So, ehm, what's the best way to tell my partner I'd rather
be just friends and not fuck anymore???

I don't know what's wrong with me, but I don't feel like
having sex anymore. It's too sticky, too complicated, too
smelly and sweaty. It makes me hungry and grumpy. Plus I
have to change the sheets ever other goddamn day.

How about, "go fuck your own damned self"?

AnotherLoverToo said:

Hmm, that would probably do the trick, altho I think we
might not be able to continue our friendship after that.

I really like this one, but I just can't muster up the
physical stamina to have a non-platonic relationship.

All this fucking every time, every day drives me insane.
I'll be busy doing the 'do' and meanwhile I'm also tryin
to think of what I'll put on my sandwich afterwards.

REDFEATHERS said:

Pretty soon, the excretion of Jizz will only be a blissful
memory since I'll have fucking run out of it.

I'm being drained here. This needs to stop. TO-DAY! I'm no
fucking jizz monkey.

:put your foot down:

IstenSzek said:

I wouldn't mind a daily fuck, but I can sympathise with the changing sheets bit. Maybe you should do it on the floor, or even better in the shower; cleaned and fucked at once.

Maybe you should just tell him that you wanna slow down a bit because you don't seem to be doing anything else.

zobilamouche said:

I tried having sex in the shower but since I'm the wuss
of all wusses, I can't stand it when I touch the cold
walls during the frolicking.

So now, whenever I have sex in a shower, all I think about
is: "Oh fuck just don't push me up against that cold wall"



I should probably consult a psychologist about these and
other matters sometime in the near future.

IstenSzek said:

lol! I love it in the shower... you know.. one thing I did a couple of times which is quite nice and keeps your butt warm: My b-friend would be in the shower and I would have just my jeans and tight boxers on. I would just walk into the shower and get it on with him. It's also a bit sticky but clean and warmer
And tha bathtub? that's great too you know!
[This message was edited Fri Aug 22 8:09:39 PDT 2003 by zobilamouche]

zobilamouche said:

Good answer!!!

IstenSzek said:

Oh you poor thang.

Geez, I'm turning into a bit of a drama queen aren't I?

Be upfront and basically lay your cards on the table. Gotta be honest.