Shouldn't your signature read:

Say unto your FART, "peace, be still--DAYUM, what was it I ATE?!"



(I am so lucky that you love me so much! )
[This message was edited Thu Aug 21 8:29:50 PDT 2003 by AnotherLoverToo]

you little shit...

Let's change people's signatures...

Like for me:

"Sometimes I've had sex with as many as six impossible things before breakfast!"

or how about...

"Say until you fart, 'Pants be still!'"

or

"Say unto your pants, fart be still!"

Or;

A strange place. The only winning move is to flame.

Lleena said:

sag10 said:

Sageth!

sag10 said:

Or, "a strange FACE. The only winning move is to "

AnotherLoverToo said:

or


"Sometimes I've licked as many as six gerbils balls before breakfast"

Lleena said:

Or, "A strange rash on my vagina--the only winning move is to go to the doctor"! Good idea, Llee-Llee!

(Haystack and Cloudbuster should get in on this thread, they'd like it)

AnotherLoverToo said:

"Sometimes I scratch my itch in public before breakfast"

AnotherLoverToo said:

Or, wait, I mean BustaMeekle should get in on the action. He/She/They seem to be away for the moment, though

Lleena said:

Six times before breakfast I scratch, in fact!

Be back gotta go see a client! This is real.

~"Sometimes I've bent over in as many as six immoral flings before breakfast".~

applekisses said:

Your signature is too long to change around much...

Lemme work on it...

Speaking of work Gotta GOOO...

AnotherLoverToo said:

'Be my arousal in my midnight erection
When I wake, be my cock's oral-stimulation
Come and fill, come and fill your beef curtains with my cum
Come and play, come and play with my nipples until I shoot'

~"Sometimes I've retrieved as many as six impossible things from my anus before breakfast".~

A strange lump on my clitoris. The only winning move is not to play with it.

Say unto your daughter, "Please, go on the pill!" .

Impotence Hotline - could you please hold it up.