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PrintableCatherine Zeta-Jones, Queen Latifah - Class
VELMA Whatever happened to fair dealing? And pure ethics And nice manners? Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass? Whatever happened to class? MATRON Class. Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?" And, "Yes, thank you?" And, "How charming?" Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass Whatever happened to class? VELMA AND MATRON Class! Ah, there ain't no gentlemen To open up the doors There ain't no ladies now, There's only pigs and whores And even kids'll knock ya down So's they can pass Nobody's got no class! VELMA Whatever happened to old values? MATRON And fine morals? VELMA And good breeding? MATRON Now, no one even says "oops" when they're Passing their gas Whatevcer happened to class? VELMA Class VELMA AND MATRON Ah, there ain't no gentlemen That's fit for any use And any girl'd touch your privates For a deuce MATRON And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass VELMA And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass VELMA AND MATRON Nobody's got no class! VELMA All you read about today is rape and theft MATRON Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left? VELMA AND MATRON Nobody's got no class! MATRON Every guy is a snut VELMA Every girl is a twat MATRON Holy shit VELMA Holy shit MATRON What a shame VELMA What a shame VELMA AND MATRON What became of class? | |
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magnificentsynthesizer667 said: Sweeny79 said: magnificentsynthesizer667 said: Sweeny79 said: magnificentsynthesizer667 said:   Here have one of these.  You have been just waiting on that haven't you  sweeny said: Prop me up with another pill
NO you just asked remember? Vicoden please? In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Last night when I left U I was so sure
that we'd b 2gether 4ever and 4 days And now my shade of blue couldn't get much bluer I don't even know what I did 2 make U go away I could possibly stage a front and play the cool 1 Heart in my hand, tryin' 2 hold back every cry But who would applaud me when its U my 1 and only who ever gave me a good reason not 2 die Excuse me, but is this really Goodbye? 
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Could you be
The most beautiful girl in the world Uh It’s plain to see You’re the reason that God made a girl Ooh When the day Turns into the last day of all time I can say I hope you are in these arms of mine And when the night Falls before that day I will cry, I’ll cry Tears of joy ‘Cause after you all one can do is die Oh...ho...ho...oh...oh... Could you be The most beautiful girl in the world Could you be It’s plain to see You’re the reason that God made a girl Oh, yes, you are How can I Get through days when I can’t get through hours, mmm I can try But when I do I see you and I’m devoured, oh, yes Who’d allow, who’d allow A face to be soft as a flower I could bow [Bow down] And feel proud in the light of this power Oh...ho...yes...oh...ho... Could you be, could you be The most beautiful girl in the world Could you be It’s plain to see You’re the reason that God made a girl Oh, yes, you are And if the stars Ever fell one by one from the sky I know Mars Could not be, uh, too far behind ‘Cause baby, this kind of beauty Has got no reason to ever be shy ‘Cause honey, this kind of beauty Is the kind that comes from inside Could you be, could you be The most beautiful girl in the world So beautiful, beautiful It’s plain to see, plain to see You’re the reason that God made a girl Ho...ho...ho...yeah... Could you be The most beautiful girl in the world You, you must be a, oh...yeah It’s plain to see, ooh...ooh... You’re the reason that God made a girl You’re the reason, hey, hoo, yeah [This message was edited Wed Oct 1 0:02:11 PDT 2003 by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld] | |
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I'm waiting for the night to fall
I know that it will save us all When everything's dark Keeps us from the stark reality I'm waiting for the night to fall When everything is bearable And there in the still All that you feel Is tranquility There is a star in the sky Guiding my way with its light And in the glow of the moon Know my deliverance will come soon I'm waiting for the night to fall I know that it will save us all When everything's dark Keeps us from the stark reality I'm waiting for the night to fall When everything is bearable And there in the still All that you feel Is tranquility There is the sound in the calm Someone is coming to harm I press my hands to my ears It's easier here just to forget fear And when I squinted The world seemed rose-tinted And angels appeared to descend To my surprise With half-closed eyes Things looked even better Than when they were opened Been waiting for the night to fall I knew that it would save us all Now everything's dark Keeps us from the stark reality Been waiting for the night to fall Now everything is bearable And here in the still All that you feel Is tranquility | |
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Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,... Always look on the bright side of death, [whistle] Just before you draw your terminal breath. [whistle] Life's a piece of shit, When you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true. You'll see it's all a show. Keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And... Always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the right side of life. [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said:  "Aye faart in yor generaal directioon!" | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,... Always look on the bright side of death, [whistle] Just before you draw your terminal breath. [whistle] Life's a piece of shit, When you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true. You'll see it's all a show. Keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And... Always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the right side of life. [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle]  | |
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gooeythehamster said: JDINTERACTIVE said: "Aye faart in yor generaal directioon!" 
