in an empty bottle of coke

i pissed in a gutter before it was in an alley and was nite and well when u gotta go u gotta go

on my cousin, she was taking a bath on the roof at the time. (we were 10 yrs old or so)

In my rocking chair when I was about three.

i did it in the bathtub tonight. my woman did not enjoy it too much.

At the County Fair after a concert there.Me and my friend got to drinkin' at the show and with bathrooms so far and few in between we went to squat near the live stock !!

When my roommate and I were in Frisco, we took the subway back to the car and were so tired from the day's events that we both dozed off a bit on the train. We woke up a few stops late and jumped off, to find ourselves outside of a CREEPY ASS PARK (it's 1 AM in the morning already)...

there's a few groups of scary big hoodlum guys in trenchcoats and shit, yelling and acting suspicious, and here we are, in the middle of nowhere, San Francisco, and ther are no streetlights and surrounding us are dark alleys and pissed-off looking homeless guys!

So we raced block to block, trying to find another stop, or a bus, or anything! Neither of us idiots had cash on us, so we couldn't hail a taxi... and we had never been in this part of Frisco before. Everything was closed and I was about to piss my pants. I seriously couldn't walk correctly or I'd let loose! Thank God that didn't happen!


Anyfuckingway, we went store to club to bar to mini-mart, not one ASSMASTER would let me use their john. I FINALLY walked into an adult film store and marched up (sideways and skipping a bit) to the fat guy behind the counter: "LET ME USE YOUR RESTROOM OR I WILL SERIOUSLY PISS ON THE FLOOR!" A bit frightened looking, he pointed to a door behind the side counter.

The weird thing isn't the fact that I peed in an adult film store. You should have seen the "bathroom". I opened the door to a huge-ass room with a high ceiling, tall magenta shag carpet, and three other doors leading to God knows what! There was a tripod in one corner and a bunch of beanbag chairs in the other... and the toilet was close to me, with the whole room BEHIND IT! What the fuck? It's like a wall was knocked out to a room behind the bathroom... anyway, I barely made it to the toilet... I peed and left.

Heavenly said:

Bath on the roof??

Wha???

Comming home from a bar...me and my friend had to pee so bad that we had to pull off of the expressway in chicago and pee behind a dumpster. Damn me and him still laugh about that shit to this day.

Behind the bush in front of my bedroom window, which was at the front of the house. I couldn't make it to the front door

jthad1129 said:

A cinema cup of coke (I was too drunk to get off the sofa, I'd laced a few of those big cokes with lots of Jack Daniels)
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on my balcony with my friends, when i was 7, or maybe in the middle of the street when i was about 3 or 4.

other than that, i'm pretty sure i've peed in every single alley in my city...

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

it was the strangest place u had a tinkle
u didnt have to get that personal

muirdo said:

C'mon Muirdo, we all know u go commando with your kilt on, u're bound to have some funny stories

On an ATM machine that was out of cash!

jthad1129 said:

I filled up a super-size McD's cup while drivin home one night (it was a tricky manuver). I normally hate litterbugs, but there was no way in hell I was driving home with that thing in my car, so I went to chuck it out the window, and the lid popped off...You can imagine what happened...

Savannah said:

muirdo said:

Whats so personal about peeing behind a dumpster on the expressway.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

I think it was what's popularly known as "irony"

Teacher said:

Isn't it Ironic...don't you think...its like...

when i was 4 years old...my mom took me to the mall for pictures with santa for christmas...well i was scared to death!! i didnt wanna do it!! soo...when i got up there and got on his lap...i...um...relieved myself

its a true story!! i still have the pic to prove it...and i do not look happy in that m effer either lol

damn yellow edits
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chemmie said:

We were on a road trip in Europe. We were going from Germany to Italy throught the Alps (I think). Anyway, we get to the top of the mountains and gotta make a pit stop. Well pit was the appropriate word. The bathroom were stalls w/ a hole and handles.

You grab on to the handles, position yourself over the hole and go. Never seen anything like it.

WHen i was younger we use to hang out and drink all night on this corner by my house.. Well few times i got too drunk and couldn't hold it and went in people's alley ways and squated and peed... I still can't beleive i was sooo classless and did that!

crazyhorse said: