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Printablecborgman said: today has been a horrid day.
i am exhausted, didn't get enough sleep, my best friends are divorcing, and i want to drive to their city to comfort them both, but am too broke, work has been a clusterfuck today, and on top of it i was late with my car payment this month... someone do something fun or funny, please?  | |
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XxAxX said: cborgman said: today has been a horrid day.
i am exhausted, didn't get enough sleep, my best friends are divorcing, and i want to drive to their city to comfort them both, but am too broke, work has been a clusterfuck today, and on top of it i was late with my car payment this month... someone do something fun or funny, please?  is that fun or funny?  ---------------------------------
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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? "a poor fool indeed is a man who adopts a manner of thinking for others" | |
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jthad1129 said: XxAxX said: cborgman said: today has been a horrid day.
i am exhausted, didn't get enough sleep, my best friends are divorcing, and i want to drive to their city to comfort them both, but am too broke, work has been a clusterfuck today, and on top of it i was late with my car payment this month... someone do something fun or funny, please? is that fun or funny? you'd have to ask the penguin herself. or, the one standing behind her doing whatever it is's making her toes twitch like that  | |
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*ahem*. . .*cough cough*
Lying beside you Here in the dark Feeling your heartbeat With mine Softly you whisper You're so sincere How could our love Be so blind We sailed on together We drifted apart And here you are by my side So now I come to you With open arms Nothing to hide Believe what I say So here I am With open arms Hoping you'll see What your love means to me Open arms Living without you Living alone This empty house seems so cold Wanting to hold you Wanting you near How much I wanted you home And now that you've come back Turned night into day I need you to stay 
 If Journey doesn't make you feel better, you are one sorry mutherfucker and I can't help you.  | |
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XxAxX said: cborgman said: today has been a horrid day.
i am exhausted, didn't get enough sleep, my best friends are divorcing, and i want to drive to their city to comfort them both, but am too broke, work has been a clusterfuck today, and on top of it i was late with my car payment this month... someone do something fun or funny, please? Can I borrow your penguin? | |
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XxAxX said: jthad1129 said: XxAxX said: cborgman said: today has been a horrid day.
i am exhausted, didn't get enough sleep, my best friends are divorcing, and i want to drive to their city to comfort them both, but am too broke, work has been a clusterfuck today, and on top of it i was late with my car payment this month... someone do something fun or funny, please? is that fun or funny? you'd have to ask the penguin herself. or, the one standing behind her doing whatever it is's making her toes twitch like that I thought she was taking a poop  that could be funny---------------------------------
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chris, dahling  - thought you might enjoy this one...
The Philosopher's Song Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable. Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel. And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Niezsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day! Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, And Hobbes was fond of his Dram. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed. 
(hey, it was this or "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me"... ) feel better soon!! | |
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Lleena said: XxAxX said: cborgman said: today has been a horrid day.
i am exhausted, didn't get enough sleep, my best friends are divorcing, and i want to drive to their city to comfort them both, but am too broke, work has been a clusterfuck today, and on top of it i was late with my car payment this month... someone do something fun or funny, please? Can I borrow your penguin? but of course! and, here's the one was standing *behind* her the whole time.  | |
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Chris...
Usually i could come up with something funny to say...but i am not good with commands...its better if i just let it flow...I hope that all goes well in the coming days and know that marriages like everything else sometimes fall apart. Hopefully the two ppl will be able to salvage a friendship from this. I know that I was able to handle being around a certain someone much easier after I knew that I didn't have 2 wake up 2 their farting.  ...if all else fails...move 2 kentucky...we'll go  hunting 2gether & cuddle... | |
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XxAxX said: cborgman said: today has been a horrid day.
i am exhausted, didn't get enough sleep, my best friends are divorcing, and i want to drive to their city to comfort them both, but am too broke, work has been a clusterfuck today, and on top of it i was late with my car payment this month... someone do something fun or funny, please? awww... i LOVE penguins! a friend took me to seaworld 2 years ago, and i totally geeked out! i love animals! the penguin tank was one of the highlights, and as we listened to the presentation about the penguins, they said "be sure to pay attention, because after the presentation we will ask some questions, and whoever answers right gets to feed the baby penguins. so at the end, they would only call on the kids, which hacked me off, especially because the kids couldn't even answer the questions right. next time i go, i am going to pretend i am mentally handicapped so that they will feel sorrry for me and let me feed the baby penguins... does this make me sound evil?Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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prrtybby said: Why did the clown fall out of the tree?
why? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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tackam said: *ahem*. . .*cough cough*
Lying beside you Here in the dark Feeling your heartbeat With mine Softly you whisper You're so sincere How could our love Be so blind We sailed on together We drifted apart And here you are by my side So now I come to you With open arms Nothing to hide Believe what I say So here I am With open arms Hoping you'll see What your love means to me Open arms Living without you Living alone This empty house seems so cold Wanting to hold you Wanting you near How much I wanted you home And now that you've come back Turned night into day I need you to stay
If Journey doesn't make you feel better, you are one sorry mutherfucker and I can't help you. awww! that was sweet, thank you honey!Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: chris, dahling
- thought you might enjoy this one...
The Philosopher's Song Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable. Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel. And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Niezsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day! Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, And Hobbes was fond of his Dram. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
(hey, it was this or "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me"... ) feel better soon!!  thank you dahling! and by the way, i love monty python, you can not go wrong with any of their songs, including sit on my facePower tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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alexnevermind319 said: Chris...
Usually i could come up with something funny to say...but i am not good with commands...its better if i just let it flow...I hope that all goes well in the coming days and know that marriages like everything else sometimes fall apart. Hopefully the two ppl will be able to salvage a friendship from this. I know that I was able to handle being around a certain someone much easier after I knew that I didn't have 2 wake up 2 their farting. ...if all else fails...move 2 kentucky...we'll go hunting 2gether & cuddle...oh, JS, i love ya. so kentucky is nice, hmmM? maybe i need to make a road trip. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: thank you dahling! and by the way, i love monty python, you can not go wrong with any of their songs, including sit on my facehere you go... this one always cheers me up, too! Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too I love to hear you o-ra-lise When I'm between your thighs You blow me away. Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly Life can be so fine if we both sixty nine If we sit on our faces In all sorts of places And play till we're blown away. | |
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cborgman said: XxAxX said: cborgman said: today has been a horrid day.
i am exhausted, didn't get enough sleep, my best friends are divorcing, and i want to drive to their city to comfort them both, but am too broke, work has been a clusterfuck today, and on top of it i was late with my car payment this month... someone do something fun or funny, please? awww... i LOVE penguins! a friend took me to seaworld 2 years ago, and i totally geeked out! i love animals! the penguin tank was one of the highlights, and as we listened to the presentation about the penguins, they said "be sure to pay attention, because after the presentation we will ask some questions, and whoever answers right gets to feed the baby penguins. so at the end, they would only call on the kids, which hacked me off, especially because the kids couldn't even answer the questions right. next time i go, i am going to pretend i am mentally handicapped so that they will feel sorrry for me and let me feed the baby penguins... does this make me sound evil?not at all  i think penguins are neat too | |
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cborgman said: prrtybby said: Why did the clown fall out of the tree?
why? he was dead... alright I have a better one... what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? "a poor fool indeed is a man who adopts a manner of thinking for others" | |
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cborgman said: tackam said: *ahem*. . .*cough cough*
Lying beside you Here in the dark Feeling your heartbeat With mine Softly you whisper You're so sincere How could our love Be so blind We sailed on together We drifted apart And here you are by my side So now I come to you With open arms Nothing to hide Believe what I say So here I am With open arms Hoping you'll see What your love means to me Open arms Living without you Living alone This empty house seems so cold Wanting to hold you Wanting you near How much I wanted you home And now that you've come back Turned night into day I need you to stay
If Journey doesn't make you feel better, you are one sorry mutherfucker and I can't help you. awww! that was sweet, thank you honey!With deepest sincerity, let me say that I hope you know how very much I was kidding. 
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cborgman said: alexnevermind319 said: Chris...
Usually i could come up with something funny to say...but i am not good with commands...its better if i just let it flow...I hope that all goes well in the coming days and know that marriages like everything else sometimes fall apart. Hopefully the two ppl will be able to salvage a friendship from this. I know that I was able to handle being around a certain someone much easier after I knew that I didn't have 2 wake up 2 their farting. ...if all else fails...move 2 kentucky...we'll go hunting 2gether & cuddle...oh, JS, i love ya. so kentucky is nice, hmmM? maybe i need to make a road trip. U tell me when u wanna b here...i getcha here... | |
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