First off, lets get crackin with those little punks who make to much fuss. BLABLABLA I WANT I WANT Well this ought to shut them up. The kiddy cage!

Afoordably priced at 100 dollars, the patented Kiddy Cage gives parents the security of knowing that their valuables are perfectly safe from the clumsy hands of children while they're away. Equipped with a 48-hour feeder and water supply, the Kiddy Cage is perfect for those special weekend getaways from the kids, or just those days when you don't feel like dealing with them.
And also, we have a item that the kiddos will either love or have nightmares about everynight. It is a giant, inflateable polar bear!

Because seriously how many times have you said to yourself, "Gee, I wish I had a giant inflatable polar bear?" Well, now's the time to turn your dreams into reality. This 90 foot-tall, anatomically-correct polar bear is the perfect addition to any garden or landscape. Just imagine how impressed your children will be when they first notice those giant, jet-black eyes staring into their bedrooms. So be the first one on your block to own a giant inflatable polar bear. Because no backyard (or childs dreams) is complete without one.
Last thing on the list, is for those young ones who deserve a beat down, but suffer from being a hemophiliac. This is a toy that they will cherish forever, and serves as a reminder "not to touch the merchandise". Its: Bleedy Smurf!

This new Smurf from Jumbly Park is one dickens of a bleeder. Kids will love Bleedy Smurf's wacky inability to get his blood to clot. One little paper cut and Bleedy starts bleeding. And bleeding and bleeding and bleeding! Will it ever stop? Not with the Jumbly-sized bag of cow's blood that's included with every order. So order your Bleedy Smurf today.

you are a sick, yet precious bastard!!!

Hmmm, Purplelu, I have no idea who you are, and I thank you for the compliment. But, I have no idea who you are, so back off.

2 ls around purple? Maddness! edit
[This message was edited Thu Aug 21 16:07:21 PDT 2003 by TwIsTeDmInD]

How awful!

Oh come on, you know you liked the Polar Bear

That was hilarious!!!

TwIsTeDmInD said:

I rest my point!

TwIsTeDmInD said:

precious?...nah... Twisted?... oh hell yes without question, there is no doubt in whats left of my brain, that u are a Twisted person

OMG YOU HAVE A BRAIN??? Oh, I kid, kind of. Anyhoo, you might want to place a order for the Kiddy Cage. One of those people you will beat down is bound to have that little darling.

TwIsTeDmInD said:

dont make me come over there

Dont make me get out the Bleedy Smurf

Chico319 said:

Thanks Chico, I see SOME people understand me
*coughcough*PurpleJackson*coughcough*

TwIsTeDmInD said:

ohhh so u wanna play rough ayyy???

Not really. I tend to not want to be scratched.

TwIsTeDmInD said:

muaaahhahahaha

Hey now, you had to much of the Seizure Cola. You are getting a time out Finess!

Vultures are circling the dead.

TwIsTeDmInD said:

i go play TROOOGDOOORRR

Nice Finess. He comes in the niiight!!!

Cloudbuster, that is not nice. My devices are for maiming. Not killing.

TwIsTeDmInD said:

Well okay they could be used to kill but that is your business, not mine!

TwIsTeDmInD said:

I say you should capture Finess Cloud. Perhaps inflate the polar bear in his room, have the eyes poking in his bedroom door.

Beatdown items? Household items is more like it.

TwIsTeDmInD said:

Sounds good.

Hey, take a few of the smurfs with you, he might think twice about hitting you , giving you the oppurtunity to skeeedaddle!

TwIsTeDmInD said:

Ooh! Smurfs.

Finess said:

While he's resting his point, I say we beat him back into submission, DJ. Where did we lose control of Twisted? This is a horrible lab experiment gone wrong.


I can't speeel edit
[This message was edited Thu Aug 21 18:42:40 PDT 2003 by 32Flavors]