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oh, please, someone cheer me up... today has been a horrid day.
i am exhausted, didn't get enough sleep, my best friends are divorcing, and i want to drive to their city to comfort them both, but am too broke, work has been a clusterfuck today, and on top of it i was late with my car payment this month... someone do something fun or funny, please? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Chris, ...I love turning out gay guys, you wanna be next? | |
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teller said: okay, actually, that did make me smile. thank u teller. man, i lvoe the skelton cards. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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stymie said: Chris, ...I love turning out gay guys, you wanna be next?
ooh, i don't think sex is gonna help today, but thank you. ya made me smile Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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hope you feel better soon...just be glad that a piano hasn't fallen on you today. Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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What are the useless bits of flesh around the vagina called?
The woman! ___ | |
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teller said: hope you feel better soon...just be glad that a piano hasn't fallen on you today.
ah, yes, the looney tunes method of happiness... Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Haystack said: What are the useless bits of flesh around the vagina called?
The woman! ___ from a gay man, no less... Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Would it cheer you up if I admitted to having a dizzy pussy?
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MENACE TO SOBRIETY | |
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pejman said: Would it cheer you up if I admitted to having a dizzy pussy?
--- oddly enough, i never get tired of seeing that clip. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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although it alwas makes me wonder why the put a scrunchie on the cat's neck Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Stolen from Red's beautiful flower thread:
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Christopher Borgman, u have a post waiting for u in the flowers thread. | |
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just for you Chris, I hope you feel better.
http://www.geocities.com/...dsm/22.jpg My weekend was horrible too and I look at this to pick me up ---------------------------------
Funny and charming as usual | |
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jthad1129 said: just for you Chris, I hope you feel better.
http://www.geocities.com/...dsm/22.jpg My weekend was horrible too and I look at this to pick me up that was unexpected! he is overbuff, but yummy Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: jthad1129 said: just for you Chris, I hope you feel better.
http://www.geocities.com/...dsm/22.jpg My weekend was horrible too and I look at this to pick me up that was unexpected! he is overbuff, but yummy shall i find you a Twinky Dinky? ---------------------------------
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jthad1129 said: cborgman said: jthad1129 said: just for you Chris, I hope you feel better.
http://www.geocities.com/...dsm/22.jpg My weekend was horrible too and I look at this to pick me up that was unexpected! he is overbuff, but yummy shall i find you a Twinky Dinky? not too skinny though. waifs make me want to beat them senseless Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: Haystack said: What are the useless bits of flesh around the vagina called?
The woman! ___ from a gay man, no less... Oh well, if you don't like my joke, then try this link. http://group.freegayspace...s/ht1.html Just scroll down a bit, take a look in gallery 1, 2, or 3 and then... | |
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oy... the day just got worse...
we have the last week of daycamps today, and the 8-12 year olds have a camp called video production, where they learn filmaking. the teacher turns on the video from a previous camp as an example. the video ends, and the tape keep srunning, and apparently later on the tape is porn, whcih the kids get a good glimpse of. oh, god... there is gonna be hell to pay for someone, and as the front line of customer service, guess who is gonna get to field most of the phone calls... Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: oy... the day just got worse...
we have the last week of daycamps today, and the 8-12 year olds have a camp called video production, where they learn filmaking. the teacher turns on the video from a previous camp as an example. the video ends, and the tape keep srunning, and apparently later on the tape is porn, whcih the kids get a good glimpse of. oh, god... there is gonna be hell to pay for someone, and as the front line of customer service, guess who is gonna get to field most of the phone calls... Tell the parents it's not as bad as beeing exhausted, not getting enough sleep, having your friends divorce and not having enough money to go out and confort them, and on top of that beeing late with your car payment. If that doesn't help u can always refer them to http://www.geocities.com/...dsm/22.jpg Take care! [This message was edited Mon Aug 11 11:42:52 PDT 2003 by SpcMs] "It's better 2 B hated 4 what U R than 2 B loved 4 what U R not."
