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Have You Ever "Borrowed" Something From Work? ok, i'll go 1st...
...I "borrowed" a mini air-conditioner and I have enough stationary to supply a medium sized high-school for a year | |
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Ardeo said: stationary
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i constantly print things on the printer, and use the copier for my writing Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: i constantly print things on the printer, and use the copier for my writing
lol i printed off Lord of The Rings ...and you know how thick that book is  | |
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Ardeo said: cborgman said: i constantly print things on the printer, and use the copier for my writing
lol i printed off Lord of The Rings ...and you know how thick that book is 
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I have a friend who used to work for a magazine, doing sales stuff. One of her tasks was to arrange prize donations for their competition and select the winners.
Well, I was lucky enough to win several best seats to the ballet and opera shows in London. My freind? Fortunately, before moving off to greener pastures her last month coincided with a movie competition. Amazingly, she managed to win herself a DVD player! Sshhh. Don't tell anyone! He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. - Albert Einstein | |
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MaggotBrain said: I have a friend who used to work for a magazine, doing sales stuff. One of her tasks was to arrange prize donations for their competition and select the winners.
Well, I was lucky enough to win several best seats to the ballet and opera shows in London. My freind? Fortunately, before moving off to greener pastures her last month coincided with a movie competition. Amazingly, she managed to win herself a DVD player! Sshhh. Don't tell anyone!
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I stole loads of stuff!
Well not really. I worked for a company which went under... or more correctly speaking, the parent company in the US shut the Irish branch down. In it's rush to withdraw from Europe, the company conveniently "forgot" to honour it's legal obligations with regard to redundancy settlements, the last bunch of paycheques, and also verbal obligations with regard to long-promised bonuses, holiday payments, overtime etc. I was so pissed that they screwed me and my staff like that... And since I was the IT manager / development manager at this place, I was the guy expected to shut everything down on the last day, post all the computer gear back to the US, turn off the lights and lock the doors etc. Needless to say, on that last day I took advantage of the opportunity to make sure that everyone who got screwed out of their job, their salaries, and their redundancy cheques at least got a free PC or two, and a free monitor or two, and office furniture etc. I'm looking at one of their 19" Sony monitors right now, and sitting on one of their nice office chairs  We cleaned the place out...
I can happily report that the US branch of the company back in Chicago went under the following year. Justice! | |
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ian said: I stole loads of stuff!
Well not really. I worked for a company which went under... or more correctly speaking, the parent company in the US shut the Irish branch down. In its rush to withdraw from Europe, the company conveniently "forgot" to honour it's legal obligations with regard to redundancy settlements, the last bunch of paycheques, and also verbal obligations with regard to long-promised bonuses, holiday payments, overtime etc. I was so pissed that they screwed me and my staff like that... And since I was the IT manager / development manager at this place, I was the guy expected to shut everything down on the last day, post all the computer gear back to the US, turn off the lights and lock the doors etc. Needless to say, on that last day I took advantage of the opportunity to make sure that everyone who got screwed out of their job, their salaries, and their redundancy cheques at least got a free PC or two, and a free monitor or two, and office furniture etc. I'm looking at one of their 19" Sony monitors right now, and sitting on one of their nice office chairs We cleaned the place out...
I can happily report that the US branch of the company back in Chicago went under the following year. Justice!
thats what i like 2 hear | |
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I've worked in a riding club since I was 15, so I took home first aid kit stuff. Then I worked at schools, and will continue to do so... so yes  Stationary, copying things I shouldn't and so on... in all fairness I do a lot of work at home as well though and print my stuff there as well, so I guess it evens out a bit. | |
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ian said: I stole loads of stuff!
Well not really. I worked for a company which went under... or more correctly speaking, the parent company in the US shut the Irish branch down. In its rush to withdraw from Europe, the company conveniently "forgot" to honour it's legal obligations with regard to redundancy settlements, the last bunch of paycheques, and also verbal obligations with regard to long-promised bonuses, holiday payments, overtime etc. I was so pissed that they screwed me and my staff like that... And since I was the IT manager / development manager at this place, I was the guy expected to shut everything down on the last day, post all the computer gear back to the US, turn off the lights and lock the doors etc. Needless to say, on that last day I took advantage of the opportunity to make sure that everyone who got screwed out of their job, their salaries, and their redundancy cheques at least got a free PC or two, and a free monitor or two, and office furniture etc. I'm looking at one of their 19" Sony monitors right now, and sitting on one of their nice office chairs We cleaned the place out...
I can happily report that the US branch of the company back in Chicago went under the following year. Justice! HELL YEA! fuck those bastids! Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Ardeo said: ok, i'll go 1st...
