today has been a horrid day.

i am exhausted, didn't get enough sleep, my best friends are divorcing, and i want to drive to their city to comfort them both, but am too broke, work has been a clusterfuck today, and on top of it i was late with my car payment this month...

someone do something fun or funny, please?

Chris, ...I love turning out gay guys, you wanna be next?

teller said:

okay, actually, that did make me smile. thank u teller. man, i lvoe the skelton cards.

stymie said:

ooh, i don't think sex is gonna help today, but thank you.

ya made me smile

hope you feel better soon...just be glad that a piano hasn't fallen on you today.

What are the useless bits of flesh around the vagina called?



The woman!

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teller said:

ah, yes, the looney tunes method of happiness...

Haystack said:

from a gay man, no less...

Would it cheer you up if I admitted to having a dizzy pussy?
















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pejman said:

oddly enough, i never get tired of seeing that clip.

although it alwas makes me wonder why the put a scrunchie on the cat's neck

Stolen from Red's beautiful flower thread:

Christopher Borgman, u have a post waiting for u in the flowers thread.

just for you Chris, I hope you feel better.

http://www.geocities.com/...dsm/22.jpg

My weekend was horrible too and I look at this to pick me up

jthad1129 said:

that was unexpected!

he is overbuff, but yummy

cborgman said:

shall i find you a Twinky Dinky?

jthad1129 said:

not too skinny though. waifs make me want to beat them senseless

cborgman said:

Oh well, if you don't like my joke, then try this link.

http://group.freegayspace...s/ht1.html

Just scroll down a bit, take a look in gallery 1, 2, or 3 and then...

oy... the day just got worse...

we have the last week of daycamps today, and the 8-12 year olds have a camp called video production, where they learn filmaking.

the teacher turns on the video from a previous camp as an example. the video ends, and the tape keep srunning, and apparently later on the tape is porn, whcih the kids get a good glimpse of.

oh, god...

there is gonna be hell to pay for someone, and as the front line of customer service, guess who is gonna get to field most of the phone calls...

cborgman said:

Tell the parents it's not as bad as beeing exhausted, not getting enough sleep, having your friends divorce and not having enough money to go out and confort them, and on top of that beeing late with your car payment.

If that doesn't help u can always refer them to http://www.geocities.com/...dsm/22.jpg

Take care!
[This message was edited Mon Aug 11 11:42:52 PDT 2003 by SpcMs]

cborgman said:

And to think...this waif was gonna come in here and cheer you up!

Hope you feel better

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

that's different sugar, you have personality

SpcMs said:

do you think that will work? at this point, i am about willing to try it or just go home sick for the rest of the day

U have a cute and warm face. And thats me, telling U. Im even going 2 dance in Ur honour...




Uh oh, uh oh, Im gonna, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, Im gonna

cborgman said:

Or you could program 'Mad Sex' as the hold-tune on your phone. That will scare them away.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

awww, thank u, JD

cborgman said:

And I'm flexible too! You can only imagine the positions...

Here's what you do,

Punch yourself in the balls real hard so you fall to the floor in horrible pain. At that point you'll realize that everything else in your world is really not all that bad compared to your current situation.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

i would imagine them right now, but i am afraid one of the video production campers might walk in, read my mind, and have some more fun stuff to discuss with their parents tonight.

you know i loves ya richard... even if you are too skinny:)