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In the name of inner peace and spirituality I found this very uplifting, it reminds me of certain people. Thank u Curious1 for sending it to me  
I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace... It read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. So, today I have finished one bottle of vodka, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a small box of chocolates and a quart of Heineken ... You have no idea how good I feel. You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace... Have a bloody marvelous day! The "proof-read-dammit" edit  [This message was edited Wed Aug 6 16:01:19 PDT 2003 by Teacher] | |
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Excellent!  | |
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Fab! I've got a bowl of pasta, a package of vegan oreos, and some chardonnay waiting for me. . .well, the oreos are pretty damn old, but if that's what it takes to acheive inner peace. . .
Does this mean I have to use up my entire bottle of watermelon flavored lube at once, though?  | |
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prozac and alcohol together?...  I'm gonna have to see how curious1 and the baby are doing..-------------------------------------------------
MENACE TO SOBRIETY  | |
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Please no...my nose will fall of ! Futuristic Fantasy | |
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Fhunkin said: Please no...my nose will fall of !
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go girl 
How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH  | |
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msserendipity said:
go girl Good, no? | |
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 In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Fhunkin said: Please no...my nose will fall of !
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Everything?
I mean, I have half a watermelon sitting in my kitchen? I have an opened packet of paracetamol (that can't be good  !), tube of toothpaste? 500g jar of coffee  ?
Not sure that my innards would be at peace  .Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: Everything?
I mean, I have half a watermelon sitting in my kitchen? I have an opened packet of paracetamol (that can't be good !), tube of toothpaste? 500g jar of coffee ?
Not sure that my innards would be at peace .i wouldnt mind finishing what i started...but i'm tryting 2 quit | |
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Ardeo said: PREDOMINANT said: Everything?
I mean, I have half a watermelon sitting in my kitchen? I have an opened packet of paracetamol (that can't be good !), tube of toothpaste? 500g jar of coffee ?
Not sure that my innards would be at peace .i wouldnt mind finishing what i started...but i'm tryting 2 quit U might as well finish that eggplant, cos that's all u got now  | |
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I'm about to load up my status bar (Keep an  on my sig)NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: I'm about to load up my status bar (Keep an
on my sig) Will do, I'd sooo join u if I could | |
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Teacher said: CAMILLE4U said: I'm about to load up my status bar (Keep an
on my sig) Will do, I'd sooo join u if I could Come 2 my place. Your more than welcome (I stocked up on booze 2day) I'm just gonna grab another! NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: Teacher said: CAMILLE4U said: I'm about to load up my status bar (Keep an
on my sig) Will do, I'd sooo join u if I could Come 2 my place. Your more than welcome (I stocked up on booze 2day) I'm just gonna grab another! Wish I could, I'm so fucking angry right now  and some booze would definitely help that. Hey, I got an idea, can we pour some  on some people and light them up?  | |
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Teacher said: CAMILLE4U said: Teacher said: CAMILLE4U said: I'm about to load up my status bar (Keep an
on my sig) Will do, I'd sooo join u if I could Come 2 my place. Your more than welcome (I stocked up on booze 2day) I'm just gonna grab another! Wish I could, I'm so fucking angry right now and some booze would definitely help that. Hey, I got an idea, can we pour some on some people and light them up? you can pour some on a certain vegetable make me something 2 eat  | |
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Teacher said: CAMILLE4U said: Teacher said: CAMILLE4U said: I'm about to load up my status bar (Keep an
on my sig) Will do, I'd sooo join u if I could Come 2 my place. Your more than welcome (I stocked up on booze 2day) I'm just gonna grab another! Wish I could, I'm so fucking angry right now and some booze would definitely help that. Hey, I got an idea, can we pour some on some people and light them up? I think U need a hug NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: Teacher said: CAMILLE4U said: Teacher said: CAMILLE4U said: I'm about to load up my status bar (Keep an
on my sig) Will do, I'd sooo join u if I could Come 2 my place. Your more than welcome (I stocked up on booze 2day) I'm just gonna grab another! Wish I could, I'm so fucking angry right now and some booze would definitely help that. Hey, I got an idea, can we pour some on some people and light them up? I think U need a hug she needs a shaving blade (NOT FOR HER!) and a frying pan 
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Ardeo said: CAMILLE4U said: Teacher said: CAMILLE4U said: Teacher said: CAMILLE4U said: I'm about to load up my status bar (Keep an
on my sig) Will do, I'd sooo join u if I could Come 2 my place. Your more than welcome (I stocked up on booze 2day) I'm just gonna grab another! Wish I could, I'm so fucking angry right now and some booze would definitely help that. Hey, I got an idea, can we pour some on some people and light them up? I think U need a hug she needs a razor blade (NOT FOR HER!) and a frying pan
 I'm not a cannibal, and I especially don't eat poisoned specimens. (Not referring to u here) | |
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Ardeo said: Teacher said: CAMILLE4U said: Teacher said: CAMILLE4U said: I'm about to load up my status bar (Keep an
on my sig) Will do, I'd sooo join u if I could Come 2 my place. Your more than welcome (I stocked up on booze 2day) I'm just gonna grab another! Wish I could, I'm so fucking angry right now and some booze would definitely help that. Hey, I got an idea, can we pour some on some people and light them up? you can pour some on a certain vegetable make me something 2 eat U only now realised she's a vegetable as well?  | |
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Teacher said: I found this very uplifting, it reminds me of certain people. Thank u Curious1 for sending it to me
I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace... It read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. So, today I have finished one bottle of vodka, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a small box of chocolates and a quart of Heineken ... You have no idea how good I feel. You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace... Have a bloody marvelous day! :LOl: | |
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