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PrintableCloudbuster said: I'm a scientist. I'm currently working in the fascinating field of simian-cloning.
It's not because I want to further science. I just love the taste of monkey spunk.   | |
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RedCorvette69 said: Anyone for a game of Pink Pancakes?
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Cloudbuster said: RedCorvette69 said: Anyone for a game of Pink Pancakes?
But I could really go for a game of "Soggy Biscuit" 
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DrFrankenfurter said: I still fuck my sisters.
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Cloudbuster said: I still live in my Mother's womb. Every now and then I stick my head out of her beef curtains to see what's going on in the World. It's a good job she's got a computer between her legs so that I can get on the Org every night.
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Haystack said: I still blow my dad. It's been a ritual of mine since the age of...actually I don't know. But it's fun and I recommend it to all of you. And swill before you swallow.
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Cloudbuster said: Haystack said: I still blow my dad. It's been a ritual of mine since the age of...actually I don't know. But it's fun and I recommend it to all of you. And swill before you swallow.
Erm... Actually, the reason I haven't been on the Org as much recently is that my Dad died two weeks ago. | |
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Haystack said: Cloudbuster said: Haystack said: I still blow my dad. It's been a ritual of mine since the age of...actually I don't know. But it's fun and I recommend it to all of you. And swill before you swallow.
Erm... Actually, the reason I haven't been on the Org as much recently is that my Dad died two weeks ago. | |
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Cloudbuster said: I like to stand in the Post Office queue and sniff the old ladies.
I then go behind the novelty notepad stand and masturbate while I watch them lick their stamps. | |
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mcmeekle said: My poo always tastes nice. | |
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Cloudbuster said: I've just found out that a kitten can only last three days without water.
You bastard! | |
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Haystack said: Smiggle grut flippilip gwans swerd hunner bleep bloop frim gwet lolololol quar-mar-mar-mar hufton mufton greep xleep gon trud meedit. Glip!
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Cloudbuster said: That blackout was the funniest thing I've heard on the news in ages. | |
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Haystack said: My Dad died recently.
But the money I get from pimping out my Mum means I can buy more beer! | |
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mcmeekle said: Help me, please. Oh God, somebody help me! | |
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Haystack said: Margaret Thatcher.
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Cloudbuster said: Haystack said: Margaret Thatcher.
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Cloudbuster said: Just accept it, I'm ace at being a cunt! | |
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Cloudbuster said: Kate Bush licking Margaret Thatcher.
Weirdo! | |
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Haystack said: Cloudbuster said: Just accept it, I'm ace at being a cunt! | |
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mcmeekle said: Is anybody still looking for the ladder? I have a spare if anyone wants it.
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Cloudbuster said: I ask you- Is there anything better in life that tastes better than dog turds? I really have to think that there is not. 
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