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have you ever... passed gassed when someone was perfomring oral sex on you? what did you do? Let the rain come down...17 days.... | |
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Blocked my nose. | |
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althom said: Blocked my nose.
were you freaking out -- like "fuck i just farted in this person's face that's buried in my crotch?!!!" Let the rain come down...17 days.... | |
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purplegypsy said: althom said: Blocked my nose.
were you freaking out -- like "fuck i just farted in this person's face that's buried in my crotch?!!!" Errr...no. I was thinking of other things. | |
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nope... never | |
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Moderator | This reminds me of Mallrats:
Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her? T.S. Quint: No, why do you ask? Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me. T.S. Quint: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating... Brodie: She was going down on me at the time. T.S. Quint: [Retches] Brodie: What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt. T.S. Quint: If all she did was dump you, you got off light. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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