...I "borrowed" a mini air-conditioner and I have enough stationary to supply a medium sized high-school for a year  WTF?!?!!?!:FALLOFF: how do you "borrow" that. Come on spill it. Details!!! I won't tell..promise! | |
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Chico319 said: Ardeo said: ok, i'll go 1st...
...I "borrowed" a mini air-conditioner and I have enough stationary to supply a medium sized high-school for a year WTF?!?!!?!:FALLOFF: how do you "borrow" that. Come on spill it. Details!!! I won't tell..promise! well no one was looking...and somehow it gradually went from one side of the warehouse to the other little by little through out the day ...and finally to the boot of a certain employees car  | |
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Ardeo said: Chico319 said: Ardeo said: ok, i'll go 1st...
...I "borrowed" a mini air-conditioner and I have enough stationary to supply a medium sized high-school for a year WTF?!?!!?!:FALLOFF: how do you "borrow" that. Come on spill it. Details!!! I won't tell..promise! well no one was looking...and somehow it gradually went from one side of the warehouse to the other little by little through out the day ...and finally to the boot of a certain employees car Respect! Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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Ardeo said: well no one was looking...and somehow it gradually went from one side of the warehouse to the other little by little through out the day
...and finally to the boot of a certain employees car 
Hey it's warm here. Think u can "borrow" another one for me!! | |
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I am eager to post but I fear recrimination. My work borowing is numerous. Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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Chico319 said: Ardeo said: well no one was looking...and somehow it gradually went from one side of the warehouse to the other little by little through out the day
...and finally to the boot of a certain employees car
Hey it's warm here. Think u can "borrow" another one for me!! for a price i can deliver you the Boss's Office and his secretary | |
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Ardeo said: for a price i can deliver you the Boss's Office and his secretary :EEK: Dayum!!! And I thought I was hardcore. Now this sharpie pen seems like a gift.  | |
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henry rollins once said:: "sex, drugs and OFFICE SUPPLIES are the three things you should NEVER pay for".
$.02. --gm-- i....feel.... cold as a razorblade, tight as a tourniquet, dry as a funeral drum...... | |
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Ardeo said: ian said: I stole loads of stuff!
Well not really. I worked for a company which went under... or more correctly speaking, the parent company in the US shut the Irish branch down. In its rush to withdraw from Europe, the company conveniently "forgot" to honour it's legal obligations with regard to redundancy settlements, the last bunch of paycheques, and also verbal obligations with regard to long-promised bonuses, holiday payments, overtime etc. I was so pissed that they screwed me and my staff like that... And since I was the IT manager / development manager at this place, I was the guy expected to shut everything down on the last day, post all the computer gear back to the US, turn off the lights and lock the doors etc. Needless to say, on that last day I took advantage of the opportunity to make sure that everyone who got screwed out of their job, their salaries, and their redundancy cheques at least got a free PC or two, and a free monitor or two, and office furniture etc. I'm looking at one of their 19" Sony monitors right now, and sitting on one of their nice office chairs We cleaned the place out...
I can happily report that the US branch of the company back in Chicago went under the following year. Justice!
thats what i like 2 hear Stick it to the corporate pricks Ian *********************************************
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Lots of stuff. I'm about to "borrow" about $600 worth of pirated software tomorrow. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: Lots of stuff. I'm about to "borrow" about $600 worth of pirated software tomorrow.
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Paisley has. -------------------------------------------------
MENACE TO SOBRIETY  | |
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Sure Ive borrowed things I used to think of it as a salary top up for the crud pay I was on at the time
Batteries for my walkman and various other bits and bobs Thank you very much hehe Much love  Pochacco | |
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pejman said: Paisley has.
And proud of it too. | |
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righteous1 said: Ardeo said: ian said: I stole loads of stuff!
Well not really. I worked for a company which went under... or more correctly speaking, the parent company in the US shut the Irish branch down. In its rush to withdraw from Europe, the company conveniently "forgot" to honour it's legal obligations with regard to redundancy settlements, the last bunch of paycheques, and also verbal obligations with regard to long-promised bonuses, holiday payments, overtime etc. I was so pissed that they screwed me and my staff like that... And since I was the IT manager / development manager at this place, I was the guy expected to shut everything down on the last day, post all the computer gear back to the US, turn off the lights and lock the doors etc. Needless to say, on that last day I took advantage of the opportunity to make sure that everyone who got screwed out of their job, their salaries, and their redundancy cheques at least got a free PC or two, and a free monitor or two, and office furniture etc. I'm looking at one of their 19" Sony monitors right now, and sitting on one of their nice office chairs We cleaned the place out...
I can happily report that the US branch of the company back in Chicago went under the following year. Justice!
thats what i like 2 hear Stick it to the corporate pricks Ian damn straight | |
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