Okay, please do not flame this person, but I have to share this. I swear it is the funniest post I have ever read.

From Prince:Music and More, concerning another orgers lack of enjoyment of the last few releases:

(the fritos are supposed to represent Prince, I think)

"As a child, used to love the shit outta Fritos. At some point in my life I developed a dislike for them. I don't run to my nearest grocery to buy a bag to see if I still like them because the last memory that I have of Fritos is that they taste the way feet and ass smell. I respect Fritos for the corn chips that they are, and I know some folks enjoy them. But eventually I made a conscious decision not to eat them because they didn't appeal to me. I'm not saying I will never eat another Frito again. But if I eat one it will be unbeknownst to me. I hope when I do they will taste as if they are reinvented."

and a few replies later:

Well, it was an analogy. A dumb analogy... but the point is a clear one that reinforces what you have been saying to all the haters. The moral of the story is..."If you don't like it, leave."

Oh, yea, the point of the analogy is real clear: If you don't like fritos... GET OUT!





"saddam loved him some fritos, saddam should really post more!" edit
[This message was edited Fri Aug 22 11:07:45 PDT 2003 by cborgman]

that was the funniest shit i've read in a long time. god that was funny...

I swear, i want to put it in my signature. It was the "showgirls" of posts... so bad it was fantastic!

i can't stop laughing. the funny thing is, i think they meant it to be serious.

you guys...


:NONO:



be nice





hahahaha

this was obviously very very important too them

that cat didn't specify which flavor he dislikes, now...plain or chili cheese?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

MAN! y'all ever had a frito pie? they're the bomb

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

i believe it was actually...feet and ass

i guess its a new flavor

justkelley said:

I know... part of me felt sorry for him or her, trying to take on King Sausage, who is, ya know, a REALLY intelligent orger who has been around forever, and knows how to deal with newbies, but... I just could not stop laughing.

justkelley said:

summerdawn said:

i think i might have had one a long time ago...they are the bomb!

cborgman said:

oooh, nooo!!!

okay, so i just went to the snack machine and got cheetos, but I came SO close to buying fritos even though i hate them, just cause of this post

cborgman said:

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i just noticed sumfin...summerdawn, your avatar and mine are eerily...similar. not cuz they're both pix of prince, but ummm...look...

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

oh, wow! you're right!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

WICKED!!! he does that shit all the time! i didn't even notice until you said that. oh to be those fingers...lol

summerdawn said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Wow The facial hair is almost the same too.

I just got off the phone with the Frito-Lays Company, the makers of Fritos, and they told me they would be happyy to sponsor the next celebration, and will hand out free sample packs of their newest flavor: Ass and Feet Fritos!

cborgman said:

sounds like it's gonna be an instant flavor favorite...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I swear, if I had his address, I would mail him a huge box of bags of fritos.

Hey...Lays is based out of TX.

summerdawn said:

Personally I hate fritos. it's like a really horrid version of a tortilla chip, but covered in grease and not very good.

cborgman said:

sweet...lets call them asseet fritos noone will know the difference...

its our secret

justkelley said:

or FASS fritos

summerdawn said:

FASS...thats it perfect

summerdawn said:

cborgman said:

now we have to come up with a logo...hmmm...Hands? You're the artsy pic queen right? Do yo thang girl!