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Thread started 08/15/03 3:49pm

DoctorNickRivi
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Kelly Osbourne

as a doctor, i say we should preserve life

but as a human being, i say we lynch this bitch
"Don't worry, you won't feel a thing....till I jam this down your throat!"
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Reply #1 posted 08/15/03 3:49pm

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Shut up, and do the lyposuction doctor. And dont call her a hippo!
Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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Reply #2 posted 08/15/03 3:50pm

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TwIsTeDmInD said:

Shut up, and do the lyposuction doctor. And dont call her a hippo!


falloff

lets hope she didnt hear me...i told i was using sleeping gas...it's actually "NEW CAR SMELL"

falloff
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Reply #3 posted 08/15/03 3:51pm

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!!! NEW CAR SMELL? MY GOD MAN! SHE HAS SO MANY CARS SHE IS IMMUNE! GIVE HER SOMETHING BEFORE SHE CRUSHES YOU!
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Reply #4 posted 08/15/03 3:54pm

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ok, it's a standoff between helium in this balloon i got for my kid from Disney Land

and the Theatre Nurse had mexican food for lunch, so...
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Reply #5 posted 08/15/03 3:55pm

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Well, nurses are expendable, just throw her in the way.
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Reply #6 posted 08/15/03 3:55pm

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oh hey, she's not that bad c'mon
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Reply #7 posted 08/15/03 3:55pm

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I'd screw her, just so I can say I've been in the Osbourne family.
"You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain"
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Reply #8 posted 08/15/03 3:55pm

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Like some kind of NurseBomb!
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Reply #9 posted 08/15/03 3:56pm

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XxAxX said:

oh hey, she's not that bad c'mon


well, i did charge her an extortionate amount for her stomach tuck and buttock suck hmmm
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Reply #10 posted 08/15/03 3:57pm

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TwIsTeDmInD said:

Like some kind of NurseBomb!


nod

u got it my boy! now...back 2 the operating place wave
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Reply #11 posted 08/15/03 3:57pm

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DoctorNickRiviera said:

XxAxX said:

oh hey, she's not that bad c'mon


well, i did charge her an extortionate amount for her stomach tuck and buttock suck hmmm



Liar, I did the buttock suck myself with my mouth!
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Reply #12 posted 08/15/03 3:57pm

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TwistedMind Disclaimer: Before people get mad at me and I have to hide in a box, I actually like Kelly.






Its Jack I cant stand evil smile
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Reply #13 posted 08/15/03 4:02pm

Anxiety

I don't mind her as, like, a guest on Hollywood Squares or something...but please Lord, for the love of all that's good and decent and merciful, don't make me listen to her music ever again.
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Reply #14 posted 08/16/03 12:12am

JDINTERACTIVE

I heart Kelly. She's sweet and cool. In fact I think The Osbournes R a very nice and polite family. Sure they swear a lot but they R never mean and nasty.
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Reply #15 posted 08/16/03 4:21am

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She can put than enormous mouth of hers round my veiny love joy anytime.
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