EvilWhiteMale said:

my physical pain will not compare with what my best friends are going through, nor the parents who are now forced to rush the talk with their kids thanks to the video example...
but i think it does trump the car payment, the lack of money, and the exhaustion.

Well there ya go.

you could always post that shirtless picture of you again, EWM. that always made me happy

Aww damn Chris. Sorry to here this mate. Hopefully 2morro will be a better day.

cborgman said:

so glad that Supa is too skinny gives the meaty men a chance. It's all the same when you close your eyes.

Tell the kids, the video was American Pie 4 or something

sorry kitty, your day sounds AWFUL

maybe some endo-luvin will help?

jthad1129 said:

mostly, i think i am just jealous that i am not that skinny.

american pie 4! that totally made me laugh out loud for the first time today

endorphin74 said:

endo-luvin will cure anything... aww, kitty, move to austin. i need you closer for days like today.

CAMILLE4U said:

aww, thanks 'mille i hope tomorrow will be better as well, but i doubt it somehow. tonight i get to call her and speak to her, and i know she is gonna think i am calling at zach's request.

Tom Hanks Admits Hes Actually Plastic



Confirming rumors that began with You've Got Mail and intensified with the release of The Green Mile, actor Tom Hanks announced today that he is, indeed, slowly turning into a soft, malleable plastic substance.


Detail of "You've Got Mail" poster. In the early stage of his transformation, Hanks' hair began to resemble play-dough.

At a heartfelt press conference, Hanks revealed that he's afflicted with a rare skin disease known as "Soft Focus Fungus" (SFF). Proclaiming he's finally "Plastic and Proud," Hanks admitted that for years he's tried to hint at his condition. "My roles, from Sleepless in Seattle, Saving Private Ryan, and, of course, You've Got Mail, reflect my personal decision to portray characters that were as lifeless and artificial as I feel inside."


Hanks during advance stages of SFF (soft focus fungus.) His face, taking on the consistency of margarine and becoming flame resistant, was mostly responsible for Hanks winning Oscars.


Taking a cue from Christopher Reeve, who's played many cripples since his paralyzing accident, Hanks will try to parlay his disability into new roles. In an upcoming government ad campaign, Hanks said he will play the role of a gigantic, talking ribbed condom to promote contraception.


The brave Hanks, all smiles, despite his debilitating disease, on the set of Toy Story 2.

Doctors confirmed that a common side effect of the illness is staring wistfully off to the upper left in a state of great inspiration, serenity, and calm

TwIsTeDmInD said:

::le evil soft giggle::
funny... mean, but funny

cborgman said:

Okay, fine.

EvilWhiteMale said:

hee hee... i can't believe you actually did! ::le giggle:: you are much more open-minded than you allow yourself to appear, you know that?

thanks.


love the scowl in the pic, by the way, i really think that is part of what makes it sexy

I am an open minded guy. I'm not insecure about my man-hood so I don't feel threatened by showing my picture this way.

Besides, now the ladies get to see it too.

No, this is evil!

NutFarious Candy is Perfect Blend of Peanuts 'n' Evil

Yonkers--Looking to gain a foothold in the red-hot "menacing treats" market, Reese's introduced its newest candy bar, the NutFarious, at yesterday's shareholder meeting. According to a company spokesman, in
addition to "bursting with crunchy nuts and creamy nougat," each bar will be at least 15% nefarious and will be covered in chocolate "as dark as evil itself." Industry analysts applauded Reese's newest product and noted that NutFarious will provide a "more conniving alternative" to Hershey's foil-wrapped "Fists" and Mars' "Whatcha-ma-lookin'-at" bar, the current market leaders.

Swept up in the excitement surrounding their newest candy, Reese's executives could only rub their hands together and whisper "Yesss. Yesss," at NutFarious' unveiling, but in a later appearance, company CEO, Julio Imbrulio, predicted great things for the bar. He pointed out that in preliminary taste- tests, consumers have preferred the NutFarious nearly 2 to 1 to more traditional sources of evil, such as DDT and hatchets, and studies have shown that the bar is much better for "holding villains over 'til dinner."
According to a Reese's press release, NutFarious was formulated to "feed this country's growing under-belly," and the new bar is intended to replace Reese's last candy release, 1993's NutRageous, whose sales have declined as Americans have become much less wacky in recent years. In limited market tests, NutFarious has performed especially well with phone companies and certain cats.

Or have some "Caramel Nut Blast" for a snack.

EvilWhiteMale said:

okay, really, that one made me laugh pretty hard

I'm not very good at being funny, so I'll just give you a hug. You are loved.

Moonbeam said:

aww, thank you. i would kill to meet you, your brother, your diva, your etc...

cborgman said:

Next time I'm in Texas, I'll let you know.

Moonbeam said:

by the way, i totally thought of you last night. my roomie came home with a CD of various people performing on MTV's Unplugged, and annie lennox was on it singing "why". it totally made me think of you, cause i just identify you and annie together soo much.

cborgman said:

Glad to know I'm associated with such good company!

I think this is funny. Hope you do too, Chris.

Sweeny79 said:

scary, but funny

Hang in there buddy!!


This picture always makes me smile.
Hope it does the same for you!!



Puppy Love edit!
[This message was edited Mon Aug 11 14:13:19 PDT 2003 by Chico319]

Chico319 said:

ooohh! he's so tiny! awww... that did make me smile!

i feel much better now. thank you all for helping! so far, no calls from parents yet, by the way. but i am sure we will get some tomorrow

Chico319 said:

I want that puppy , its sooo cute

Much love Pochacco

cborgman said:[quote]Sweeny79 said:[quote]I think this is funny. Hope you do too, Chris.




i KNEW Popeye was not cut

jthad1129 said:[quote]cborgman said:[quote]

Sweeny79 said:

Holy shit, now that's funny.