Yeah, I did an eggy 1 as I left through the front door. Bitch. | |
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Have you ever been stabbed in the back
By someone you thought was really cool Did they steal your heart or was it money Or was it lies they told Strangers just disguised as your friends Never again ‘cause now you know That friends will let you down Friends won’t be around When you need them most Where are your friend Friends are hard to find Friends, yours and mine I’m talkin’ ‘bout your friends Smiles they hide behind Never know what’s on their mind Could be true deception Jealousy and envy reign They never want to see you get ahead They just hold you back Friends will let you down Friends won’t be around When you need them most Where are your friend, oh, oh Friends are hard to find Friends, yours and mine I’m talkin’ ‘bout your friends Friends are hard to find, so be careful You could find an inch or mile if I pay you But some ain’t that bad, but one might back stab To get the fake tips of what one might have Bite the hand that feeds you, leave the people who need you For those who hold you back and mislead you To be a needle, don’t get lead on unleaded The wrong direction, a dead end’s next then Heed the detour, life’s like a seesaw The ups and downs, and I’ll bet there’ll be more Potholes and obstacles in our path, that’s righteous At times you need a hand to fight this Way of life, straighten up, take the door to the placid And don’t you act two-faced ‘Cause jealousy and envy, and you still act friendly You could find the end and pretend to be Friends will let you down Friends won’t be around When you need them most Where are your friends, yeah Friends are hard to find Friends, yours and mine I’m talkin’ ‘bout your friends Used to me kiss me, tell me you missed me But now you try to glaze me, play me and diss me Uh, wide awake, ready to break, so we argue What happened to the kisses, and, "Why, how are you?" Forgot about the times when I rhymed when I bathed you Dreams was the only little things that I gave you You still ain’t thankful, you’re still complainin’ Used to be a quiet storm, but now it’s rainin’ Farther than ever, I’m thinkin’ whether If we should be friends, let it end, is it better To forget or remember, your body’s tender The rhymes that I send her, makes her surrender The feeling of capture, caught in a rapture No woman can match ya, so when I’m lookin’ at ya Paint a perfect picture so you can remember me But you can find the end if you pretend to be Friends will let you down Friends won’t be around When you need them most Where are your friends, oh, oh Friends are hard to find Friends, yours and mine I’m talkin’ ‘bout your friends Friends will let you down Friends won’t be around When you need them most Where are your friends, yeah Friends are hard to find Friends, yours and mine | |
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no one's picking up the phone
guess it's me and me and this little masochist she's ready to confess all the things that i never thought that she could feel and hey jupiter nothings been the same so are you gay are you blue thought we both could use a friend to run to and i thought i wouldn't have to be with you something new sometimes i breathe you in and i know you know and sometimes you take a swim found your writing on my wall if my hearts soaking wet boy your boots can leave a mess hey jupiter nothings been the same so are you gay are you blue thought we both could use a friend to run to and i thought you wouldn't have to keep with me hiding thought i knew myself so well all the dolls i had took my leather off the shelf your apocalypse was fab for a girl who couldn't choose between the shower or the bath and i thought i wouldn't have to be with you a magazine no one's picking up the phone guess it's clear he's gone and this little masochist is lifting up her dress guess i thought i could never feel the things i feel hey jupiter so are you gay are you blue thought we both could use a friend to run to hey jupiter nothing's been the same so are you safe now we're through thought we both could use a friend to run to hey jupiter  | |
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When you're down and troubled
And you need some love and care And nothin', no nothin' is goin' right Just close your eyes and think of me And soon I'll be there to brighten up Yeah, even your darkest night You just call out my name And you know, wherever I am I'll come a-runnin' To see you again Winter, spring, summer or fall All you have to do is call And I'll be there, yeah I will You've got a freind When the sky above you Grows dark and full of clouds And that old north wind He begins to blow Here's what you do baby Keep your head together And call my name out loud And soon you'll hear me Knockin' at your door Oh yes I will, yes I will You just call out my name And you know, wherever I am I'll come a-runnin' To see you again Ain't it good to know That you've got a freind People can be so cold They'll hurt you and desert you And take your soul if you let them Oh, don't let them Winter, spring, summer or fall All you have to do is call And I'll be there, yes I will You've got a freind, yes you do You've got a freind, yes you do Right till the end, for you Ain't it good to know Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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More Today Than Yesterday
Spiral Starecase - written by Pat Upton I don't remember what day it was I didn't notice what time it was All I know is that I fell in love with you And if all my dreams come true I'll be spending time with you Every day's a new day in love with you With each day comes a new way of loving you Every time I kiss your lips my mind starts to wander And if all my dreams come true I'll be spending time with you Oh, I love you more today than yesterday But not as much as tomorrow I love you more today than yesterday But, darling, not as much as tomorrow Tomorrow's date means springtime's just a day away Cupid, we don't need ya now, be on your way I thank the lord for love like ours that grows ever stronger And if all my dreams come true I'll be spending time with you Oh, I love you more today than yesterday But not as much as tomorrow I love you more today than yesterday But only half as much as tomorrow Every day's a new day, every time I love ya Every way's a new way, every time I love ya Every day's a new day, oh, how I love ya | |
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Play Dead
Darling stop confusing me With your wishful thinking Hopeful embraces Don't you understand? I have to go through this I belong to here where No-one cares and no-one loves No light no air to live in A place called hate The city of fear I play dead It stops the hurting I play dead And the hurting stops It's sometimes just like sleeping Curling up inside my private tortures I nestle into pain Hug suffering Caress every ache I play dead, It stops the hurting | |
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Chico319 said: Play Dead
Darling stop confusing me With your wishful thinking Hopeful embraces Don't you understand? I have to go through this I belong to here where No-one cares and no-one loves No light no air to live in A place called hate The city of fear I play dead It stops the hurting I play dead And the hurting stops It's sometimes just like sleeping Curling up inside my private tortures I nestle into pain Hug suffering Caress every ache I play dead, It stops the hurting chico, dahling!!  [This message was edited Wed Oct 1 11:51:34 PDT 2003 by irresistibleb1tch] | |
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'It's in the trees!
