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BEING PREPARED... My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low-cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and tossed them down to me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are so happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car. I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME ™ | |
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LMAO!!! Oh I needed that lil laugh | |
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good one THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
the original org kisser...:K: proud member of the 4F | |
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Hella funny!! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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:LOL: | |
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I knew this had to be a joke, Bad. Who is SweeTea? | |
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That was funny... I read that the other day
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Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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2 funny | |
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penelopeperriwinkle said: I knew this had to be a joke, Bad.
Yeah, cos you know i woulda fucked a long time before that. And the momma too I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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LMAO Fuckin funny man..!! -------------------------------------------------
MENACE TO SOBRIETY | |
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:LOL: Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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when i read it it was the girl's hot mother. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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What I find funny about it is the suggestion that the definition of a "good man" is someone who would refuse to fuck his fiancée's sister I mean, that test needs better coverage dammit | |
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:LOL: :LOL: Dont leave home without'em. | |
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Paisley said: :LOL: :LOL: Dont leave home without'em.
I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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00769BAD said: Paisley said: :LOL: :LOL: Dont leave home without'em.
I dont see a picture, just an X | |
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OH...MY...GOD! | |
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Beautiful! (sniff) "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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