OK, since word-of-mouth is STILL the best form of advertising, I'm urging all of you to go buy Liam Lynch's "Fake Songs" CD. This is the FUNNIEST and most musically-catchy CD I've heard in AGES!!

Lynch was the co-creator of that "Sisel and Ollie" show on MTV some years back (I never saw it). There's also a DVD included in this package that YOU MUST SEE!!! You get to see two flies trying to score with a woman!!!

Top Ten Reasons To Buy Liam Lynch's "Fake Songs" CD

1. DudeDrops has impeccable music taste. That is, if you ignore the fact that his CD collection includes CDs from Poison, Insane Clown Posse, Ratt, Warrant, Monster Ballads and Samantha 7.

2. Lynch has written a theme song for his kitty Frankie Forcefield (the video is on the DVD)

3. Lynch's hero is Richard O'Brien (creator of The Rocky Horror Picture Show--my all-time favorite movie).

4. He was on The NEW Tom Green Show (and you had BETTER be watching this show too!!)

5. The album includes songs called "Fake David Bowie Song," "Fake Bjork Song," "Fake Pixies Song," and "Fake Talking Heads Song." And they all are HILARIOUS!!!

6. Any guy who can get both Ringo Starr and Jack Black from Tenacious D on his debut album must have something right going on.

7. He has some VERY cool tattoos.

8. He makes his own short films on his computer...and they ROCK!!!

9. He did that "United States of Whatever" song. This song will get you laid!! I promise!

10. He's a very very very sweet man. Watch the home video on the DVD if you don't believe me!!

BUY THIS DISC!!!

OMG! I love United States of Whatever!!

DAMMIT!!! I'm telling you all--you must buy this CD. You'll thank me!

You buy it for me...

REDFEATHERS said:

Actually, Red, if you Orgnote me your address...I will! Cuz you're just so goshdarned CUTE!!

Buy cd's? U can buy cd's?