It's coming!' When I was a child: Running in the night, Afraid of what might be Hiding in the dark, Hiding in the street, And of what was following me... Now hounds of love are hunting. I've always been a coward, And I don't know what's good for me. Here I go! It's coming for me through the trees. Help me, someone! Help me, please! Take my shoes off, And throw them in the lake, And I'll be Two steps on the water. I found a fox Caught by dogs. He let me take him in my hands. His little heart, It beats so fast, And I'm ashamed of running away From nothing real-- I just can't deal with this, But I'm still afraid to be there, Among your hounds of love, And feel your arms surround me. I've always been a coward, And never know what's good for me. Oh, here I go! Don't let me go! Hold me down! It's coming for me through the trees. Help me, darling, Help me, please! Take my shoes off And throw them in the lake, And I'll be Two steps on the water. I don't know what's good for me. I don't know what's good for me. I need your love love love love love, yeah! Your love! Take your shoes off And throw them in the lake! Do you know what I really need? Do you know what I really need? I need love love love love love, yeah! | |
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Sweet Bird
by Joni Mitchell --- Out on some borderline Some mark of inbetween I lay down golden in time And woke up vanishing Sweet bird you are Briefer than a falling star All these vain promises on beauty jars Somewhere with your wings on time You must be laughing Behind our eyes Calendars of our lives Circled with compromise Sweet bird of time and change You must be laughing Up on your feathers laughing Golden in time Cities under the sand Power ideals and beauty Fading in everyone's hand Give me some time I feel like I'm losing mine Out here on this horizon line With the earth spinning And the sky forever rushing No one knows They can never get that close Guesses at most Guesses based on what each set of time and change is touching Guesses based on what each set of time and change is touching Guesses based on what each set of time and change is touching | |
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Tom said: Sweet Bird
by Joni Mitchell Love that song!  | |
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People’s Parties
All the people at this party They’ve got a lot of style They’ve got stamps of many countries They’ve got passport smiles Some are friendly Some are cutting Some are watching it from the wings Some are standing in the center Giving to get something Photo beauty gets attention Then her eye paint’s running down She’s got a rose in her teeth And a lampshade crown One minute she’s so happy Then she’s crying on someone’s knee Saying laughing and crying You know it’s the same release I told you when I met you I was crazy Cry for us all beauty Cry for eddie in the corner Thinking he’s nobody And jack behind his joker And stone-cold grace behind her fan And me in my frightened silence Thinking I don’t understand I feel like I’m sleeping Can you wake me You seem to have a broader sensibility I’m just living on nerves and feelings With a weak and a lazy mind And coming to peoples parties Fumbling deaf dumb and blind I wish I had more sense of humor Keeping the sadness at bay Throwing the lightness on these things Laughing it all away Laughing it all away Laughing it all away [This message was edited Wed Oct 1 13:02:42 PDT 2003 by magnificentsynthesizer667] | |
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Although you're an Ice King Everything that you gave to me Comes from the destitute and the torn I can't live this life no more Just another wasted on Like a fallen star in Babylon You said I was your princess baby I told you certain things you can't possess So let me go let me go Cause I [CHORUS] I've given until I break The ground beneath us quakes How can we grow when we've only begun Forsaken beneath the sun Although I've seen your wickedness I still love your effervesence And I know that loving you dont't make no sense But I guess that's why I like it Just another priceless pawn All our dreams are now forgone You said I was your princess baby I told you certain things you can't possess So let me go let me go [CHORUS] I've given until I break The ground beneath us quakes How can we grow when we've only begun Forsaken beneath the sun | |
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magnificentsynthesizer667 said: Although you're an Ice King Everything that you gave to me Comes from the destitute and the torn I can't live this life no more Just another wasted on Like a fallen star in Babylon You said I was your princess baby I told you certain things you can't possess So let me go let me go Cause I [CHORUS] I've given until I break The ground beneath us quakes How can we grow when we've only begun Forsaken beneath the sun Although I've seen your wickedness I still love your effervesence And I know that loving you dont't make no sense But I guess that's why I like it Just another priceless pawn All our dreams are now forgone You said I was your princess baby I told you certain things you can't possess So let me go let me go [CHORUS] I've given until I break The ground beneath us quakes How can we grow when we've only begun Forsaken beneath the sun Res's debut album is FANTASTIC | |
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