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Szek's got some relationship prob again So, ehm, what's the best way to tell my partner I'd rather
be just friends and not fuck anymore??? I don't know what's wrong with me, but I don't feel like having sex anymore. It's too sticky, too complicated, too smelly and sweaty. It makes me hungry and grumpy. Plus I have to change the sheets ever other goddamn day. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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How about, "go fuck your own damned self"?
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AnotherLoverToo said: How about, "go fuck your own damned self"?
Hmm, that would probably do the trick, altho I think we might not be able to continue our friendship after that. I really like this one, but I just can't muster up the physical stamina to have a non-platonic relationship. All this fucking every time, every day drives me insane. I'll be busy doing the 'do' and meanwhile I'm also tryin to think of what I'll put on my sandwich afterwards. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Pretty soon, the excretion of Jizz will only be a blissful memory since I'll have fucking run out of it. I'm being drained here. This needs to stop. TO-DAY! I'm no fucking jizz monkey. :put your foot down: and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: REDFEATHERS said: Pretty soon, the excretion of Jizz will only be a blissful memory since I'll have fucking run out of it. I'm being drained here. This needs to stop. TO-DAY! I'm no fucking jizz monkey. :put your foot down: I wouldn't mind a daily fuck, but I can sympathise with the changing sheets bit. Maybe you should do it on the floor, or even better in the shower; cleaned and fucked at once. Maybe you should just tell him that you wanna slow down a bit because you don't seem to be doing anything else. The HQ-er formerly known as krokostimpy. | |
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zobilamouche said: I wouldn't mind a daily fuck, but I can sympathise with the changing sheets bit. Maybe you should do it on the floor, or even better in the shower; cleaned and fucked at once.
Maybe you should just tell him that you wanna slow down a bit because you don't seem to be doing anything else. I tried having sex in the shower but since I'm the wuss of all wusses, I can't stand it when I touch the cold walls during the frolicking. So now, whenever I have sex in a shower, all I think about is: "Oh fuck just don't push me up against that cold wall" I should probably consult a psychologist about these and other matters sometime in the near future. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: zobilamouche said: I wouldn't mind a daily fuck, but I can sympathise with the changing sheets bit. Maybe you should do it on the floor, or even better in the shower; cleaned and fucked at once.
Maybe you should just tell him that you wanna slow down a bit because you don't seem to be doing anything else. I tried having sex in the shower but since I'm the wuss of all wusses, I can't stand it when I touch the cold walls during the frolicking. So now, whenever I have sex in a shower, all I think about is: "Oh fuck just don't push me up against that cold wall" I should probably consult a psychologist about these and other matters sometime in the near future. lol! I love it in the shower... you know.. one thing I did a couple of times which is quite nice and keeps your butt warm: My b-friend would be in the shower and I would have just my jeans and tight boxers on. I would just walk into the shower and get it on with him. It's also a bit sticky but clean and warmer And tha bathtub? that's great too you know! [This message was edited Fri Aug 22 8:09:39 PDT 2003 by zobilamouche] The HQ-er formerly known as krokostimpy. | |
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zobilamouche said: IstenSzek said: REDFEATHERS said: Pretty soon, the excretion of Jizz will only be a blissful memory since I'll have fucking run out of it. I'm being drained here. This needs to stop. TO-DAY! I'm no fucking jizz monkey. :put your foot down: I wouldn't mind a daily fuck, but I can sympathise with the changing sheets bit. Maybe you should do it on the floor, or even better in the shower; cleaned and fucked at once. Maybe you should just tell him that you wanna slow down a bit because you don't seem to be doing anything else. Good answer!!! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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IstenSzek said: So, ehm, what's the best way to tell my partner I'd rather
be just friends and not fuck anymore??? I don't know what's wrong with me, but I don't feel like having sex anymore. It's too sticky, too complicated, too smelly and sweaty. It makes me hungry and grumpy. Plus I have to change the sheets ever other goddamn day. Oh you poor thang. | |
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Geez, I'm turning into a bit of a drama queen aren't I? and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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