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cborgman said: jthad1129 said: cborgman said: jthad1129 said: just for you Chris, I hope you feel better.
http://www.geocities.com/...dsm/22.jpg My weekend was horrible too and I look at this to pick me up that was unexpected! he is overbuff, but yummy shall i find you a Twinky Dinky? not too skinny though. waifs make me want to beat them senseless And to think...this waif was gonna come in here and cheer you up! Hope you feel better 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: cborgman said: jthad1129 said: cborgman said: jthad1129 said: just for you Chris, I hope you feel better.
http://www.geocities.com/...dsm/22.jpg My weekend was horrible too and I look at this to pick me up that was unexpected! he is overbuff, but yummy shall i find you a Twinky Dinky? not too skinny though. waifs make me want to beat them senseless And to think...this waif was gonna come in here and cheer you up! Hope you feel better that's different sugar, you have personality Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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SpcMs said: cborgman said: oy... the day just got worse...
we have the last week of daycamps today, and the 8-12 year olds have a camp called video production, where they learn filmaking. the teacher turns on the video from a previous camp as an example. the video ends, and the tape keep srunning, and apparently later on the tape is porn, whcih the kids get a good glimpse of. oh, god... there is gonna be hell to pay for someone, and as the front line of customer service, guess who is gonna get to field most of the phone calls... Tell the parents it's not as bad as beeing exhausted, not getting enough sleep, having your friends divorce and not having enough money to go out and confort them, and on top of that beeing late with your car payment. do you think that will work? at this point, i am about willing to try it or just go home sick for the rest of the day Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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U have a cute and warm face. And thats me, telling U. Im even going 2 dance in Ur honour...
Uh oh, uh oh, Im gonna, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, Im gonna | |
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cborgman said: SpcMs said: cborgman said: oy... the day just got worse...
we have the last week of daycamps today, and the 8-12 year olds have a camp called video production, where they learn filmaking. the teacher turns on the video from a previous camp as an example. the video ends, and the tape keep srunning, and apparently later on the tape is porn, whcih the kids get a good glimpse of. oh, god... there is gonna be hell to pay for someone, and as the front line of customer service, guess who is gonna get to field most of the phone calls... Tell the parents it's not as bad as beeing exhausted, not getting enough sleep, having your friends divorce and not having enough money to go out and confort them, and on top of that beeing late with your car payment. do you think that will work? at this point, i am about willing to try it or just go home sick for the rest of the day Or you could program 'Mad Sex' as the hold-tune on your phone. That will scare them away. "It's better 2 B hated 4 what U R than 2 B loved 4 what U R not."
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JDINTERACTIVE said: U have a cute and warm face. And thats me, telling U. Im even going 2 dance in Ur honour...
Uh oh, uh oh, Im gonna, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, Im gonna awww, thank u, JD Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: cborgman said: jthad1129 said: cborgman said: jthad1129 said: just for you Chris, I hope you feel better.
http://www.geocities.com/...dsm/22.jpg My weekend was horrible too and I look at this to pick me up that was unexpected! he is overbuff, but yummy shall i find you a Twinky Dinky? not too skinny though. waifs make me want to beat them senseless And to think...this waif was gonna come in here and cheer you up! Hope you feel better that's different sugar, you have personality And I'm flexible too! You can only imagine the positions... 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Here's what you do,
Punch yourself in the balls real hard so you fall to the floor in horrible pain. At that point you'll realize that everything else in your world is really not all that bad compared to your current situation. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: cborgman said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: cborgman said: jthad1129 said: cborgman said: jthad1129 said: just for you Chris, I hope you feel better.
http://www.geocities.com/...dsm/22.jpg My weekend was horrible too and I look at this to pick me up that was unexpected! he is overbuff, but yummy shall i find you a Twinky Dinky? not too skinny though. waifs make me want to beat them senseless And to think...this waif was gonna come in here and cheer you up! Hope you feel better that's different sugar, you have personality And I'm flexible too! You can only imagine the positions... i would imagine them right now, but i am afraid one of the video production campers might walk in, read my mind, and have some more fun stuff to discuss with their parents tonight. you know i loves ya richard... even if you are too skinny:) Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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