sooo red now. it hurts!!![/quote]




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thats great :LOL:
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Reply #16 posted 08/21/03 6:17am

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:Lol: ROFLMAO!
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Reply #17 posted 08/21/03 6:21am

chemmie

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Im totally serious though. Dont ever try this at home. My bozac is the color of a red delicious apple now and burns like all hell.



but it is hairless! lol
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Reply #18 posted 08/21/03 6:53am

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you know what they say...

an apple a day...:LOL:
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Reply #19 posted 08/21/03 7:14am

Anxiety

Have you thought about waving your nutsack over an unstable nuclear reactor? Your offspring might come out looking like rejects from the X-Men, but I'm sure all that unsightly hair will fall right off, just like meat off Grammaw's Thanksgiving turkey.
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Reply #20 posted 08/21/03 7:45am

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Anxiety said:

Have you thought about waving your nutsack over an unstable nuclear reactor? Your offspring might come out looking like rejects from the X-Men, but I'm sure all that unsightly hair will fall right off, just like meat off Grammaw's Thanksgiving turkey.



Isnt Nair about the same thing as an unstable nuclear reactor?
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Reply #21 posted 08/21/03 10:27am

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justkelley said:

you know what they say...

an apple a day...:LOL:


...keeps ball hair away?

hmm
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Reply #22 posted 08/21/03 10:29am

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There is no emoticon for how hard I'm laughing at this thread.

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Reply #23 posted 08/21/03 11:09am

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Anxiety said:

Have you thought about waving your nutsack over an unstable nuclear reactor? Your offspring might come out looking like rejects from the X-Men, but I'm sure all that unsightly hair will fall right off, just like meat off Grammaw's Thanksgiving turkey.


THAT'S FUNNY SHIT!!!
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Reply #24 posted 08/21/03 11:44am

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I can certainly sympathize with you..

I put that shit on my legs once, and left it on a little to long.. Burnt the hell out of my shins...
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Reply #25 posted 08/21/03 12:21pm

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i used nair once on my legs & i had such a bad allergy to it, my legs were so red and burned! my God it was a nighmare! the only reason i used it was because i have sensitive skin to shave my legs the normal way...now i just use an electric razor or wax.
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Reply #26 posted 08/25/03 7:57am

chemmie

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Im better now!

but my scrote is still a little red.

lol
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Reply #27 posted 08/25/03 7:59am

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well...we are all glad that you and your balls are better hun...

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Reply #28 posted 08/25/03 8:01am

Christopher

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justkelley said:

well...we are all glad that you and your balls are better hun...

pat


kelly when you nair up your nuts...do you ever have this problem?
hmmm
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Reply #29 posted 08/25/03 9:33am

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Christopher said:

justkelley said:

well...we are all glad that you and your balls are better hun...

pat


kelly when you nair up your nuts...do you ever have this problem?
hmmm


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