I have a flawless business model and I need lots of money to get started. I will not tell the model because you will steal it, but there are other places out there like this place and all of them are wildly successful. Mine is just a little twist to make it better.

I NEED MONEY! Please send me lots of money so I can start my business and make lots of money. I promise I will pay you back.

Becoming an Avon Girl in NOT a business plan.

Ardeo said:

Does anyone actually buy any stuff from that!

CAMILLE4U said:

my mum does

A sex toys Avon book would be great. I'm sure lots of people would buy from it because their too embaresed to go to the shops!

irresistibleb1tch said:

you got that email too?

Dear friend,

I hope that you will take time and read this my humble request very well and also consider my situation with the reward that i will indicate to you and assist me to ensure the good life of my remaining family memebers.
I am comrade James Doude, a senior aide to the troubled president of Liberia whom is presntly facing a very serious agitation from rebels that have insisted on his steping down from govt rather than a peace talk that we allow a room for democracy.
I do not have enough time to give you details of these uprising but will like to ask for your assistance in securing some reasonable amount of funds that i have been able to move through a diplomatic means to south africa where my wife and my only surving son is presently staying now.

During the early days of this agitation, i was ordered by my president to meet with some other african presidents around us to solicitate their support to be able to stamp down the uprising and i was also funded very well to make sure that they understand us but as you will see the turn out of things now, it has been very difficult for both myself and the president or any other loyal member of his cabinet to reach out to these heads of states whom are all now in support of these rebels, we have also reached out to western countries for purchases of strong fire powers but have not been able to conclude this transaction as most of our ports have been taken control of by these rebels,in my disposal now is the sum of thirty five million united states that was intended to be a payment for arms supply from south africa which i was the pioneer of that transaction.

I intend to hold on to these funds as it has been very clear that our capital will go down anytime from now, as of the moment, i am making serious plans with the french evaculation team on how to escape from this war zone but have been able to hand over all the deposit documents of those funds to my wife whom is still very weak as a result of the wounds she suffered in the attack at my region where my family were residing as i was in the capital city, My Son is of age and will be able to handle this transfer in my absence as i donot really know my chances of escaping this war zone, the french are bent on moving out their nationals and any sligth suspicion from Mr Taylor on my movement will be a very be risk for me.
I will not risk calling you on the phone line but will always check this my mail box to know if you have responded to this humble request, those funds as of the moment is with a security company over there and were lodged as personal effect to avert the heavy charges that it could have incurred had it been that we declared it to be cash, it is in two trunck boxes and i also have the picture which i will send across to you to reassure you of the real content.

I need you to work hand in hand with either me or my son to open a non-resident account where those funds will be directed to, i have also written my son in his own private mail box to get in touch with our former diplomat whom i believe will be able to introduce him to a ggod lawyer.
I will like my family to relocate to your state once those funds are secured and i must also bring to your knowledge that i depend on you for the investment of those funds and also the settlement of my family in your state.
I will give you the full details of what step to take and also what will be located to you for your assistance as soon as i hear from you but please bear in mind that i am writting you this mail with faith that you will handle this request with utmost privacy, my life will be in a more danger if you expose me.

I pray that the abillity to assist will be granted to you , thank and remain blessed.

I await your response.

Comrade J Doude

COMRADE

CAMILLE4U said:

i bought some mary kay lip cleansing and blam stuff that makes my already very full lips lok like i have collagen implants, but in a really nice subtle and natural way

CAMILLE4U said:

Ann Summers already does the 'house party' thing. An old friend of mine used to do them.

Ardeo said:

you too?!?!

Cloudbuster said:

Do they do them for men?

irresistibleb1tch said:

i get them almost daily

CAMILLE4U said:

Dunno. It was all vibrators and frilly knickers.

Cloudbuster said:

Sounds good 2 me ...

CAMILLE4U said:

HEY CAMILLE..GLAD 2 C YOUR BACK!

CAMILLE4U said:

Does that mean you'd try them both out?

PS that was a joke.

They need to have those sort of parties for men but the Ann Sumers people bring some women along to try them all out!

Ardeo said:

Hi Ardeo. It's good to be back. U doin ok?

Cloudbuster said:

Maybe the underware

you guys shut up and quit the thread jacking.

send me money damnit!

chemmie said:

Cloudbuster said:

Ardeo said:

i was hoping somebody would get my post! shoulda known i could count on you!

chemmie said:

There you go Chemmie, and there's plenty more where that came from. You can pay me back when you like!






[This message was edited Wed Aug 6 13:26:13 PDT 2003 by Lleena]

irresistibleb1tch said:

i'm calling the cops

chemmie said:

does your bank accept:



Monopoly Money?